Lawd, where do I even begin.


So anyways, remember that rash I had a month ago? Well, that shit turned out to be eczema. ANd I have a Dr.'s appointment this afternoon to check up on that condition. I still have the same rash on my elbow. It's so damned annoying.

Well, my sister has moved to England as of 2 weeks ago. Now, let me tell you about how this move actually took place: She procrastinated on getting her cats tagged (voila--I own 2 cats that hate me for up to 6 months now), she forgot to take care of turning in her cars (I own two additional cars for the next month or two--until they get the finances to make the final payments to break their leases). She forgot to get her children's medical records (an absolute essential element of enrolling your children in school in England), so I had to take time off of work on Friday to go pick them up, scan 87 sheets of paper in to .jpg format, and FTP to my brother-in-law (who still will not check his damned email).


My roomate just broke the window in his beedroom (Which he is going to pay for), but I"m currently having to set up that appointment.

My quasi-girlfriend has decided that our relationship needs to cool off (how much colder could it get? I spent last weekend with an old military buddy drinking and riding around on his boat, and didn't get a single phonecall ).

I'm having a wonderful but terribly unessesary and annoying mancrush on my soon-to-be psychical trainer--this dude has a terrific body and his ass is perfect. Perfect I tell you!

My face now has 3 pimples on it. Not 1, not 2, but 3 goddamned pimples. So during this revisit to my dermatologist, I'm now going to have to ask them for treatment of my damned acne.


Oy, the list goes on and on. It just seems to all happen at the same time? Shit!

I got threw the first two sentences and stopped.

Congratulations.

I'm fully disgusted with you now.
[Edited 1/29/07 6:46am]

SureThing said:

i read the whole thing and i think you had the right idea to stop when you did.

End it.

Now.

JustErin said:

I agree and I will.

Imago said:

Ok, see you lat....er oops....

Bye.

do you like crossword puzzles? buy a big book of crossword puzzles and just work the fuckers. i swear, all your problems will go away, and it'll improve your spelling and vocabulary. though i think where spelling is concerned in 2007, dani is the new dan.

Anx said:

I'm going to Dr. now. Don't you folks ruin this fine thread!

JustErin said:

I feel like being nice. Something must be wrong with me.

In any case, it will all get better. Erin's right, just end it, for everyone's sake.

Imago said:

To you getting yours!

CarrieMpls said:

I am Carrie! I'm calling the vet today to get them put to sleep!

SHANNA said:

Imago said:

Ha! You deserve it for trying to be straight and yer gay soul is trying to pimple it's way out of your traitor's body!

HamsterHuey said:

Imago said:

I love you nonetheless.

You can go waterfast now

HamsterHuey said:

You know how I feel about you.

Imago said:

Make me FEEL it, damnit.

Imago said:

YOU ASS!!

CarrieMpls said:

Just make fun of his eczema. That should shut him up.

JustErin said:

oh stop your moaning and get on with it!

the depths of your sissiness still amaze me.



I swear to god, you better take some testosterone pills with you in May.....

jerseykrs said:

awwwww I can feel the love between you two

jerseykrs said:

Nevermind. Too easy.
[Edited 1/29/07 8:54am]

jerseykrs said:

Nevermind. Too Easy.
[Edited 1/29/07 10:03am]

Hey Trya.
It's fuckin POURING over in the thread about you.
Mite wanna check it out.

Anx said:

Unless you're talking Dani Minogue! Which may be a little too gay for Dan. I mean we have to respect the levels of Imago, and Dani crosses the line into supergay.

Oh and crosswords are SO 2003. Soduku is where it's at!

HamsterHuey said:

You missed this gayliscious moment...

I spent last weekend with an old military buddy drinking and riding around on his boat, and didn't get a single blowjob

Lets see

*Military - Check
*Drinking - Check
*Ridinin on his "boat" - Double Check

"He's get some serious drawers tonight, think he aint?"

jerseykrs said:

So at least he can take it like a man!