I enjoyed the first Post Mania (due to IceNine showing us how
to increase your posts) so I'll use this thread to up my posts
closer to 1000. Anyone else who wants to up their tally,
feel free to join in.

So who's gonna join me? I only have 310 posts so far...

Here goes for post 601!

Natsume said:

That's the spirit...I'm only halfway to your position.
I think I can, I think I can

able to leap tall threads w/a single post

I'm even willing to make this interesting by allowing
my fellow orgers to sponsor me for each post I make.
Any takers?

There's gotta be a better way to pass the time,
but I figured I'd waste it with you guys here.
Hope this isn't considered too pointless.

You can realize your dreams!

Here are the steps:

1. Make up silly shit
2. Post it
3. Go to step 1

Try to beat my record!!!

Good luck

IceNine said:

Thanks for the tips Ice! I needed that.

There once was a girl from Natucket...

What's the difference between a bird in hand and two in the bush?

It's illegal for the Bush girls to drink Jim Crow.
[This message was edited Sat Sep 7 23:28:38 PDT 2002 by Housequake2K2]

The problem with not drinking is I don't have an
excuse for my own stupidity.

Oh well, why not?
#288 for me.

As I am running out of ideas, I will plaigerize fellow orgers
for inspiration.

Wanna lick my magic ?

762

Housequake, why do you like to use that
little red devil so much...Does he remind U of you?
#289

Joke: This guy dies and goes to heaven. He's standing
at the pearly gates where Peter meets him. He can't believe
he was good enough to go to heaven. Peter assures him that
he lived a good life and offers to give the man a tour.
He agrees and so the gates open, and they proceed inside.
Peter and the man walk down the main street where they see
all kinds of beautiful buildings. He asks what the cathedral was where the windows have gold-trimmed mosaics, and Peter
tells him that's the Catholic church. They walk a little
further up the road, and they come up to a building where
they can hear the music and people singing and dancing, etc.
The man asks what's going on there, so Peter tells him that's
where all the Baptists worship. They continue further down
the street and they come to a building where Peter tells the
guy not to say anything till they're well past the structure.
So they walk slowly, and quietly past the building. After
they go a couple of blocks past the building, the man asks
why they had to be so quiet. Peter tells him, Oh, that where
the Jehovah's Witnesses worship. They think they're the
only ones up here.

Did anyone see the Williams sisters' open tonite?
Yeah I said it. They own womens' tennis right now.
But my real question is: Did anyone see the catsuit?
That was my first time seeing it. Good thing my wife was
watching with me, cuz I would've been throwin money at my
TV set.

SensualMelody said:

obviously he does not understand that it's my icon...
but then i can understand the need to look up to someone,
and it may as well be me.

SensualMelody said:

I like the little red devil...It's the closest thing to
match my warped sense of humor.

Housequake2K2 said:

Feel free to copy all of my entries on the original topic if you find them helpful.

IceNine said:

OK...actually, I've wanted to borrow your phrase "Gleehammer"
as the name of my fake record label. I've made up enough fake
tracklists that it's time I think of expansion into a fake
recording studio. Gleehammer Degenerations Records. Does
that sound like a good bootleg distributor? Or you think I
might get sued?

Don't make me rev up and show you guys how to do this again...

Let's see some random posting and silly shit!!!

Housequake2K2 said:

It sounds like a fine plan to me!

I say, "go for it!"

does that count as silly or just inflammatory?

That reminds me of a joke:

Three friends died and all went to heaven, but they found
that each one would receive a mate upon arrival.

The first man received a terribly ugly woman. They
wondered what he had done to deserve such an unattractive
mate. Gabriel said..."he did not pay his taxes"

The second man received a mate even less attractive!
What in the world did I do wrong? Gabriel said..
"you did not pay your taxes either."

The third man received a beautiful mate...simply ravishing!!!
"What in the world did I do to deserve
such a beautiful mate?" he asked.
"Nothing." Gabriel replied. "SHE didn't pay HER taxes!"

#290

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Wow Quake!
I think U have found a cure for insomnia...
.........
Goodnight.

#291

.

Sorry for being away so long. I was engrossed by
Aaron's thread.


The long awaited lyrics to from the forthcoming
by Prince, being distributed by Gleehammer Degeneration
Records (wouldn't be surprised if someone takes this serious)

SensualMelody said:

That was funny. Thanks for sharing your joke before you
fell asleep.

Did anybody see that new He-Man movie?
It looks like they got the people from
Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon to choreograph
the animation.

Housequake2K2 said:

Yeah, I saw it. It was pretty interesting. U know when
the next episode is coming?

Housequake2K2 said:

I love He-Man... and She-ra, too!