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:falloff: THE MAGICAL PICKUP LINE GENERATOR! hilarious!! 
Your Pickup Line Is 
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock http://www.blogthings.com...generator/ There is no perfect place
Yes I know this is true I'm just learning how to smile Thats not easy to do | |
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The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue.
 a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Stop with the tests.
Please. | |
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Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
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SureThing said: Stop with the tests.
Please. I just realized that your sig quote is from Weezer. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
gag. |
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CarrieMpls said: My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
gag. Whose name did you put in?  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Your Pickup Line Is
If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?  puuurrrrrfect | |
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I love every bone in your body, especially mine.
 There is no perfect place
Yes I know this is true I'm just learning how to smile Thats not easy to do | |
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You be the tree and I'll wrap you like a Koala. | |
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you
this, and the Fred Flintstone ones are my favorites. There is no perfect place
Yes I know this is true I'm just learning how to smile Thats not easy to do | |
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Hey baby... I can tell we both love the same things; Me!
The perfect one for me. | |
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minneapolisgenius said: CarrieMpls said: My face is leaving in 15 minutes. Be on it.
gag. Whose name did you put in? I'm not saying. 
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How about you give me a 68 and I will owe you one! | |
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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go screw.
 "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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ThreadCula said: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go screw.
did that really come up?There is no perfect place
Yes I know this is true I'm just learning how to smile Thats not easy to do | |
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Hi. You'll do.
Snappy, | |
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fantasyislander said: ThreadCula said: Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go screw.
did that really come up?Yeppers "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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Hi, my name is Brian what's your name? | |
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Your Pickup Line Is
That shirt looks very becoming on you... but if I were on you I'd be coming too. The Magical Pick Up Line Generator http://www.blogthings.com...generator/ "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
Pain is something to carry, like a radio...You should stand up for your right to feel your pain- Jim Morrison | |
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Your Pickup Line Is
Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. The Magical Pick Up Line Generator http://www.blogthings.com...generator/  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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fantasyislander said: hilarious!!
Your Pickup Line Is
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can make your bed rock http://www.blogthings.com...generator/ I like that one. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Your Pickup Line Is
Do you have a map? Cos honey - I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. The Magical Pick Up Line Generator http://www.blogthings.com...generator/ All of mine are just corny and played out. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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"If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?" | |
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TMPletz said: "If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?"
That's kinda kinky.....you would get that one too  looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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shellyevon said: That shirt looks very becoming on you... but if I were on you I'd be coming too. There is no perfect place
Yes I know this is true I'm just learning how to smile Thats not easy to do | |
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You might not be the best looking girl here. But beauty is only a light switch away.
Oh, I'm sorry! I thought that was a Braille name tag What's a sexy hottie like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? Got two nipples for a dime? Are those space pants? Cuz your ass is out of this world! If loving me is wrong you don't wanna be right! Do you know the difference between a hamburger and oral sex? No! D'ya wanna do lunch? You have been very naughty! Go to my room
 There is no perfect place
Yes I know this is true I'm just learning how to smile Thats not easy to do | |
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uhhh...
Is there a mirror in yo pants cuz I see myself in there... Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 
Are you from tennesee cuz you's the only ten-I-see Are you a library book cuz I been checkin you out! Can I have your numba I lost mine.... lalala hehehe | |
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most of these, if someone said them to me i'd be like  "whatever" or just slap them.
a few of them though are funny enough that i MIGHT laugh and start a convo. MIGHT. There is no perfect place
Yes I know this is true I'm just learning how to smile Thats not easy to do | |
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AnckSuNamun said: TMPletz said: "If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?"
That's kinda kinky.....you would get that one too  | |
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