LleeLlee said:

FruitToAttractBears said:

:retardescape: I will make it, I swear.

Protege said:[quote]

FruitToAttractBears said:

:retardescape: I will make it, I swear.[/quote

Mara said:

"I'm not really gay or anything, but I'd fuck the shit out of Prince if he let me. " - Imago

this prison story is just too good to not re-post:




is was this one time when i was crammed in the hole for a contraband violation and they forgot to take out one of the hard lifers - i think his name was 'skullfuk', or at least that's what the tattoo on his groin said. anyway. so after we get the hose, we get talking about obscure firearms and of course the subject of germany comes up and i just mentioned in passing that i like to play the card game DUTCH BLITZ (because it's VUNDERFUL GOOT) and skullfuk is all, "GET OUTTA TOWN! I LOVE THAT GAME!" and we started talking about how cute the cards are designed, what with the little dutch boys and girls and the pretty little flower shapes and skully got a little misty-eyed (so i thought - it was kind of hard to tell with all the cold hosewater dripping off our naked shaking inked-up bodies) and said "i really miss sitting in a nice soft chair and cutting doilies - does that make me a big pussy?" - and what was i going to say to this man, who was at least 6'7" and had a head like a rhino - "why yes, mr. skullfuk, that is the most girly-ass thing i've ever heard!" so i cradled his large, lumpen, misshapen head in my lap and we talked about doilies until the sun came up (we could always tell because the rats in the wall would die down) and then he talked me through how to make a shiv out of a bic flair pen, which i thought was cool because i thought you could only do shivwork with a disposable toothbrush and a cheap lighter. i felt like we really connected in that hole. it was special times, sure.

other than that, no. i've never set foot in the clink.

-Anx

heartbeatocean said:

This is why I will read his work in hardbound one day!

Muse2NOPharaoh said:

"This place is starting to feel like the dream where I'm taking my finals in my underwear"....NDRU

psychodelicide said:

Need I explain why I will never be able to run for public office?

Imago said:

"Shut it fucktard". Me, saying that to 9s.

i forget who said it or in what context, but the person who said "madonna looks like beetlejuice" deserves some kind of reward, because that shit still cracks me up.

heartbeatocean said:

god, if that's what qualifies me, i'm scared of what my big breakthrough masterpiece is going to look like!

Anx said:

but have you ever written more than 35,000 words?

Fuck y'all...Prince is black!"

SHANNA said:

Calhoun said that.

Remember when I said that thing about that other thing and everybody laughed,

Good times. Good times.

GottaLetitgo said:

What does the W stand for?

Is it like that GeorgeW Bush? - SureThing


Talkin about the W in DanceWme