I'll start with this little Gem



Its perfectly balanced in its use of sparse colour, a hint of blue draws the eye to the garish cartoon features desperately trying to convey an air of menace, but ultimately coming off as ludicrously comical. The word "Idiot" runs down the side like a sign post that leads a place we are familiar with in our Org nightmares. Stunning.

Everyone post your critique!

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i do not have one,someone was supposed to make me one.....

do me do me

IAintTheOne said:

Yours is a minimalist dream.

Mach said:

I don't have a critique, only this: It's my favorite avatar of yours, ever. Didn't you have it a long time ago?

I've never changed my avatar once since I started using this account.

LleeLlee said:

Phil Harman voice-over: Yes, stunning.
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LleeLlee said:

What the fuck is 9s avvie anyway?

Excellent thread, LleeLlee.



Here's one that we all know and retch at:



Some may see it as a simple and graceful line drawing of a beautfully exotic woman, but if you look more carefully you can see that it is in fact a closeup of the jagged lines that I clawed into the walls of my cell trying to get out.

FunkMistress said:

I love your avie makes my mind go all

yes I made that one a long time ago and used it ... it's my top pick too

Mach said:

A leg protrudes into the air at an angle that suggests its owner is asking us to join him in a game of twister like you've never played in your life, and never will again.

Mach, you do yours too, im waffling here

LleeLlee said:

sumpin sumpin bout creamy thighs ..erotic city no surprize

Mach said:

I love her stance...it's fierce!

Stymie said:

It's a drawing of a "Tyro" by the great artist and novelist Wyndham Lewis.

2the9s said:

do me!

me! me!

cborgman said:

The last remaining guest at a party that ended years ago. The eyes challenge you to run screaming or stay and face the lips that were painted on during a roller coaster ride through hell.. A beauty so rare and undefinable that it awakens a biological function that you haven't felt since childhood, namely, peeing your pants in P.E. Scary but strangely bewitching


you do some Chris!

Mach said:

Those are some cute little legs alright!

IAintTheOne said:

LleeLlee said:

brownsugar said:

A knowing smile lurks on the lips, its the nerdy kid in school you used to pay to do your homework.
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LleeLlee said:

damn! i was that kid!

just uploaded a new one....

SCORE: 10 !

brownsugar said:

...eh, while i'm on here ya'll may as well critique mine.

i think imma change mine when i get home. probably another georgia o'keefe painting though. what did you think of my original avie? the one i had for years?

fantasyislander said:

I think one of your stunning eyes would ROCK

IAintTheOne said:

tis cool

Mach said:

think you could work a little photoshop magic for me tonight? i could send you a pic of my eyes when i get home.

I think all women that have men as avatars and men that have women as avatars should change immediately. It's confusing.