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LONGEST MYSPACE SURVEY EVER!!! I DARE YOU TO FILL IT OUT. i have no idea WHY i actually filled this whole thing out, but FunkMistress said it made her laugh.
i dare you to fill it out!! CAUTION: dirty language ahead. ***** .::::.Randomly Asked Questions.::::. What did you have for breakfast? two eggs and toast Who do you love? you Where were you born? california Where are you? i'm sitting in front of my computer, where do you think i am? Where do you wish you were? somewhere warm.... Are you happy with your life? some days are better than others Do you cry a lot? like i said, some days are better than others. Do you make people angry? customers occasionally. lol. Do you like who you are? mostly Are you random? orange puppies Do you like the cold? HELL NO!!!! Do you like the heat? yes, thank you. Aren’t thunderstorms awesome? beautiful Do you like to walk in the rain? if it's not cold Isn’t walking in the leaves romantic? are you high? Do you have any one in mind that you want to walk in the leaves with? goddamnit you better not walk through the leaves i just raked! Do you like expensive things? yes, and no. i don't like things because they're expensive, but usually you have to pay for quality. Have you been called a slut before? it was in spanish, and didn't quite translate to slut. lemme see.... i believe the exact phrase was "cursed prostitute". Did it bother you? a little Why do you smile? when the brain senses something "happy" little signals are sent to the muscles around the mouth. when the right ones contract it's called a smile. What makes you smile? anelia Do people asking you too many questions in a row bother you? no, but surveys do. imma about to take an uzi to the post office..... Why? oh god, you're gonna be the first to go. Do you like cameras? yes Do you like taking pictures? yes What is the weather like out side? really really really stinkin cold Are you happy you are alive? yes What or who makes life worth living? my daughter Do they feel the same about you? yeah, i'm pretty sure she does. Do you like looking up at the stars? yes i do Ever wanted to go into a black whole thinking it may take you back in time or forward in time? uh, no. Ever thought you were in love? i thought i was a couple times. then it happened for real and i realized i had no idea what it was. Do you like puzzles? ok How about word searches? yeah Do you like coloring? sure Can you stay in the lines? uh, yes. What do you like better, colored pencils, crayons, or markers? colored pencils. (how old are we?) Have you ever made a quiz and forgot that you made it and were doing the quiz and wondered to your self who the hell made this stupid quiz? omg, you ARE high aren't you? Did you laugh? no, buttmunch Can you type fast? yes What have you been labeled? "mommy" Do you want to move? very much so If yes where do you want to move to? anywhere warm Do you think the one you love is taking you over? that never happened in all our time together. Are you a geek? probably Are you good at math? i'm ok, but i hate it. Are you good at history? sort of. ok not really. Are you good at English? yeah i'm ok Are you good at science? not really What other languages do you speak? spanish, pig latin Can you count in them? well der. Do you think you are a nice person? yes i am. i am so nice it'd blow your mind. What is the worst pain you’ve ever felt? broken heart. Where is your favorite place to be? i've said that about a million times before. guess. Do you want to die? no What did you have for lunch? chicken enchilada and a salad. What do you have in your cup/bottle? orange koolaid. hey, i live with a four year old. shut up. Do you smoke? ew. no. Do you drink? yes. Do you like swimming? sure Have you ever swam in the ocean? i ran in the ocean when i was little Swam on the waves? uh, no. Was it fun? --- Have you ever walked out on the break water to a light house? have i who the what now? Ever been inside the light house? yes i have Ever climbed rocks? yes! Was it fun? loved it! Who did you do it with? my sister and this other little girl camping near us. then many other times in my life with many other people. Did they have fun? yep Do you like the ocean? sure, it's ok Why? oh good god someone shoot this idiot already Ever sat on large rocks and dangled your feet over the ocean water and let the waves tickle your feet? and again i find myself asking myself "why am i doing this??" Name two people you miss really badly: you Where are they? again Have you lost any one close to you? yes Ever witnessed some one dieing? no, and learn to spell moron. Do you know who it was? der. Ever been to any funerals? yes Do you like funerals? oh good god. where is my gun? Are you morbid? are you emo? Do you think you are smart? yes What grade are you in? i'm a grown up. and suddenly this survey makes sense..... Do you want to go to college? der What do you want to be? done with this crap Do you have a job? yes Do you like it? it's ok. it's not my life. Do you get along with your boss? yeah Do you get along with your parents? yeah Do you have any siblings? yeah Do you get along with them? yeah Have you ever been in a fist fight? no Have you ever gotten detention? no Have you ever been suspended? no Have you ever been expelled? no How many nicknames you got? a few What are they? was it your goal to make the longest survey in history? Who gave them to you? it was, wasn't it? Have you ever passed out from being drunk? umm, yes, i think i have Have you ever had sex? c'mere and let me smack you If yes who was your first? ... If no who do you want to be your first? see above What is your worst habit? probably all those mass murders. i really should stop that cult scam. Do you have any animals? dog and cat Are you cold? yes Are you happy? some days are better than