TRON said:

You do NOT want to know, trust me.

YES I DO!!! especially now.

Aaron said:

No,I'm not as bold as some of you guys are!

Best thread since AGES.

Note me typing with one hand...good huh?

Actually... nevermind

Seemed appropriate at the time
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[This message was edited Mon Sep 9 1:50:39 PDT 2002 by Diva]

Songs about masturbation...


"Turning Japanese" The Vapors (1980)
"She Bop" Cyndi Lauper (1984)
"Toy Box" Sheila E.(1985)
"Jack U Off" Prince (1981)

Can anybody name any others?

"Dancing With Myself"- Billy Idol

Dancing with myself - Billy Idol
I touch myself - The Divinyls

DavidEye said:

How funny, I was just watching Behind the Music with her tonight, and found that out. Talk about spooky

"Whip It" - Devo

DavidEye said:

lol, omg i know what aaron means i didnt even have to ask nas-tay!...put a cork in it now you two!..lol

Christopher said:

Now now boys, don't be shy.. how bad can it be? Aaron, DavidEye, Moonbeam and Christopher... out with it already !

Diva said:

You'll have to ask Moonbeam and Aaron...lol...I'm the "good guy" in all of this

SkletonKee said:

So,he was driving AND giving himself a blowjob at the SAME TIME?? I bet the other drivers went crazy when they peeked over and saw this...lol...

DavidEye said:

That's what the guilty party always says

Diva said:

"I don't want anybody else, when I think about you, I touch myself"

I just recorded that song on MD yesterday...
[This message was edited Mon Sep 9 4:01:20 PDT 2002 by gooeythehamster]

You guys... this is a serious question. Why do you have to be so childish?

Anyhoo, excessive masturbation is doing it over 15 times a day. Personally, I manage to live with that rather arbitrary number.

Natsume said:

GODDAMN IT!!!

Ever do it at work?

To those of you who do it at work,I have to ask,what kind of jobs do you guys have?

I would say more than 3 times religously day to day is excessive.. I mean once and a while if you need to do what you have to do, then that is ok.. but on a daily basis i think more than 3 times a day is a bit much!!!

silkyspread said:

I would also say that,if you have a significant other,you probably wouldn't really need to masturbate at all,right?

I couldn't imagine married people having to ever do this.

DavidEye said:

Married people masturbate as much as anyone.



What is masturbation?Masturbation FAQ

If married, is it good or bad?

What is masturbation?

It is sexual stimulation (not intercourse) that produces an orgasm. Many physicians believe it to be a normal, natural activity that most people engage in throughout their life.

What are some of the myths about masturbation?

It causes hairy palms. It makes your eyesight go bad. It causes acne. Masturbation will cause your penis to shrink. It causes cancer. These are all false.

Who masturbates?

Statistics state that up to 90% of the total male population and up to 65% of the total female population masturbate from time to time.

Can it harm a marriage?

It can if it is taking the place of having sex with a spouse. It can also hurt a marital relationship if a partner's self esteem is damaged by the activity. Many therapists believe that couples should not make a big deal about masturbation as it is so common place. If they can communicate their needs and desires with one another, it shouldn't be a problem in their marriage.

Is masturbation therapeutic?

It can be. It relieves sexual tension, and can help couples with different sex drives cope. Additionally, for men who can't have sexual intercourse (absent or ill wife), masturbation helps prevent congestion of the prostate.

Why do married people masturbate?

To relax. Because it feels good. Some people masturbate because their sex drive is higher than their partner's. It's quick and there's no responsibility with it. When a married man or woman masturbates, it doesn't mean that there is a problem in their marriage relationship. Some couples masturbate when separated by distance, illness, or late pregnancy.

What about the morality of masturbation?

Some religions teach that masturbation is wrong. There is also concern that it can hide repressed anger and lessen spousal intimacy.

http://marriage.about.com...once=true&

just do what i do: tell them you're doing 'isometric' exercises, or better yet tell them it's a new kind of yoga

bkw said:

DavidEye said:

tasting one's own jizz, to be frank

Sdldawn said:

Exxon Gas?! Wow,there are some freaky people on this site

Sdldawn said:

dry as a bone.

once had a friend who called me "sandpaper-dick"

I used to do it at work, in the toilets. I have spurts of doing it all the time. I don't do it all that often though in general, cos then when it does happen, man... Quality my friends, not quantity! For me they are more powerful if there's only a couple a day!!

Now. Where was I? :trampolineknickers:

Therapy said:

what a fortunate choice of words

Aaron said:

Hmmm, yesh... Maybe I can say this instead 'There are times where I'm just such a fucking wanker' - yes, that's better!!