You know that feeling you sometimes get, when you’re like at your most skanky? When you look in the mirror and all you see staring back at you is Jocylen Wildenstien or a living, breathing, cream puff? When you are ass—not just ass, but a soft, pimple slab-of-veal ass, and you know it? That’s me today!

I’m a hot yellow mess. I won’t dwell on the subject of my balls for too long, but those sons of bitches need a good shaving too. I suspect I probably have chunks of lunch still wedged in my teeth. Lawd, I didn’t shave this morning, so I have stubble. I have two pimples on my face and my goddamned eczema hasn’t gone away.
I’ve got this pudgy thing around my spine I call a stomach. My hairdo needs an update.

Overall, I’d fuck a baboon before I kissed me today. That’s just how jankity I look right now.



Ever get those days where no matter what you do, you end up feeling like one of karmatornado’s threads?





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Post a pic!

Damn


Go to a doctor for that ugliness son

REDFEATHERS said:

Where is that Jihad-Jersey photo when I need it.

DanceWme said:

My doctor, Dr. Wong, made me strip naked and walk on all fours about the office while he observed me.
Dr Wong said, "Oh nono no. No good. no Good at all. You have Ed Zacrkey Desease"

I said, "Ed Zackry Disease?"
He said, "Yeah. You face look Ed Zackry Like You ass..."

Imago said:

But I wanna see what your perception of ugly is.. you prolly look great.. or emm ok.. ish..

I hate it when ppl say they look like shit and really they dont..

i still love ya

Imago said:

DanceWme said:

Cut the fake girlie laugh.. as if you havent heard that joke before..

REDFEATHERS said:

Oh no, honey--I'm a realist. I know when I look good. Today..I am ass. I am total ass.

Imago said:

well post a motherfuckin' pic.. and I will tell you how shit you look!

sheesh..

REDFEATHERS said:

I didnt. Now stop before I pull out my bike chain

as long as a bag will fit over your head, you'll always be good enough for me, baby.

DanceWme said:

damn that sounds kinda sexy..
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I feel that way every day.

JustErin said:

OMG you so do not..

REDFEATHERS said:

word.

LOL

REDFEATHERS said:

No, really. I do. It's really sad.

JustErin said:

Oh

and I do too..

REDFEATHERS said:

I'm at work. I don't have a camera on me. Come to think about it, I really should be thinking about my project deliverables right now and not poo pooing my looks.

JustErin said:

Honey, you may want to google Jocylen Wildenstien before you say that.

Imago said:

would it help if i offered to shampoo your hair and shave your balls?

Awww Dan....it's the ugliness inside that counts.

Imago said:

my lord!
If u look in the mirror and see that u better run to the muthafuckin doctor

I'M HAWT!!!!!

Imago said:

you went to WORK>????? Looking THAT BAD?????

2the9s said:

Well, in that case, turn yo ugly ass inside out, sho nuff!

REDFEATHERS said:

I work in corporate America. If you saw the manky folks around here, you'd see I'm in good company.

Imago said:

that sounds really dirty

Imago said:

Ahh.. if I were you, I would have had some pride and called in sick..