others Are you sad? yes Are you confused? no What time is it? 11.16pm When do you have to go to bed? now. good night Do you believe in magic? no Do you have your own room? dude, i have my own HOUSE. How many windows are in your room? two What size bed do you have? queen Do you do your own laundry? well, that dang maid has been slacking off lately, i had to let her go. Do you want to get married? not anymore Do you want kids? i have one Do you like doing surveys? shoot me now Is any one mad at you? probably. do i care? no. What is bothering you right now? you. Who do you truly hate? you. Does any one like you? *sigh* yes. Are you shy? did you make this just so your secret crush on your friends list would fill it out then you could find out all you ever wanted to know about him/her? did it work? Have you ever asked any one out? no What’s your relationship status? single/not interested. What is your sexual orientation? right now it's non existent. What color is your room? dirty off white. i want to paint it red What color is your bathroom? white, brown, green. decorated with palm trees. How many times have you moved? 11 or 12 Do you like clowns? yeah Do you like cheerleaders? some Do you like preps? some Have you ever had heat stroke? no Do you like going to the beach? yes Who is the last person you went to the beach with? lauren, back when i was pregnant Who is the last person you went to the movies with? jason, cheryl, and autumn. Who is the last person you went to the mall? heather and stephen Who is the last person to call you? telemarketer Who is the last person to IM you? chris Who is the last person to E-mail you? myself Who is the last person you IM’d? chris Who is the last person you E-mailed? what are you smoking? Who is the last person you called? my sister What do you have for IM’s? yahoo What is your home page? How many e-mails do you have? oh shut it Do you hear voices? yes. they're telling me to hunt you down Do you see dead people? no Do you like to blow bubbles? sure Have you ever eaten any bubbles? uh, no. are you "mentally challenged?"? Do you like unicorn horns? this might be an ok quiz if these stupid questions were taken out. Don’t they taste good? wow, you really are high aren't you? Do you like candy apples? yes Do you like cotton candy? yes Do you enjoy fairs? sure Do you like playing with fire? yes Have you ever been in an ambulance? no Have you ever had stitches? yes Have you ever had any x-rays? yes Ever had to have surgery? no Who or what were you named after? a used car lot and my uncle don. i kid you not. What is in your nightstand drawer? i don't have one. What is you r favorite scent? issey miyake What is your favorite perfume? imagine....love What is your favorite store? whatever Where did you get your cloths you are wearing? old navy, and i don't remember Do you like to go to the mall? no What do you fear? surveys and little white bunnies Were these very random? stupidest quiz ever. why did i do it? i dunno. What did you have for supper? BBQ meat balls and corn bake .:::.ABOUT ME.:::. What is your full birth day? nunya Where were you born? bizness At what time were you born? nunya How old are you? 27 Where do you currently live? in my house Do you live near the coast? no What is your favorite month? any month in summer What is your favorite season? spring/summer What is your favorite holiday? any day i get paid off What is your favorite time of day? bedtime What is your lucky number? don't have one What is your favorite food? sushi What is your favorite non alcoholic drink? dr p What is your favorite alcoholic drink? martini What is your favorite band? can't pick just one What is your favorite kind of music? i listen to everything What is your favorite color/s? blue Did you enjoy this survey? screw you and the survey you rode in on. . [Edited 3/9/07 13:43pm] There is no perfect place
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and if you don't want to fill it out, at least post here if you read it. There is no perfect place
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fantasyislander said: and if you don't want to fill it out, at least post here if you read it.
fuck you and the survey you rode in on. That's really all you needed to say 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: fantasyislander said: and if you don't want to fill it out, at least post here if you read it.
fuck you and the survey you rode in on. That's really all you needed to say you read it!! There is no perfect place
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fantasyislander said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: fuck you and the survey you rode in on. That's really all you needed to say you read it!! By the time I got to that part I went 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: fantasyislander said: you read it!! By the time I got to that part I went watch this thread sink and die There is no perfect place
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"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: did you fill it out? There is no perfect place
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fantasyislander said: ThreadCula said: did you fill it out? Im seriously thinking about it "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
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ThreadCula said: fantasyislander said: did you fill it out? Im seriously thinking about it do it! There is no perfect place
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i'm going to do this... but on myspace. i haven't posted a bulletin since i re-joined myspace and this one seems worth it for a laugh. . [Edited 2/3/07 0:58am] | |
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ok i got as far as question 3 and realised i actually have something of a life to get on with..
