After four days of wandering and fucking around, my cat has returned. We heard her cry and my bf saved her from a nearby garden using a ladder.

This must be the tenth time she does the same trick, but every time I'm worried like hell. Now she's back. And there will probably be four more kittens in eight weeks time.

Hell yeah!

When I was young we had a pure bred beagle who used to run away all the time.

One time he returned smelling of perfume, I shit you not.

2the9s said:

Was it having an affair?

Uh oh kittens time 2 get her spayed....

how much money did she bring back?

2the9s said:

Perfume?? sounds like the beagle had a fun time

Glad to hear that your kitty came back. When I used to live at home (many years ago), my parents had a male cat who would sometimes leave for a couple of days and then come back. I used to get so worried that I would never see him again. In fact, the one time I remember going through the neighborhood with a picture of our cat, asking if anybody had seen him. Cats like to wander, that's for sure. You would think that maybe our cat wouldn't roam quite so much because he was fixed, but it didn't seem to make any difference. Guess it's just in a cat's nature to wander around.

2the9s said:

I can tell whether someone has been in the house when I wasn't here. She's so wonderful, everyone that enters wants to hug her badly. After a busy evening she smells of 5 different perfumes.

This happens when she goes out as well. People just love to take her in their house.

It will be the second time she becomes a mum. Last time it was very easy to get rid of the kittens, all of them were beautiful.

Please have your pets spayed or neutered!

your cats a whore!

My cat has only ever gone missing for two days, but i was so worried he had been knocked over. I bet your cat was starving!

karmatornado said:

Yeah, but at least she picks out her costumers.

Two male cats had been watching her for days. Both of them were ugly as hell. She was rolling on the terrace all the time, but when they came closer, she got angry. So I guess she just decided to make a trip in order to find some attractive men.

2the9s said:

If I had to be around u 9s, I would run away too.

2the9s said:

haha, I always wanted to get a beagle.

Great

You got your pussy back.

NAsty cats...my face starts to itch, eyes water, throat gets scratchy, and sneeze a fit even thinking about those things. Next time I get on this thread I need to take a claritin, allegra, zyrtec. How can you people be close to those things? ugh!