Subject: Jim and Mary

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped
into the deep end. He sunk to the bottom & stayed there. Mary promptly
jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he
now considered her to be mentally stable.

When he went to tell Mary the news he said, "Mary, I have good
news & bad news. The good news is you're being discharged. Since
you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I
think you've regained your senses. "The bad news is, Jim, the patient
you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so
sorry, but he's dead."

Mary replied "He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry."

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How do you know when a cabbage is cooked?

The wheelchair floats to the top.

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