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PrintableIrresistibleB1tch said: retina said: I was rude to the King of Sweden when he stole my seat at a circus. Apparently they'd decided to see the show with short notice and we had the best seats, so they simply shooed us away when the royal family arrived. I can't remember what I said to him, but it was something along the lines of "So you think you can do anything just because you're the king?". He just looked at me.
 did you tell him that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords
is no basis for a system of government? Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: retina said: I was rude to the King of Sweden when he stole my seat at a circus. Apparently they'd decided to see the show with short notice and we had the best seats, so they simply shooed us away when the royal family arrived. I can't remember what I said to him, but it was something along the lines of "So you think you can do anything just because you're the king?". He just looked at me.
did you tell him that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords
is no basis for a system of government? Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! Errrr.... wrong country but funny nonetheless  | |
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DigUBetterDead said: Tom said: why would you do something like that? lol it was NOT unprovoked. i was in the vip bar waiting my turn to get a drink and i feel all this shoving from behind me and it was sheryl crow and her "posse" trying to get to the bar like rude-asses. i got my wild turkey and kicked her when i turned around to leave. i hate that better-than-thou shit. That is too funny, she always seemed so nice in interviews | |
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I saw Richard Wilson (British TV actor) in the theater bar after watching a play in Nottingham. Me and my boyfriend went over to chat. He started going on about how tonight's audience wasn't as good as Tuesday's, etc. etc. I raised my eyebrows and said "You're criticising OUR performance!". I thought it was funny. My friend was mortified. Richard just stared. Talk about grumpy old men |
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Yes Paris Hilton and if i had a chance to do it all over again I'd be meaner 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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minneapolisgenius said: IrresistibleB1tch said: did you tell him that strange women lying in ponds distributing swords
is no basis for a system of government? Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! did somebody say "moistened bint"?? | |
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No. But apparently Tricky thought so because we got into a very brief fight once. We were cool within a minute and I've hung out with him since then, but he totally flipped out on me back in '95. | |
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SureThing said: Anx said: i screamed mean things out the window at meg ryan once
AND I AM PROUD OF IT 
What did you say? What did she do? she was on the street outside the office where i used to work, filming one of her crappy movies. so when a co-worker told me she was out there, i couldn't help myself. i opened a window, leaned out, and screamed MEG RYAN KILLED MODERN CINEMA!!! i saw her wobble that big ass head of hers upward, then i SLAMMED down the window really hard, and i felt good for the rest of the day.  | |
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Anx said: SureThing said:
What did you say? What did she do? she was on the street outside the office where i used to work, filming one of her crappy movies. so when a co-worker told me she was out there, i couldn't help myself. i opened a window, leaned out, and screamed MEG RYAN KILLED MODERN CINEMA!!! i saw her wobble that big ass head of hers upward, then i SLAMMED down the window really hard, and i felt good for the rest of the day. 
Oh my gawd, I can hear it in my head as clearly as if I had a recording. (Could you make a recording? I want it as my ringtone.) oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: Anx said: she was on the street outside the office where i used to work, filming one of her crappy movies. so when a co-worker told me she was out there, i couldn't help myself. i opened a window, leaned out, and screamed MEG RYAN KILLED MODERN CINEMA!!! i saw her wobble that big ass head of hers upward, then i SLAMMED down the window really hard, and i felt good for the rest of the day.
Oh my gawd, I can hear it in my head as clearly as if I had a recording. (Could you make a recording? I want it as my ringtone.) i'm a little bummed i wasn't meaner. i thought i was being all cultural activist or something at the time.  | |
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Yeah, an activist woulda shot her.  oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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I told Shadow from Gladiator that now he had started "nightclub
appearances" his career was in tatters. He took it well. Fuck the funk - it's time to ditch the worn-out Vegas horns fills, pick up the geee-tar and finally ROCK THE MUTHA-FUCKER!! He hinted at this on Chaos, now it's time to step up and fully DELIVER!!
KrystleEyes 22/03/05 | |
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muirdo said: I told Shadow from Gladiator that now he had started "nightclub
appearances" his career was in tatters. He took it well. It takes a very brave man to criticize Shadow. Last I saw of a Gladiator was Wolf on 'Through the Keyhole'. The nadir of any Z-Grade celebrities career. That and doing the the student union circuit. | |
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I made Ben Vereen wait for his complimentary tickets once. He wasn't too happy about it, but it wasn't my fault. It didn't make things any better when I told him I used to love him on Webster. | |
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