IrresistibleB1tch said:

Kinky!!!

XxAxX said:

You should have just shoved her out

I get super horny in elevators for some reason. And I prefer to stand in the back behind everyone.

Tom said:

is that a common sort of thing??

IrresistibleB1tch said:

let's just say ther's a reason some of us are wary of sharing elevators. there's a reason

sj1600 said:

you know what, when there's a bank of ten elevators, if someone expects me to hold my elevator for them they can just suck it. i understand if it's an old building with like one or two cars, but come on now.

XxAxX said:

yup! who said the org wasn't educational!

Taken from:

http://www.elevatorrules.com/



If you are going up or down one floor, use the stairs! This rule should especially be observed during peak traffic times like morning and afternoon rush.

Exceptions:
1. When you have a cart, stroller or large packages
2. When the elevator is empty
3. If you are disabled or injured



1. Noah Says:
May 26th, 2005 at 8:59 am

I once took an elevator up 40 floors to visit a friend in a large office building. Once I stepped off, I realized her office was on the 42nd floor, not the 40th. My mistake. I decided to walk up the extra two floors. I entered the stairway and walked up. However when I tried to open the door to exit the stairway, it was locked. That was frustrating. I walked down one floor. Locked. I walked down the the 40th again. Locked (yes, it locked behind me when I walked up originally). 39th floor - locked. I started to get very nervous that I would never escape - or that I would have to walk down all 40 stories. Finally, about 15 floors down, I found a door that was open. I will never take stairs in a large office building again unless I am personally familiar with the building.

2. Anonymous Says:
December 16th, 2005 at 12:36 pm

Yeah, but how do you know when the elevator’s going to be empty?

Is it ever acceptable to pretend to have a slight limp?

At the college I went to, there was a women's dorm that was 13 stories high, but it was expected that you didn't take the elevator unless you lived above the 5th floor. Well, that and moving furniture at the start and end of the school year.

Has anyone been in an elevator with someone that looks familar to you, or was a celebrity?

It was either the second or third Celebration...and I had checked into my hotel. I had just gotten all of my luggage(and I don't travel lightly) into the elevator and a man got in with me. So he starts talking to me and then I start to realize why he looks familar, it was Billy Sparks. He has a very nice tan colored workout suit on (pants and matching jacket) and I think that's when I figured out it was him. I think that's his trademark outfit or something,and I was like uh huh Billy!

7kisses4U said:

My dad was in an elevator with Jim Nabors at the Mayo Clinic once.

7kisses4U said:

I once rode in an elevator with Ice T and his two dobermans. I didn't make small talk.

Stax said:

What do you say to Ice T?

oh, hey Ice.

CarrieMpls said:

"Yo, Ice, loved you in New Jack City. Whoa, hey, nice puppy. Down boy."

Stax said:

I sooooo would wait at the exit of the building all day for people like you.

I don't like places where you are trapped with other people and their germs.

I will hold the door open for people I know, people who work in the building, people who look like they could kill me if I ever cross their path again, people who are disabled, children, and a FEW other people. A few.

Other than that, I'm almost terrified of having to speak with someone in an elevator for some reason. So I usually don't. The only time I can think of in recent memory was when I was staying in a hotel and a whole sports team of kids was in one elevator so I went to the second one and their coach followed me in there. He basically looked at me and said something like "You're smart for not going in the other elevator." And I kind of laughed and when I reached my floor I fled the elevator.

Maybe it's the small space, or maybe it's the fact that I hate talking to random people I don't know. But I hate being in the elevator with other people.

What a bunch of assholes.

People in the elevators can be fun sometimes.

I was standing in the back of one, some guy gets in and inside the elevator and this muazk version of "My Heart Will Go On" is on and this dude starts singing ! Really passionate too, gesturing and everything. And I just stood there watching him. I guess he didn't even notice I was in there when he walked in, but man, it was quite a show. When he finally noticed me we both had a good laugh.

I miss CaptainChaos.

FruitToAttractBears said:

But exactly WHERE were you when you found someone fun in an elevator? I've never found anyone (besides people I'm acquainted with) who was awesome in an elevator...

Protege said:

The St. Giles Hotel in London.

FruitToAttractBears said:

See, you have to go OUT of America to find cool elevator people!

<-- elevator door holder

You people are mean.

If somebody ever tried to make small talk with me in an elevator I'd look at them like this: , and make some sort of grunty noise to indicate my displeasure.

Keep in mind, the person approaching the elevator can see you pushing the close button and never forgets your face as the doors are closing. I had this happen at work when I was transfering a critically ill patient to the ICU. An OB-Gyn doc, using the emergency elevators did that. I told everyone about it. The guy could've cared less about a patient being "ambu bagged". What a low-life.

mrdespues said:

I miss AdmiralDisorder more.