What is the best piece of advice anyone has ever given you?




What is the worst piece of advice?





Anx's booty is kind of cute, isn't it? Yeah, I know. It is. (optional thread debate question)

Best: "Don't be your own worst enemy."
Worst: "It's always best to prepare for the worst."

Best: Don't give advice. Listen (I'm not being facetious, it was great advice!)
Worst: If you keep doing it, it won't hurt.


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Best: Kill them while they are sleeping
Worst: listen to me I command you

LordEvil said:

HA!

ur sick

Good advice: "Don't click on an Imago thread."

Bad advice: "Click on an Imago thread."

Best: "be kind to yourself"
Worst: "a parsley stem inserted into the baby's anus will cure constipation" (I am not even kidding here I refused to do it, despite immense pressure from the in-laws)

worst advice: always tell the truth


best advice: never get involved with a woman who has a tattoo of a dagger

i'm at a loss. i feel like i've reached the end of the world wide web.

best advice: do not crash Muse's guest-bathroom at a party at her place.....it came to late.....

abierman said:

you broke her toilet?

one of the many best - from my dad

"do not expect anything more or less from your husband then you would expect from yourself"

one of the worst - from my friend Judi

"beat the train ... BEAT THE MUTHER FUCKING TRAIN !! "

best advice: "fight fire with a dedicated fire extinguishing device"

worst advice: "fight fire with fire"

Mach said:

Imago said:

she was crazy assed stoned and thought i could speed up ...cruise over the
l o n g bridge and beat the train across the tracks



crazee bitch made me think about trying for a nano second

Mach said:

That reminds me of when my sisters friends all got stoned in high school and thought it would be a good idea to drive out to the boondocks and look for ghosts.
People who are high off their ass shouldn't think up ideas.

Imago said:

org

ZombieKitten said:

do I look like I'm JerseyKRS???

abierman said:

jerseykrs said:

I bet you wouldn't be allowed anywhere NEAR muse's bathroom!

abierman said:

uh...ok..

hisfan4ever said:

co-

hisfan4ever said:

cmon even I know what he's referring to.

Imago said:

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Best advice:
Wipe from front to back.

Worst advice:
Well, just use that leaf.

Best Advice: You should complete your degree!

Worst Advice: You should try to work it out with your wife.... (I am about to sepereate from her...will hopefully be divorced by summer!)

SureThing said: