I get easily turned on by female dentists. Its the way they get very close up to you and talk to you in that soft, soothing manner.

What situations in your life have you found accidentally/inappropriately erotic?

Orgers???

JDINTERACTIVE said:

My old hairdesser, boobs in the back of the head and "hello fella" :boing:

REDFEATHERS said:

mdiver said:

Lol, whats boobs in the back of the head like? That reminds me of a time I was shagging this Irish lady. I had for some reason my cock in her hair. We were quiet for a moment and then she laughed and shouted, 'Im a dickhead!'.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Yeah i remember getting jizz in someones hair a while back.....it took both of us to wash it out as we were on the way out the door hehehehehehehe

I remember when I was a little 11 year old tyke playing baseball and our team mom was actually this other kids on my teams 17 year old hot sister! She tucked in my shirt one day for practice and I got a huge boner and turned all red! She smiled cause she knew what was up. How embarassing!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Oh YES!!!!! I am with you there!!
I can meditate myself right into .....

Shanti1 said:

Girls seriously meditating is designed to clear the mind not fill it with thoughts of throbbing members

Shanti1 said:

mdiver said:

I'm a reasonably tall guy myself, but recently at work we had this guy started who's 6ft 7ins and got a really solid build.

As I was following him down a corridor one time, he held the door open for me, but instead of releasing the door for me to catch once I reached it, he simply kept his arm high, holding the door open and I walked under his arm without having to stoop at all.

I like big guys anyway and there was something extremely sexy about that act. It was like 'Wow, he really is a big guy if I can slip under his arm like that and what a polite guy too, actually allowing me to go before him'

Naturally, I spent the next hour or so imagining him treating me like a bitch in the sack

mdiver said:

How do you know our minds were filled with thoughts of "throbbing members"????

Haystack said:

I feel ashamed to walk under people's arms. It maked me feel conscious of my hight.

Haystack said:

you work with my husband?!?!

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Pics please. Preferrably shirtless. Wait til he's asleep and won't know you're taking them. Try to manipulate his limbs into some kind of sexy pose while he slumbers too. Cheers, luv.

Haystack said:

would you like a video, including his snoring and his flatulence?

IrresistibleB1tch said:

Like that wasn't why you married him

I've heard about your 'accidental' eroticism.

Haystack said:

ok, i'm busted.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

Ringmasters.

The optometrist I go to is really good looking, and he gets all up in my face when he's checking my eyes, it's kinda hot.

I also make it a point to have my orders shipped UPS whenever possible, then phone in and tell them I will pick it up at the station. It's worth it to take the trip there and pick up the package yourself just for all the eye candy.

When I was about 19 years old my parents' friends son came to live with us. He was about my age. I found out that he was going to go to Seminary. He was really cute and after I came back from the gym he would ask me if I wanted a massage. He would give me one and I would get all hot. I never let it go further 'cause this guy was going to be a priest. Can you believe I had the will power for that!!!


M

I once had a job where we could get a massage for free once every other week. The man giving the massages was kinda hot. After having gotten a massage, I would always feel like it had been interrupted intercourse - all foreplay and no action.

I would lie in my bed at nights and recall the feeling of his hands on me.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

I'm sorry, but that sounds like the beginning to gay porn. What 19 year old boy offers another 19 year old boy a massage????

Just don't let a female dental hygienist start scraping and plowing on and through my teeth and gums.....I'd rather get a root canal.

Doctors sometimes.

Depends on the doctor though.