i have no idea WHY i actually filled this whole thing out, but FunkMistress said it made her laugh.

i dare you to fill it out!!

CAUTION: dirty language ahead.

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.::::.Randomly Asked Questions.::::.

What did you have for breakfast?
two eggs and toast

Who do you love?
you

Where were you born?
california

Where are you?
i'm sitting in front of my computer, where do you think i am?

Where do you wish you were?
somewhere warm....

Are you happy with your life?
some days are better than others

Do you cry a lot?
like i said, some days are better than others.

Do you make people angry?
customers occasionally. lol.

Do you like who you are?
mostly

Are you random?
orange puppies

Do you like the cold?
HELL NO!!!!

Do you like the heat?
yes, thank you.

Aren’t thunderstorms awesome?
beautiful

Do you like to walk in the rain?
if it's not cold

Isn’t walking in the leaves romantic?
are you high?

Do you have any one in mind that you want to walk in the leaves with?
goddamnit you better not walk through the leaves i just raked!

Do you like expensive things?
yes, and no. i don't like things because they're expensive, but usually you have to pay for quality.

Have you been called a slut before?
it was in spanish, and didn't quite translate to slut. lemme see.... i believe the exact phrase was "cursed prostitute".

Did it bother you?
a little

Why do you smile?
when the brain senses something "happy" little signals are sent to the muscles around the mouth. when the right ones contract it's called a smile.

What makes you smile?
anelia

Do people asking you too many questions in a row bother you?
no, but surveys do. imma about to take an uzi to the post office.....

Why?
oh god, you're gonna be the first to go.

Do you like cameras?
yes

Do you like taking pictures?
yes

What is the weather like out side?
really really really stinkin cold

Are you happy you are alive?
yes

What or who makes life worth living?
my daughter

Do they feel the same about you?
yeah, i'm pretty sure she does.

Do you like looking up at the stars?
yes i do

Ever wanted to go into a black whole thinking it may take you back in time or forward in time?
uh, no.

Ever thought you were in love?
i thought i was a couple times. then it happened for real and i realized i had no idea what it was.

Do you like puzzles?
ok

How about word searches?
yeah

Do you like coloring?
sure

Can you stay in the lines?
uh, yes.

What do you like better, colored pencils, crayons, or markers?
colored pencils. (how old are we?)

Have you ever made a quiz and forgot that you made it and were doing the quiz and wondered to your self who the hell made this stupid quiz?
omg, you ARE high aren't you?

Did you laugh?
no, buttmunch

Can you type fast?
yes

What have you been labeled?
"mommy"

Do you want to move?
very much so

If yes where do you want to move to?
anywhere warm

Do you think the one you love is taking you over?
that never happened in all our time together.

Are you a geek?
probably

Are you good at math?
i'm ok, but i hate it.

Are you good at history?
sort of. ok not really.

Are you good at English?
yeah i'm ok

Are you good at science?
not really

What other languages do you speak?
spanish, pig latin

Can you count in them?
well der.

Do you think you are a nice person?
yes i am. i am so nice it'd blow your mind.

What is the worst pain you’ve ever felt?
broken heart.

Where is your favorite place to be?
i've said that about a million times before. guess.

Do you want to die?
no

What did you have for lunch?
chicken enchilada and a salad.

What do you have in your cup/bottle?
orange koolaid. hey, i live with a four year old. shut up.

Do you smoke?
ew. no.

Do you drink?
yes.

Do you like swimming?
sure

Have you ever swam in the ocean?
i ran in the ocean when i was little

Swam on the waves?
uh, no.

Was it fun?
---

Have you ever walked out on the break water to a light house?
have i who the what now?

Ever been inside the light house?
yes i have

Ever climbed rocks?
yes!

Was it fun?
loved it!

Who did you do it with?
my sister and this other little girl camping near us. then many other times in my life with many other people.

Did they have fun?
yep

Do you like the ocean?
sure, it's ok

Why?
oh good god someone shoot this idiot already

Ever sat on large rocks and dangled your feet over the ocean water and let the waves tickle your feet?
and again i find myself asking myself "why am i doing this??"

Name two people you miss really badly:
you

Where are they?
again

Have you lost any one close to you?
yes

Ever witnessed some one dieing?
no, and learn to spell moron.

Do you know who it was?
der.

Ever been to any funerals?
yes

Do you like funerals?
oh good god. where is my gun?

Are you morbid?
are you emo?

Do you think you are smart?
yes

What grade are you in?
i'm a grown up. and suddenly this survey makes sense.....

Do you want to go to college?
der

What do you want to be?
done with this crap

Do you have a job?
yes

Do you like it?
it's ok. it's not my life.

