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try this!!! Came across this spoof website when i was looking for tours of the whitehouse. Take a bit of time to explore it, it is the funniest thing i have read in a long while. It looks sp proffesional, i thoght it was genuine when it first loaded but wait till you start reading some og the stuff on it, it had me cracking up. Make sure you follow the links and read them as well.
http://www.whitehouse.org.../index.asp I havnt come across anything offensive, but appologise in advance if somebody does | |
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 That almost made me choke a couple times. Hilarious.  "Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind"-Dr Seuss
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DRESS CODE:
Suits: Suits are required attire for all persons possessing a penis. The following color and fabric combinations have been deemed acceptable: dark blue and wool, navy blue and wool, dark gray and wool, charcoal gray and wool, and dark brown and wool (fall only). Persons attired in suits made of silk, crushed velvet, velour, terrycloth or low-quality merino blends will be denied entry unless bearing contributions. There is no perfect place
Yes I know this is true I'm just learning how to smile Thats not easy to do | |
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oh man, i had to share the rest of the dress code:
Dresses: Everyone may wear dresses so long as they are women. Short dresses or mini-skirts are acceptable, providing the wearer is under 28 years of age and possesses legs free of unsightly cellulite dimples and/or varicosities. Women who are heavy-set, elderly, or otherwise aesthetically impaired will be required to rent floor-length floral print housecoats prior to commencing the tour. T-Shirts: T-shirts are permitted, providing any message emblazoned on them is appropriate for the White House. Acceptable messages include alcohol, tobacco or firearm-related expressions such as "Eat the Worm," "Chuck Heston is MY President," "Absolut Spring Break," "Marlboro Race Team" or "Highway 420." Unacceptable messages are typically leftist and pinko slogans such as "Save the Whales," "Solar Power Now," "Free Mumia," or "My Parents Went to Texas, And All I Got Was This Lousy Lethal Injection." There is no perfect place
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