Just received this in my inbox

Warning

Police warn all clubbers, party-goers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date-rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men. The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere.

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically, a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific-looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before often with just a vague feeling that something bad occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as "a relationship." Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex if offered by the predatory female.

Please! Forward this warning to every male you know. However, if you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the Yellow Pages.

Hmm, I must have some of this "beer."

Bring it to me, bkw. I am going to pay Artiga a visit.

bkw said:

Neptunes thanks God for beer everyday I bet.

BattierBeMyDaddy said:

I think he's hip to the "beer" thing since 2the9s tried it on him.

With every drink, and every blink... they seem to get more pretty

rdhull said:

Apparently beer can even make Alanis Morissette look pretty.

bkw said:

Im-fucking-possible!!!

bkw said:

Damn that 2the9s, always ruining things, isn't he!

So how many times have you been exploited by this insidious brew bkw?!

And how are you coping?

Diva said:

Too many times my dear

One major time I can think of.

bkw said:

Absolutely sick. Funny though. Women wouldn't waste their time on such foolishness.

You know what the difference between a straight man and a gay man is, dont you? a 6 pack (of beer).

Tom said:

If that's the rule that makes me gay.

bkw said:

That was when you got married wasn't it?

althom said:

Bingo!

I'm still suffering the hangover from that one!

bkw said:

If I'd married 2the9s, I suppose I would be, too.