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I have obligations I am avoiding - what do I win?
What did you have for breakfast? dinner Who do you love? everyone Where were you born? sweeeden Where are you? at my house Where do you wish you were? great barrier reef swimming with the fishies Are you happy with your life? it is up and down, but right now pretty content Do you cry a lot? when I ovulate and when I menstruate. Do you make people angry? I bet I do! Do you like who you are? at times Are you random? slow and deliberate Do you like the cold? hate it to bits Do you like the heat? +30°C please Aren’t thunderstorms awesome? and effing LOUD Do you like to walk in the rain? no, yuk! Isn’t walking in the leaves romantic? it's quite rustly Do you have any one in mind that you want to walk in the leaves with? anyone! Do you like expensive things? there are some expensive things that are OK I guess Have you been called a slut before? only by Milty Did it bother you? I never spoke to him again, but he was my secret santa Why do you smile? I grin like an idiot because usually I can't help it - I am an open book like that What makes you smile? practically everything Do people asking you too many questions in a row bother you? I have kids! Why? because it seemed like a great idea at the time. Do you like cameras? oh yes! Do you like taking pictures? LOVE IT What is the weather like out side? cool Are you happy you are alive? yes What or who makes life worth living? my boys Do they feel the same about you? well if I weren't here I reckon after a while they would notice Do you like looking up at the stars? why yes Ever wanted to go into a black hole thinking it may take you back in time or forward in time? I think you disintigrate before you get sucked in Ever thought you were in love? heaps of times Do you like puzzles? no How about word searches? no Do you like coloring? no Can you stay in the lines? can't be bothered. What do you like better, colored pencils, crayons, or markers? textas! Have you ever made a quiz and forgot that you made it and were doing the quiz and wondered to your self who the hell made this stupid quiz? eh? Did you laugh? Can you type fast? not as fast as Hillary What have you been labeled? shy quiet type Do you want to move? like to another house? If yes where do you want to move to? dunno Do you think the one you love is taking you over? he is the master after all Are you a geek? a bit Are you good at math? I passed, just Are you good at history? nope. Are you good at English? excellent! Are you good at science? a bit What other languages do you speak? badly - spanish, swedish, german Can you count in them? yes indeedy Do you think you are a nice person? well, on the outside I seem quite nice What is the worst pain you’ve ever felt? contractions Where is your favorite place to be? iguazu Do you want to die? not just yet What did you have for lunch? pineapple. What do you have in your cup/bottle? coke Do you smoke? never even tried Do you drink? yup Do you like swimming? LOVE IT Have you ever swam in the ocean? loads of times Swam on the waves? yup, got dumped by them even Was it fun? yeah! Have you ever walked out on the break water to a light house? I have been in lots of light houses but they were all up on a clifftop Ever been inside the light house? omg how did you know Ever climbed rocks? yes! Was it fun? I hate that Who did you do it with? family Did they have fun? most of them were complaining all the time how hard it was Do you like the ocean? they are the lungs of the earth Why? plankton? Ever sat on large rocks and dangled your feet over the ocean water and let the waves tickle your feet? ever tripped on a log? Maybe a branch? How about a root? Name two people you miss really badly: farmor and mormor Where are they? northern hemisphere Have you lost any one close to you? not yet Ever witnessed some one dieing? dieting? Do you know who it was? my mum was on every diet known to man. Ever been to any funerals? only the one Do you like funerals? it was a bit boring Are you morbid? not at all Do you think you are smart? What grade are you in? that is a bit personal Do you want to go to college? I already did even What do you want to be? not sick Do you have a job? I juggle several Do you like it? yes, if it wasn't my job it would be my hobby Do you get along with your boss? like a house on fire Do you get along with your parents? not so much Do you have any siblings? one younger sister Do you get along with them? not very often Have you ever been in a fist fight? nope Have you ever gotten detention? nver Have you ever been suspended? never Have you ever been expelled? never How many nicknames you got? a couple What are they? Lotta, Lottie, Charlie Who gave them to you? parents, schoolfriends Have you ever passed out from being drunk? I fell asleep on the toilet at my friend's house Have you ever had sex? no never, but I have had 3 immaculate conceptions If yes who was your first? Troy If no who do you want to be your first? What is your worst habit? ORGING Do you have any animals? I