Do you get along with your boss?
yeah

Do you get along with your parents?
yeah

Do you have any siblings?
yeah

Do you get along with them?
yeah

Have you ever been in a fist fight?
no

Have you ever gotten detention?
no

Have you ever been suspended?
no

Have you ever been expelled?
no

How many nicknames you got?
a few

What are they?
was it your goal to make the longest survey in history?

Who gave them to you?
it was, wasn't it?

Have you ever passed out from being drunk?
umm, yes, i think i have

Have you ever had sex?
c'mere and let me smack you

If yes who was your first?
...

If no who do you want to be your first?
see above

What is your worst habit?
probably all those mass murders. i really should stop that cult scam.

Do you have any animals?
dog and cat

Are you cold?
yes

Are you happy?
some days are better than others

Are you sad?
yes

Are you confused?
no

What time is it?
11.16pm

When do you have to go to bed?
now. good night

Do you believe in magic?
no

Do you have your own room?
dude, i have my own HOUSE.

How many windows are in your room?
two

What size bed do you have?
queen

Do you do your own laundry?
well, that dang maid has been slacking off lately, i had to let her go.

Do you want to get married?
not anymore

Do you want kids?
i have one

Do you like doing surveys?
shoot me now

Is any one mad at you?
probably. do i care? no.

What is bothering you right now?
you.

Who do you truly hate?
you.

Does any one like you?
*sigh* yes.

Are you shy?
did you make this just so your secret crush on your friends list would fill it out then you could find out all you ever wanted to know about him/her? did it work?

Have you ever asked any one out?
no

What’s your relationship status?
single/not interested.

What is your sexual orientation?
right now it's non existent.

What color is your room?
dirty off white. i want to paint it red

What color is your bathroom?
white, brown, green. decorated with palm trees.

How many times have you moved?
11 or 12

Do you like clowns?
yeah

Do you like cheerleaders?
some

Do you like preps?
some

Have you ever had heat stroke?
no

Do you like going to the beach?
yes

Who is the last person you went to the beach with?
lauren, back when i was pregnant

Who is the last person you went to the movies with?
jason, cheryl, and autumn.

Who is the last person you went to the mall?
heather and stephen

Who is the last person to call you?
telemarketer

Who is the last person to IM you?
chris

Who is the last person to E-mail you?
myself

Who is the last person you IM’d?
chris

Who is the last person you E-mailed?
what are you smoking?

Who is the last person you called?
my sister

What do you have for IM’s?
yahoo

What is your home page?
google

How many e-mails do you have?
oh shut it

Do you hear voices?
yes. they're telling me to hunt you down

Do you see dead people?
no

Do you like to blow bubbles?
sure

Have you ever eaten any bubbles?
uh, no. are you "mentally challenged?"?

Do you like unicorn horns?
this might be an ok quiz if these stupid questions were taken out.

Don’t they taste good?
wow, you really are high aren't you?

Do you like candy apples?
yes

Do you like cotton candy?
yes

Do you enjoy fairs?
sure

Do you like playing with fire?
yes

Have you ever been in an ambulance?
no

Have you ever had stitches?
yes

Have you ever had any x-rays?
yes

Ever had to have surgery?
no

Who or what were you named after?
a used car lot and my uncle don. i kid you not.

What is in your nightstand drawer?
i don't have one.

What is you r favorite scent?
issey miyake

What is your favorite perfume?
imagine....love

What is your favorite store?
whatever

Where did you get your cloths you are wearing?
old navy, and i don't remember

Do you like to go to the mall?
no

What do you fear?
surveys and little white bunnies

Were these very random?
stupidest quiz ever. why did i do it? i dunno.

What did you have for supper?
BBQ meat balls and corn bake


.:::.ABOUT ME.:::.

What is your full birth day?
nunya

Where were you born?
bizness

At what time were you born?
nunya

How old are you?
27

Where do you currently live?
in my house

Do you live near the coast?
no

What is your favorite month?
any month in summer

What is your favorite season?
spring/summer

What is your favorite holiday?
any day i get paid off

What is your favorite time of day?
bedtime

What is your lucky number?
don't have one

What is your favorite food?
sushi

What is your favorite non alcoholic drink?
dr p

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
martini

What is your favorite band?
can't pick just one

What is your favorite kind of music?
i listen to everything

What is your favorite color/s?
blue

Did you enjoy this survey?
screw you and the survey you rode in on.

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[Edited 3/9/07 13:43pm]

and if you don't want to fill it out, at least post here if you read it.

fantasyislander said:

fuck you and the survey you rode in on.

