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so, a very nice gentleman from the sheriff's department rings my door bell this morning... ... and is trying to serve a subpoena or something to a rubber and gasket (!!) company that is apparently using our street address. 
of course i told him that i didn't know the first thing about any such company, and we've lived here for years. he checked me out very carefully and deliberately to make sure i wasn't lying, then said that "these things happen", and left. weird.  | |
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 So, he just left? | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: ... and is trying to serve a subpoena or something to a rubber and gasket (!!) company that is apparently using our street address.
of course i told him that i didn't know the first thing about any such company, and we've lived here for years. he checked me out very carefully and deliberately to make sure i wasn't lying, then said that "these things happen", and left. weird. That IS weird!  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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damn he messed up the strip - o - gram I sent seriously though ... That's freaky | |
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applekisses said: So, he just left?yup, he took my name and left. i was just about to leave, and he was still sitting in my driveway when i opened the garage door. he had to move to let me out - i was wondering if my leaving right away made me look a little guilty...  | |
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Mach said:
damn he messed up the strip - o - gram I sent seriously though ... That's freaky  you would have sent a hunkier cop than that, i'm sure! | |
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I reckon you're in an epilogue of a low-budget horror movie and don't realise it yet.
That fake bloke from the sheriff's dept has just terrorized the previous victims throughout the movie and they, along with the audience, thought they'd killed him for good. But his visit to your house has just proved them wrong and you're going to be in the sequel. Hurrah! | |
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Haystack said: I reckon you're in an epilogue of a low-budget horror movie and don't realise it yet.
That fake bloke from the sheriff's dept has just terrorized the previous victims throughout the movie and they, along with the audience, thought they'd killed him for good. But his visit to your house has just proved them wrong and you're going to be in the sequel. Hurrah!
i suppose my phone will be ringing any minute now?!?!  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Mach said:
damn he messed up the strip - o - gram I sent seriously though ... That's freaky you would have sent a hunkier cop than that, i'm sure! they told me they were gonna send out the big ole strapping lad that looked like barry white  | |
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Mach said: IrresistibleB1tch said: you would have sent a hunkier cop than that, i'm sure! they told me they were gonna send out the big ole strapping lad that looked like barry white well, something went wrong, because he looked more like a short and stocky Ving Rhames.  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Mach said: they told me they were gonna send out the big ole strapping lad that looked like barry white well, something went wrong, because he looked more like a short and stocky Ving Rhames.  BASTIDS
I want my $ back | |
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Mach said: IrresistibleB1tch said: well, something went wrong, because he looked more like a short and stocky Ving Rhames. BASTIDS
I want my $ back and of course there's the whole "not stripping" part. DEFINITELY get your money back!  | |
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oooo. someone at the law firm gave him the wrong address. it does happen, you know. | |
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XxAxX said: oooo. someone at the law firm gave him the wrong address. it does happen, you know.
so you mean he won't be back? with his hunky buddies? interrogating me for hours? over drinks?
man, wtf do i pay taxes for anyway?? | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: oooo. someone at the law firm gave him the wrong address. it does happen, you know.
so you mean he won't be back? with his hunky buddies? interrogating me for hours? over drinks?
man, wtf do i pay taxes for anyway?? he'll come back if you DO something. maybe, like, dancing around nekkid, breaking windows, creating a fuss.  | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: so you mean he won't be back? with his hunky buddies? interrogating me for hours? over drinks?
man, wtf do i pay taxes for anyway?? he'll come back if you DO something. maybe, like, dancing around nekkid, breaking windows, creating a fuss. at least that's what i do, and they're over in no time!  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: he'll come back if you DO something. maybe, like, dancing around nekkid, breaking windows, creating a fuss. at least that's what i do, and they're over in no time! I'm doing it now! Hey everybody! Look at Meee!!!   | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: I'm doing it now! Hey everybody! Look at Meee!!!  Xx, i had no idea!  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Mach said: BASTIDS
I want my $ back and of course there's the whole "not stripping" part. DEFINITELY get your money back!
 i totally thought it was going to be dirty too
with the little thread preview box i saw "rubber" and "gasket" in quotes and went  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: IrresistibleB1tch said: and of course there's the whole "not stripping" part. DEFINITELY get your money back!
i totally thought it was going to be dirty too
with the little thread preview box i saw "rubber" and "gasket" in quotes and went i'm not making that up, either - brilliant, huh? | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: Spats said: Right Back Atcha, LoverBoy [/b] | |
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XxAxX said: IrresistibleB1tch said: Right Back Atcha, LoverBoy [/b]  ok, ok... he's all yours! jeez!!  | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: [b] ... and is trying to serve a subpoena or something to a rubber and gasket (!!) company that is apparently using our street address.
of course i told him that i didn't know the first thing about any such company, and we've lived here for years. You're supposed to say "Vandelay Industries"!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "VANDELAY INDUSTRIES"!!!  | |
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IB...you don't think it was an imposter casing out your house, do you? | |
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Are you sure he wasn't from the NSA!? 2010: Healing the Wounds of the Past.... http://prince.org/msg/8/325740 | |
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Ace said: IrresistibleB1tch said: [b] ... and is trying to serve a subpoena or something to a rubber and gasket (!!) company that is apparently using our street address.
of course i told him that i didn't know the first thing about any such company, and we've lived here for years. You're supposed to say "Vandelay Industries"!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY "VANDELAY INDUSTRIES"!!! | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: XxAxX said: hands off, beeyotch! jeez!! :fury: :watchout!: :slap: :hit: :claw: :bite: :eyescratch: okay okay i'm out! | |
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applekisses said: IB...you don't think it was an imposter casing out your house, do you?
naw... he had the car, the uniform, the whole 9 yards. plus, there's nothing to be had at my house! | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: Are you sure he wasn't from the NSA!?
... tipped off by a P&R orger maybe? | |
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IrresistibleB1tch said: ... and is trying to serve a subpoena or something to a rubber and gasket (!!) company that is apparently using our street address.
of course i told him that i didn't know the first thing about any such company, and we've lived here for years. he checked me out very carefully and deliberately to make sure i wasn't lying, then said that "these things happen", and left. weird. A lot of courts use sheriffs for service of process. It's a real hassle, but don't worry about it too much. Good night, sweet Prince | 7 June 1958 - 21 April 2016
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