live in a zoo, that is enough for me Are you cold? no I am hot Are you happy? mostly Are you sad? sometimes Are you confused? sometimes What time is it? 8.30pm When do you have to go to bed? 11ish Do you believe in magic? no Do you have your own room? yes I do, allelujah How many windows are in your room? one wide one What size bed do you have? king Do you do your own laundry? and everyone elses. Do you want to get married? not again Do you want kids? 3 is enough Do you like doing surveys? no, I am only doing it for Hillary Is any one mad at you? the master, because doing this survey is preventing him from doing legit work on the computer What is bothering you right now? my sore scratchy throat, before it tickled me I sprained my tongue dry-reaching Who do you truly hate? nobody I know personally. Does any one like you? to know me is to love me Are you shy? yes Have you ever asked any one out? yes What’s your relationship status? married but still looking j/k What is your sexual orientation? facing north. What color is your room? avocado green What color is your bathroom? blue How many times have you moved? no idea Do you like clowns? indifferent Do you like cheerleaders? I have never seen one up close Do you like preps? my son is in prep this year Have you ever had heat stroke? I threw up a few times after a school sports day once Do you like going to the beach? yes, especially on hot nights at sundown Who is the last person you went to the beach with? the family and Karl and Loretta Who is the last person you went to the movies with? the family to see Happy Feet. Who is the last person you went to the mall? the family Who is the last person to call you? the library, about 5 overdue books Who is the last person to IM you? n/a Who is the last person to E-mail you? haven't checked Who is the last person you IM’d? Hillary Who is the last person you E-mailed? not sure Who is the last person you called? can't even remember! What do you have for IM’s? yahoo What is your home page? blannk screen How many e-mails do you have? 1000? Do you hear voices? they won't shut up! Do you see dead people? only ever the one lying on the road Do you like to blow bubbles? sure Have you ever eaten any bubbles? bubble gum ones only Do you like unicorn horns? what are they made of? spun sugar? Don’t they taste good? most likely if so Do you like candy apples? nope Do you like cotton candy? nope Do you enjoy fairs? not so much Do you like playing with fire? you mean like making trouble? Have you ever been in an ambulance? I opted to drive myself Have you ever had stitches? on 5 separate occasions Have you ever had any x-rays? quite a few Ever had to have surgery? had to get Oscar removed Who or what were you named after? an auntie maybe? What is in your nightstand drawer? earplugs and "Deception Point". What is you r favorite scent? oranges or cocoa butter What is your favorite perfume? Princess, Vera Wang - it doesn't make me sneeze What is your favorite store? Sweet As Where did you get your cloths you are wearing? salvos Do you like to go to the mall? not unless I must What do you fear? losing a child in the crowd Were these very random? they could have been more so it one applied oneself a little more. What did you have for supper? schnitzels .:::.ABOUT ME.:::. What is your full birth day? it was a saturday I think Where were you born? södersjukhuset At what time were you born? 1am-ish How old are you? 36 Where do you currently live? at home Do you live near the coast? 10 mins down the road What is your favorite month? February and October What is your favorite season? summer What is your favorite holiday? any that don't involve cooking for a house full What is your favorite time of day? mornings What is your lucky number? none What is your favorite food? sushi What is your favorite non alcoholic drink? chinotto What is your favorite alcoholic drink? margaritas What is your favorite band? I don't know What is your favorite kind of music? currently music with strings What is your favorite color/s? RED Did you enjoy this survey? yes | |
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What did you have for breakfast?
Cereal. Who do you love? A lot of people. Where were you born? West Philadelphia, born and raised. On the playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and out shooting some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys who were up to no good started making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said FRESH and it had dice in the mirror! If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "Man forget it, yo home! To Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house around 7 or 8er and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. Sittin' my throne as the prince of Bel-Air. ~ I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR ~
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yay for charlotte!!
mrdespues and hobbes, naughty naughty. and everyone else who read this and didn't post. There is no perfect place
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