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apples and wines Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **CENSORED** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. | |
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It all makes sense to me....  | |
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omg thats soo true.. I love it.. | |
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Yes I know this is true I'm just learning how to smile Thats not easy to do | |
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Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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I love that one | |
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I cant wait to send it to my sister.. she will love it too.. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: I cant wait to send it to my sister.. she will love it too..
Good idea....think I'll do the same.. | |
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oldpurple said: Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the **CENSORED** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. The punchline still cracks me up... But, seriously. I'd only stomp table manners into him if he had none or needed more. I'd stomp into him if he were not a gentleman. Or, if he didn't say "Please." and "Thank you". Or if he didn't listen. But, that's all! | |
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