In Sheila E's song "Toy Box",she seems to be implying that only girls can masturbate...
"Sister's got a place she goes whenever she's lonely,it's so much fun...Brother cries whenever he's lonely and he's lonely cuz he hasn't one..." | |
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IceNine said: Married people masturbate as much as anyone. I sure hope they do...talk about discouraging if you had to cut yourself off: "sorry Harry, can't do it-we're married to the Thong'd One and i have to leave you alone". --- Aaron said: "Now, im not talking a handjob...more of an oral trick he had mastered...well, the idiot ended up wreaking his car..." --- -BTW, i used to be able to 'reach' back in high school, no joke. I was a wrestler for about 5 yrs and was very flexible. Couldn't finish though-if you know what i mean- but i think i could now IF i could get down there. Kills your back, so don't try it at home kids, and how this guy could do it driving is beyond me. Wonder twin powers activate...shape of a "C"!! Wa ha! God the things i tell you guys. | |
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3 times a day...and that's my limit!
Nope...I won't listen 2 u..I simply refuse 2 do more than that. | |
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Christopher said: not a damn thing to say
Liar. | |
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At the moment Im averaging out 2 just once a week.
But some-weeks I jank it everyday and when Im extra horny I may even do it twice. Yep, U heard... "...because no-one gets there alone." - "...I like the floor. It's the only thing that seems real." | |
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DavidEye said: So,he was driving AND giving himself a blowjob at the SAME TIME?? I bet the other drivers went crazy when they peeked over and saw this...lol... yeah...i was soo shocked at his stupidity that I didnt think of asking how long he was successful at it.. | |
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my shoulder hurts...
No Pain...No Gain!!! I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
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I seem to be suffering from a bout of abstemious masturbation at the moment.
Although I did knock one out in the loo at work today. Some people are like Slinkies...
They're good for nothing but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. | |
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It's hot to masturbate in front of/for your partner... | |
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AnotherLoverHolenYoHead said: It's hot to masturbate in front of/for your partner...
I DO THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!! It is not only hot, it is mandatory. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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SkletonKee said: bkw said: How many times is considered to be alot?
Is it dangerous toi drive and masturbate at the same time? okay..im only sharing this cause im drunk as a skunk right now but...an ex-boyfriend of mine, driving home high as a kite decided to *pleasure* himself. Now, im not talking a handjob...more of an oral trick he had mastered...well, the idiot ended up wreaking his car... so boys and girls, what have we learned today? dont give yourself head while driving on a freeway... :O please note the *ex* in ex-boyfriend... I guess size ISN'T everything!! Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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IceNine said: AnotherLoverHolenYoHead said: It's hot to masturbate in front of/for your partner...
I DO THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!! It is not only hot, it is mandatory. I'm not surprised you do, Big Boy | |
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I don't have too...too maNY WOMEN FOR THAT... " could I be... the most beautiful man in the world! plain to see, i"m the reason that God made a man!"UNIVERSITY OF MICHIGAN GRADUATE! VERY PRESTIGIOUS! | |
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IceNine said: AnotherLoverHolenYoHead said: It's hot to masturbate in front of/for your partner...
I DO THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!! It is not only hot, it is mandatory. Preach it brother! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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thechronic said: I don't have too...too maNY WOMEN FOR THAT...
theC But can't find love...tisk..tisk... | |
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A cautionary tale for all self abusers on the Org:
The following concerns an article in "Medical Aspects of Human Sexuality" - July 1991, written by Dr. William A. Morton, Jr. To paraphrase the first part of the article: One morning, I was called to the Emergency Room by the head ER Nurse. She directed me to a patient who refused to see anyone except "A man doctor who took care of men's troubles." After asking the nurse to leave, he removed his trousers and about three yards of foul smelling guaze from his scrotum, which was swollen to TWICE the size of a grapefruit and very tender and angry looking, with a jagged, zig-zag laceration, oozing pus and blood. The patient admitted that he had injured himself in the machine shop where he worked and had closed the laceration himself with a heavy-duty stapling gun. After surgery to remove the 8 rusty, one-inch staples and an uneventful convalescence he confided the rest of his story to me as follows. Quoting article: "An unmarried loner, he usually didn't leave the machine shop at lunchtime with his co-workers. Finding himself alone, he had begun the regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive belt of a large floor-based piece of running machinery. One day as he was approaching orgasm, he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. When his scrotum suddenly became caught between the pulley-wheel and the drive-belt, he was thrown into the air, landing a few feet away. Unaware he had lost his left testicle, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he had stapled the wound closed and resumed work. I can only assume he had abandoned this method of self-gratification." From www.worldwidewank.com The site also offers valuable suggestions for those wishing to overcome this most shameful of habits. Next week: the dangers of not wearing underpants at all times. | |
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So narcy, how are you recovering? | |
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bkw said: IceNine said: AnotherLoverHolenYoHead said: It's hot to masturbate in front of/for your partner...
I DO THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!! It is not only hot, it is mandatory. Preach it brother! That is the gospel!!! :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AnotherLover said So narcy, how are you recovering?
Actually, pretty well, considering. In the bed next to me was this guy, so I don't feel so bad (didn't he read the label - 'for external use only'??). Man, those guys that stick things up their own butts. I would never do that!! A 39-year-old married white male lawyer presented with a self- inserted perfume bottle in his rectum that he was unable to remove using various objects, including a back scratcher. He had inserted this bottle on previous occasions. Edema of the rectum and sigmoid colon precluded the successful manual removal of the object in the emergency room. A pelvic x-ray film (Fig.1) showed the object to be lodged 12 cm proximal to the dentate line. The 3 by 17 cm object, "Impulse Body Spray," was removed manually after a spinal anesthetic. The patient was discharged on the second postoperative day. He refused psychologic counseling. (again, www.worldwidewank.com) | |
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Gnammmete all,
i need a vib!!! :LOVE: :LOVE: :LOVE: VAMPY | |
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Nep2nes said: Christopher said: not a damn thing to say
Liar. alright miss 3 times a day!...thats alot...4reals tho' ill race you!...Go! and 5 or 6 times a day maybe they need some A.D.D. meds. | |
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narcotizedmind said: AnotherLover said So narcy, how are you recovering?
Actually, pretty well, considering. In the bed next to me was this guy, so I don't feel so bad (didn't he read the label - 'for external use only'??). Man, those guys that stick things up their own butts. I would never do that!! A 39-year-old married white male lawyer presented with a self- inserted perfume bottle in his rectum that he was unable to remove using various objects, including a back scratcher. He had inserted this bottle on previous occasions. Edema of the rectum and sigmoid colon precluded the successful manual removal of the object in the emergency room. A pelvic x-ray film (Fig.1) showed the object to be lodged 12 cm proximal to the dentate line. The 3 by 17 cm object, "Impulse Body Spray," was removed manually after a spinal anesthetic. The patient was discharged on the second postoperative day. He refused psychologic counseling. (again, www.worldwidewank.com) LOLOLLL | |
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Moderator | BattierBeMyDaddy said: I sure hope 5 or 6 isn't a lot.
The more the better I it. Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Christopher said: Nep2nes said: Christopher said: not a damn thing to say
Liar. alright miss 3 times a day!...thats alot...4reals tho' ill race you!...Go! and 5 or 6 times a day maybe they need some A.D.D. meds. Masturbation race? Isn't that called soggy biscuit? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Moderator | DavidEye said: Songs about masturbation...
"Turning Japanese" The Vapors (1980) "She Bop" Cyndi Lauper (1984) "Toy Box" Sheila E.(1985) "Jack U Off" Prince (1981) Can anybody name any others? "Dancing With My Mirror" Corey Hart Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: DavidEye said: Songs about masturbation...
"Turning Japanese" The Vapors (1980) "She Bop" Cyndi Lauper (1984) "Toy Box" Sheila E.(1985) "Jack U Off" Prince (1981) Can anybody name any others? "Dancing With My Mirror" Corey Hart theC "Tamborine" Prince | |
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narcotizedmind said: A cautionary tale for all self abusers on the Org:
The following concerns an article in "Medical Aspects of Human Sexuality" - July 1991, written by Dr. William A. Morton, Jr. To paraphrase the first part of the article: One morning, I was called to the Emergency Room by the head ER Nurse. She directed me to a patient who refused to see anyone except "A man doctor who took care of men's troubles." After asking the nurse to leave, he removed his trousers and about three yards of foul smelling guaze from his scrotum, which was swollen to TWICE the size of a grapefruit and very tender and angry looking, with a jagged, zig-zag laceration, oozing pus and blood. The patient admitted that he had injured himself in the machine shop where he worked and had closed the laceration himself with a heavy-duty stapling gun. After surgery to remove the 8 rusty, one-inch staples and an uneventful convalescence he confided the rest of his story to me as follows. Quoting article: "An unmarried loner, he usually didn't leave the machine shop at lunchtime with his co-workers. Finding himself alone, he had begun the regular practice of masturbating by holding his penis against the canvas drive belt of a large floor-based piece of running machinery. One day as he was approaching orgasm, he lost his concentration and leaned too close to the belt. When his scrotum suddenly became caught between the pulley-wheel and the drive-belt, he was thrown into the air, landing a few feet away. Unaware he had lost his left testicle, and perhaps too stunned to feel much pain, he had stapled the wound closed and resumed work. I can only assume he had abandoned this method of self-gratification." From www.worldwidewank.com The site also offers valuable suggestions for those wishing to overcome this most shameful of habits. Next week: the dangers of not wearing underpants at all times. They should labels on those machines that say 'Sandbelt not intended for masturbatory gratification'. BTW, i watched a recent Tonight Show with Leno doing 'Headlines'--where he pointed out a vacuum cleaner ad who's fine print read "Men, do not insert penis" !! | |
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bkw said: How many times a day would be considered excessive?
Is 5 or 6 times alot? p.s 2the9s also asked me to ask this. === Not if u have pimples and r going through puberty...i'd consider it excessive for the ages on this website. if u need it THAT much, find a partner (one), and REALLY enjoy! May the BELLS ring 4 U even when ur not in love. | |
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I think one of the moderators on here blows a wad every time he gets to lock or delete a thread.
Which might explain why so many perfectly fine threads get cut off. Insecurities? [This message was edited Wed Sep 11 4:49:14 PDT 2002 by Tom] | |
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