There was a kid in my class who stood up every day and told everyone he had new shoes. This went on for weeks, and we all thought him nuts. Then, one day, he stood up and told us a long story about why his family were moving to another part of the country, and how excited he was.

Let's hear about the weird kid in your class...

There was this employee who masturbated himself, in the staff canteen, infront of everybody. He was retarded (is that PC? Sorry if it isn't), and he had this big grin on his face whilst doing it on the table.


He got fired bless him. The older women were digusted but the girls were still looking to see if he was packin'.

Infact, a few of the old hens almost had to be sedated they got so wound up.

I can't remember seeing the weird 1 in my class
Maybe it was me.

I was the weird kid in my class.

Perhaps someone somewhere tells of their memories of me.

My eyes are quite sore for overt exposure of light (I prefer wearing sunglasses a lot), so after a few hours spend in environments such as school class rooms I might start blinking and twitching my eyes quite heavily. That looks weird and retarded, I am perfectly aware of it and have to do my best to hide it.

We had so many weird kids, Kenny who only finished school because his father promised to buy him a gun. Jamie who reminds me so much of Jim Carrey - or rather Jim Carrey reminds me of Jamie. Tony who locked Ms Yates in the pantry during cooking class.
I was a bit weird I loved Prince

WillyWonka said:

I was just about to say the samething.

WillyWonka said:

You're still the weird kid in class.

I always loved the weird kids.

That would have been me. All through school.

minneapolisgenius said:

Me to. Luckily I was presumed funny, so i didn't get beat up.

I did use to know the "hardest" people though, but that was due to football and where we lived and grew up. Outside of school I was alot less geeky. I had to be. In school I could be odd and be funny aswell. No such luck outside of school. I have no idea why people found me funny, but it probably saved me though.