That's really all you needed to say

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

you read it!!

fantasyislander said:

By the time I got to that part I went

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

watch this thread sink and die

ThreadCula said:

did you fill it out?

fantasyislander said:

Im seriously thinking about it

ThreadCula said:

do it!

i'm going to do this... but on myspace. i haven't posted a bulletin since i re-joined myspace and this one seems worth it for a laugh.




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[Edited 2/3/07 0:58am]

ok i got as far as question 3 and realised i actually have something of a life to get on with..

I have obligations I am avoiding - what do I win?



What did you have for breakfast?
dinner

Who do you love?
everyone

Where were you born?
sweeeden

Where are you?
at my house

Where do you wish you were?
great barrier reef swimming with the fishies

Are you happy with your life?
it is up and down, but right now pretty content

Do you cry a lot?
when I ovulate and when I menstruate.

Do you make people angry?
I bet I do!

Do you like who you are?
at times

Are you random?
slow and deliberate

Do you like the cold?
hate it to bits

Do you like the heat?
+30°C please

Aren’t thunderstorms awesome?
and effing LOUD

Do you like to walk in the rain?
no, yuk!

Isn’t walking in the leaves romantic?
it's quite rustly

Do you have any one in mind that you want to walk in the leaves with?
anyone!

Do you like expensive things?
there are some expensive things that are OK I guess

Have you been called a slut before?
only by Milty

Did it bother you?
I never spoke to him again, but he was my secret santa

Why do you smile?
I grin like an idiot because usually I can't help it - I am an open book like that

What makes you smile?
practically everything

Do people asking you too many questions in a row bother you?
I have kids!

Why?
because it seemed like a great idea at the time.

Do you like cameras?
oh yes!

Do you like taking pictures?
LOVE IT

What is the weather like out side?
cool

Are you happy you are alive?
yes

What or who makes life worth living?
my boys

Do they feel the same about you?
well if I weren't here I reckon after a while they would notice

Do you like looking up at the stars?
why yes

Ever wanted to go into a black hole thinking it may take you back in time or forward in time?
I think you disintigrate before you get sucked in

Ever thought you were in love?
heaps of times

Do you like puzzles?
no

How about word searches?
no

Do you like coloring?
no

Can you stay in the lines?
can't be bothered.

What do you like better, colored pencils, crayons, or markers?
textas!

Have you ever made a quiz and forgot that you made it and were doing the quiz and wondered to your self who the hell made this stupid quiz?
eh?

Did you laugh?


Can you type fast?
not as fast as Hillary

What have you been labeled?
shy quiet type

Do you want to move?
like to another house?

If yes where do you want to move to?
dunno

Do you think the one you love is taking you over?
he is the master after all

Are you a geek?
a bit

Are you good at math?
I passed, just

Are you good at history?
nope.

Are you good at English?
excellent!

Are you good at science?
a bit

What other languages do you speak?
badly - spanish, swedish, german

Can you count in them?
yes indeedy

Do you think you are a nice person?
well, on the outside I seem quite nice

What is the worst pain you’ve ever felt?
contractions

Where is your favorite place to be?
iguazu

Do you want to die?
not just yet

What did you have for lunch?
pineapple.

What do you have in your cup/bottle?
coke

Do you smoke?
never even tried

Do you drink?
yup

Do you like swimming?
LOVE IT

Have you ever swam in the ocean?
loads of times

Swam on the waves?
yup, got dumped by them even

Was it fun?
yeah!

Have you ever walked out on the break water to a light house?
I have been in lots of light houses but they were all up on a clifftop

Ever been inside the light house?
omg how did you know

Ever climbed rocks?
yes!

Was it fun?
I hate that

Who did you do it with?
family

Did they have fun?
most of them were complaining all the time how hard it was

Do you like the ocean?
they are the lungs of the earth

Why?
plankton?

Ever sat on large rocks and dangled your feet over the ocean water and let the waves tickle your feet?
ever tripped on a log? Maybe a branch? How about a root?

Name two people you miss really badly:
farmor and mormor

Where are they?
northern hemisphere

Have you lost any one close to you?
not yet

Ever witnessed some one dieing?
dieting?

Do you know who it was?
my mum was on every diet known to man.

Ever been to any funerals?
only the one

Do you like funerals?
it was a bit boring

Are you morbid?
not at all

Do you think you are smart?


What grade are you in?
that is a bit personal

Do you want to go to college?
I already did even

What do you want to be?
not sick

Do you have a job?
I juggle several

Do you like it?
yes, if it wasn't my job it would be my hobby

Do you get along with your boss?
like a house on fire

Do you get along with your parents?
not so much

Do you have any siblings?
one younger sister

Do you get along with them?
not very often

Have you ever been in a fist fight?
nope

Have you ever gotten detention?
nver

Have you ever been suspended?
never

Have you ever been expelled?
never

How many nicknames you got?
a couple

What are they?
Lotta, Lottie, Charlie

Who gave them to you?
parents, schoolfriends

Have you ever passed out from being drunk?
I fell asleep on the toilet at my friend's house

Have you ever had sex?
no never, but I have had 3 immaculate conceptions

If yes who was your first?
Troy

If no who do you want to be your first?


