Imago said:

that sounds really dirty

Imago said:

that sounds really dirty

REDFEATHERS said:

I work in corporate America. If you saw the manky folks around here, you'd see I'm in good company.

cborgman said:

If you're really good, I'll show you my metrics.

I'M HAWT!!!!!

Imago said:

abierman said:

Atilla, wherever you're planning on going that post, please just don't.

You know that feeling you sometimes get, when you’re like at your most skanky? When you look in the mirror and all you see staring back at you is Jocylen Wildenstien or a living, breathing, cream puff? When you are ass—not just ass, but a soft, pimple slab-of-veal ass, and you know it? That’s me today!

I’m a hot yellow mess. I won’t dwell on the subject of my balls for too long, but those sons of bitches need a good shaving too. I suspect I probably have chunks of lunch still wedged in my teeth. Lawd, I didn’t shave this morning, so I have stubble. I have two pimples on my face and my goddamned eczema hasn’t gone away.
I’ve got this pudgy thing around my spine I call a stomach. My hairdo needs an update.

Overall, I’d fuck a baboon before I kissed me today. That’s just how jankity I look right now.



Ever get those days where no matter what you do, you end up feeling like one of karmatornado’s threads?





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REDFEATHERS said:

Oh no, honey--I'm a realist. I know when I look good. Today..I am ass. I am total ass.

Imago said:

would it help if i offered to shampoo your hair and shave your balls?

Imago said:

that sounds really dirty

You know that feeling you sometimes get, when you’re like at your most skanky? When you look in the mirror and all you see staring back at you is Jocylen Wildenstien or a living, breathing, cream puff? When you are ass—not just ass, but a soft, pimple slab-of-veal ass, and you know it? That’s me today!

I’m a hot yellow mess. I won’t dwell on the subject of my balls for too long, but those sons of bitches need a good shaving too. I suspect I probably have chunks of lunch still wedged in my teeth. Lawd, I didn’t shave this morning, so I have stubble. I have two pimples on my face and my goddamned eczema hasn’t gone away.
I’ve got this pudgy thing around my spine I call a stomach. My hairdo needs an update.

Overall, I’d fuck a baboon before I kissed me today. That’s just how jankity I look right now.



Ever get those days where no matter what you do, you end up feeling like one of karmatornado’s threads?





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Imago said:

too bad you weren't there.....

Altrite.

I'm totally not trying to be ignortatnt.

I want to helo yous, cuzs yous like, really need it.

Anmd I'ma frined,

K?


All of your guyses kjeans, are UGLY!

Get with the times.

But other than that, I really think yous are goosd.

abierman said:

What the hell is going on here?!

Altrite.

I'm totally not trying to be ignortatnt.

I want to helo yous, cuzs yous like, really need it.

Anmd I'ma frined,

K?


All of your guyses kjeans, are UGLY!

Get with the times.

But other than that, I really think yous are goosd.

Altrite.

I'm totally not trying to be ignortatnt.

I want to helo yous, cuzs yous like, really need it.

Anmd I'ma frined,

K?


All of your guyses kjeans, are UGLY!

Get with the times.

But other than that, I really think yous are goosd.

SureThing said:

to be with you right now.....

Altrite.

I'm totally not trying to be ignortatnt.

I want to helo yous, cuzs yous like, really need it.

Anmd I'ma frined,

K?


All of your guyses kjeans, are UGLY!

Get with the times.

But other than that, I really think yous are goosd.

abierman said:

But form now on. I will call yiou DENIM SHOE!

abierman said:

But form now on. I will call yiou DENIM SHOE!

I'm dying of laughter right now.

JustErin said:

aaaahhhhh, more hot women.....

I’m a hot yellow mess.