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Excessive masturbation? How many times a day would be considered excessive?
Is 5 or 6 times alot? p.s 2the9s also asked me to ask this. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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I sure hope 5 or 6 isn't a lot.  -------
A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti... "I've just had an apostrophe!" "I think you mean an epiphany..." | |
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: I sure hope 5 or 6 isn't a lot.
lol When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: I sure hope 5 or 6 isn't a lot.
lol No wonder I wear glasses. -------
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bkw said: How many times a day would be considered excessive?
Is 5 or 6 times alot? If your penis is nothing but a giant red scab, with lots of dry skin flaking off, then that is indeed a warning sign of excessive masturbation. I mean, like, where is the sun? | |
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How many times is considered to be alot?
Is it dangerous toi drive and masturbate at the same time? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: How many times is considered to be alot?
Is it dangerous toi drive and masturbate at the same time? No wonder I failed Driver's Ed.  -------
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 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: How many times a day would be considered excessive?
Is 5 or 6 times alot? p.s 2the9s also asked me to ask this. I used to be good for 4 times, every day. 5 or 6 would be just above average, I'd say  | |
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bkw said: How many times is considered to be alot?
Is it dangerous toi drive and masturbate at the same time? Gee, I hope not. I just did on Friday | |
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Aaron said: bkw said: How many times is considered to be alot?
Is it dangerous toi drive and masturbate at the same time? Gee, I hope not. I just did on Friday It might be a little embarrassing if you crash and get knocked out. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: How many times is considered to be alot?
Is it dangerous toi drive and masturbate at the same time? okay..im only sharing this cause im drunk as a skunk right now but...an ex-boyfriend of mine, driving home high as a kite decided to *pleasure* himself. Now, im not talking a handjob...more of an oral trick he had mastered...well, the idiot ended up wreaking his car... so boys and girls, what have we learned today? dont give yourself head while driving on a freeway... :O please note the *ex* in ex-boyfriend... | |
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SkletonKee said: bkw said: How many times is considered to be alot?
Is it dangerous toi drive and masturbate at the same time? okay..im only sharing this cause im drunk as a skunk right now but...an ex-boyfriend of mine, driving home high as a kite decided to *pleasure* himself. Now, im not talking a handjob...more of an oral trick he had mastered...well, the idiot ended up wreaking his car... so boys and girls, what have we learned today? dont give yourself head while driving on a freeway... :O please note the *ex* in ex-boyfriend...
there's so much i want to say. to ask. but where to start? | |
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Natsume said: If your penis is nothing but a giant red scab, with lots of dry skin flaking off, then that is indeed a warning sign of excessive masturbation.
Nothing that heaps of vinegar and teatree oil couldn't help , or that's what bkw used anyway to alleviate the problem --»You're my favourite moment, you're my Saturday... | |
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SkletonKee said: so boys and girls, what have we learned today? dont give yourself head while driving on a freeway... :O
~*bkw takes this off "new things to try today" list*~ When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Diva said: Natsume said: If your penis is nothing but a giant red scab, with lots of dry skin flaking off, then that is indeed a warning sign of excessive masturbation.
Nothing that heaps of vinegar and teatree oil couldn't help , or that's what bkw used anyway to alleviate the problem Shhh, dont give away trade secrets  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Aaron said:
there's so much i want to say. to ask. but where to start? lol...ask away...and for the record: i witnessed him perform this trick many of times during our, *cough cough*, intimate momments...so i believe the story...he was the kinda guy that went crazy anytime he put a foreign substance in his body...even alcohol...which is one of the main reasons i ditched his arse.. [This message was edited Sun Sep 8 21:31:25 PDT 2002 by SkletonKee] | |
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So what r yalls materials?
Is it Lotion? Shampoo? Vitamin E Gel?(nothing.. keep moving right along) Alo vera? soap? Zipclean? Noxeema? Exxon Gas? This should get interesting...  [This message was edited Sun Sep 8 21:48:18 PDT 2002 by Sdldawn] | |
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Sdldawn said: hmm Excessive? wow, 5 or 6? how can someone have enough time 2 do that... either ure a lazy bum, or while ure working or whatever... u jet off 2 the bathroom 2 beat off..
act like you don't. ok | |
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Aaron said: Sdldawn said: hmm Excessive? wow, 5 or 6? how can someone have enough time 2 do that... either ure a lazy bum, or while ure working or whatever... u jet off 2 the bathroom 2 beat off..
act like you don't. ok ummm eye didnt say this... eye dont rememb... umm eye gotta go | |
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Beating off at works ok.
It's just the pointing and the laughing that bothers me! When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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not a damn thing to say | |
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bkw said: How many times a day would be considered excessive?
Is 5 or 6 times alot? p.s 2the9s also asked me to ask this. Well i guess that at the point you orgasm and it shoots out in a puff of powder, you should stop ...  You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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AlfofMelmak said: bkw said: How many times a day would be considered excessive?
Is 5 or 6 times alot? p.s 2the9s also asked me to ask this. Well i guess that at the point you orgasm and it shoots out in a puff of powder, you should stop ... My dad says he is so old that he has got "dusty balls". When he shoots just a puff of dust comes out.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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You could buy one of those cow-milking machines. They stop sucking after a litre or 4..  You don't scare me; i got kids | |
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!
excesssive masturbation, Who makes up such twattle??? I AM King BAD a.k.a. BAD,
YOU EITHER WANNA BE ME, OR BE JUST LIKE ME  ™ | |
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You people are crazy!!
Looks like the "GD" forum is finally back to normal...lol... | |
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DavidEye said: You people are crazy!!
Looks like the "GD" forum is finally back to normal...lol... btw, David... did you ever work up the, um, intestinal fortitude to, um... try that thing we discussed months back? | |
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What on earth might you be talking about Aaron?
Do tell, do tell! | |
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