What is your worst habit?
ORGING

Do you have any animals?
I live in a zoo, that is enough for me

Are you cold?
no I am hot

Are you happy?
mostly

Are you sad?
sometimes

Are you confused?
sometimes

What time is it?
8.30pm

When do you have to go to bed?
11ish

Do you believe in magic?
no

Do you have your own room?
yes I do, allelujah

How many windows are in your room?
one wide one

What size bed do you have?
king

Do you do your own laundry?
and everyone elses.

Do you want to get married?
not again

Do you want kids?
3 is enough

Do you like doing surveys?
no, I am only doing it for Hillary

Is any one mad at you?
the master, because doing this survey is preventing him from doing legit work on the computer

What is bothering you right now?
my sore scratchy throat, before it tickled me I sprained my tongue dry-reaching

Who do you truly hate?
nobody I know personally.

Does any one like you?
to know me is to love me

Are you shy?
yes

Have you ever asked any one out?
yes

What’s your relationship status?
married but still looking j/k

What is your sexual orientation?
facing north.

What color is your room?
avocado green

What color is your bathroom?
blue

How many times have you moved?
no idea

Do you like clowns?
indifferent

Do you like cheerleaders?
I have never seen one up close

Do you like preps?
my son is in prep this year

Have you ever had heat stroke?
I threw up a few times after a school sports day once

Do you like going to the beach?
yes, especially on hot nights at sundown

Who is the last person you went to the beach with?
the family and Karl and Loretta

Who is the last person you went to the movies with?
the family to see Happy Feet.

Who is the last person you went to the mall?
the family

Who is the last person to call you?
the library, about 5 overdue books

Who is the last person to IM you?
n/a

Who is the last person to E-mail you?
haven't checked

Who is the last person you IM’d?
Hillary

Who is the last person you E-mailed?
not sure

Who is the last person you called?
can't even remember!

What do you have for IM’s?
yahoo

What is your home page?
blannk screen

How many e-mails do you have?
1000?

Do you hear voices?
they won't shut up!

Do you see dead people?
only ever the one lying on the road

Do you like to blow bubbles?
sure

Have you ever eaten any bubbles?
bubble gum ones only

Do you like unicorn horns?
what are they made of? spun sugar?

Don’t they taste good?
most likely if so

Do you like candy apples?
nope

Do you like cotton candy?
nope

Do you enjoy fairs?
not so much

Do you like playing with fire?
you mean like making trouble?

Have you ever been in an ambulance?
I opted to drive myself

Have you ever had stitches?
on 5 separate occasions

Have you ever had any x-rays?
quite a few

Ever had to have surgery?
had to get Oscar removed

Who or what were you named after?
an auntie maybe?

What is in your nightstand drawer?
earplugs and "Deception Point".

What is you r favorite scent?
oranges or cocoa butter

What is your favorite perfume?
Princess, Vera Wang - it doesn't make me sneeze

What is your favorite store?
Sweet As

Where did you get your cloths you are wearing?
salvos

Do you like to go to the mall?
not unless I must

What do you fear?
losing a child in the crowd

Were these very random?
they could have been more so it one applied oneself a little more.

What did you have for supper?
schnitzels


.:::.ABOUT ME.:::.

What is your full birth day?
it was a saturday I think

Where were you born?
södersjukhuset

At what time were you born?
1am-ish

How old are you?
36

Where do you currently live?
at home

Do you live near the coast?
10 mins down the road

What is your favorite month?
February and October

What is your favorite season?
summer

What is your favorite holiday?
any that don't involve cooking for a house full

What is your favorite time of day?
mornings

What is your lucky number?
none

What is your favorite food?
sushi

What is your favorite non alcoholic drink?
chinotto

What is your favorite alcoholic drink?
margaritas

What is your favorite band?
I don't know

What is your favorite kind of music?
currently music with strings

What is your favorite color/s?
RED

Did you enjoy this survey?
yes

What did you have for breakfast?
Cereal.

Who do you love?
A lot of people.

Where were you born?
West Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and out shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!"

I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror! If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "Man forget it, yo home! To Bel-Air!"

I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8er and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. Sittin' my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

yay for charlotte!!





mrdespues and hobbes, naughty naughty.

and everyone else who read this and didn't post.