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Don't Eat Pizza Hot Pockets With Sausage Before Going To Bed (NSFW) I had strange nightmares all night. In one dream I woke up in the dream and my penis was standing straight up then it started rubbing my belly then it winked at me and took off running down the hallway.
I got up in my dream and started chasing it, then I noticed something was chasing me I looked back and a giant sausage was chasing me. It was my penis in the lead with me chasing it, then me, then this giant sausage with furious anger chasing me down this endless hallway. As we ran the hallway started shrinking my penis had nothing to worry about then I started shrinking. However the giant sausage was getting chopped by the over head beams and slowly getting smaller then my penis tripped and went flying into a plate of glazed donuts I went flying out of a window and into a free fall followed by a tiny sausage then I woke up in a pool of sweat. 23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!! | |
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Those things are loaded with too much sodium "Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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ThreadCula said: Those things are loaded with too much sodium
Im so glad you said that. | |
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LordEvil said: I had strange nightmares all night. In one dream I woke up in the dream and my penis was standing straight up then it started rubbing my belly then it winked at me and took off running down the hallway.
I got up in my dream and started chasing it, then I noticed something was chasing me I looked back and a giant sausage was chasing me. It was my penis in the lead with me chasing it, then me, then this giant sausage with furious anger chasing me down this endless hallway. As we ran the hallway started shrinking my penis had nothing to worry about then I started shrinking. However the giant sausage was getting chopped by the over head beams and slowly getting smaller then my penis tripped and went flying into a plate of glazed donuts I went flying out of a window and into a free fall followed by a tiny sausage then I woke up in a pool of sweat. lucky it wasnt a pool of Mayo  | |
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LordEvil said: I had strange nightmares all night. In one dream I woke up in the dream and my penis was standing straight up then it started rubbing my belly then it winked at me and took off running down the hallway.
I got up in my dream and started chasing it, then I noticed something was chasing me I looked back and a giant sausage was chasing me. It was my penis in the lead with me chasing it, then me, then this giant sausage with furious anger chasing me down this endless hallway. As we ran the hallway started shrinking my penis had nothing to worry about then I started shrinking. However the giant sausage was getting chopped by the over head beams and slowly getting smaller then my penis tripped and went flying into a plate of glazed donuts I went flying out of a window and into a free fall followed by a tiny sausage then I woke up in a pool of sweat. Ok, that's the funniest thing I ever read...  | |
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