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Guys I have a problem... I really could use some help with this one...every morning and every night I deal with this...Not so much at work unless im at the computer...but I could use some advice. Will you all help me? I want to make sure I have your help before I tell you. clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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this will be good...
i'm in! Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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just jerk off, problem solved. | |
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SURE I'LL HELP! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? | |
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are you a poor man's 2the9s?  | |
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evenstar3 said: It's a pretty tricky problem...  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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evenstar3 said: co-sign...  " | |
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cborgman said: this will be good...
i'm in!  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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mdiver said: Thank you...I will need to be seated to tell you my tales of woe... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: evenstar3 said: It's a pretty tricky problem... so how long until you spill it?  | |
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jerseykrs said: just jerk off, problem solved.
If only it were that simple old friend... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Anx said:
SURE I'LL HELP! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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abierman said: are you a poor man's 2the9s?
That's more a disease and mental disorder really... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: abierman said: are you a poor man's 2the9s?
That's more a disease and mental disorder really... Like herpes of the mind! | |
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 Wassa matta? | |
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you are upset because you could have had lemonade with julie and me a couple weeks ago, right?   She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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Anx said:
SURE I'LL HELP! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?  Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Thank you guys for the support without further ado here is my problem...
Im too handsome... Every morning I wake up and see this goregous creature in my bathroom mirror and feel bad for the people around me. My male co-workers must struggle with their latent homo-erotic urges everyday the work around me...and younger to middle age women have to be fended off constantly cause of my chisled frame and dashing good looks. Everyday I get more and more handsome and spectacular....I can't turn it off...It would be like trying to drown the ocean or capture the sun...I feel bad for them all...To be so close yet so far...I am trapped by this incredible prison of sexiness and fantastic....Day after day I get more pretty... I wish there was like a school I could go to like in the X-men movies where someone could teach me to control my handsome mutant powers... 
Thank you all for listening...it feels good to get it out  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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I, for one, refuse to offer you advice.
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Sinister said: Thank you guys for the support without further ado here is my problem...
Im too handsome... Every morning I wake up and see this goregous creature in my bathroom mirror and feel bad for the people around me. My male co-workers must struggle with their latent homo-erotic urges everyday the work around me...and younger to middle age women have to be fended off constantly cause of my chisled frame and dashing good looks. Everyday I get more and more handsome and spectacular....I can't turn it off...It would be like trying to drown the ocean or capture the sun...I feel bad for them all...To be so close yet so far...I am trapped by this incredible prison of sexiness and fantastic....Day after day I get more pretty... I wish there was like a school I could go to like in the X-men movies where someone could teach me to control my handsome mutant powers...
Thank you all for listening...it feels good to get it out 
...c'mere I'll take care real good care of your problem  
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Sinister said: Thank you guys for the support without further ado here is my problem...
Im too handsome... Every morning I wake up and see this goregous creature in my bathroom mirror and feel bad for the people around me. My male co-workers must struggle with their latent homo-erotic urges everyday the work around me...and younger to middle age women have to be fended off constantly cause of my chisled frame and dashing good looks. Everyday I get more and more handsome and spectacular....I can't turn it off...It would be like trying to drown the ocean or capture the sun...I feel bad for them all...To be so close yet so far...I am trapped by this incredible prison of sexiness and fantastic....Day after day I get more pretty... I wish there was like a school I could go to like in the X-men movies where someone could teach me to control my handsome mutant powers...
Thank you all for listening...it feels good to get it out Simple answer is open your eyes and the truth will be revealed | |
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mdiver said: Sinister said: Thank you guys for the support without further ado here is my problem...
Im too handsome... Every morning I wake up and see this goregous creature in my bathroom mirror and feel bad for the people around me. My male co-workers must struggle with their latent homo-erotic urges everyday the work around me...and younger to middle age women have to be fended off constantly cause of my chisled frame and dashing good looks. Everyday I get more and more handsome and spectacular....I can't turn it off...It would be like trying to drown the ocean or capture the sun...I feel bad for them all...To be so close yet so far...I am trapped by this incredible prison of sexiness and fantastic....Day after day I get more pretty... I wish there was like a school I could go to like in the X-men movies where someone could teach me to control my handsome mutant powers...
Thank you all for listening...it feels good to get it out Simple answer is open your eyes and the truth will be revealed clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Thank you guys for the support without further ado here is my problem...
Im too handsome... Every morning I wake up and see this goregous creature in my bathroom mirror and feel bad for the people around me. My male co-workers must struggle with their latent homo-erotic urges everyday the work around me...and younger to middle age women have to be fended off constantly cause of my chisled frame and dashing good looks. Everyday I get more and more handsome and spectacular....I can't turn it off...It would be like trying to drown the ocean or capture the sun...I feel bad for them all...To be so close yet so far...I am trapped by this incredible prison of sexiness and fantastic....Day after day I get more pretty... I wish there was like a school I could go to like in the X-men movies where someone could teach me to control my handsome mutant powers...
Thank you all for listening...it feels good to get it out careful... 
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evenstar3 said: Sinister said: Thank you guys for the support without further ado here is my problem...
Im too handsome... Every morning I wake up and see this goregous creature in my bathroom mirror and feel bad for the people around me. My male co-workers must struggle with their latent homo-erotic urges everyday the work around me...and younger to middle age women have to be fended off constantly cause of my chisled frame and dashing good looks. Everyday I get more and more handsome and spectacular....I can't turn it off...It would be like trying to drown the ocean or capture the sun...I feel bad for them all...To be so close yet so far...I am trapped by this incredible prison of sexiness and fantastic....Day after day I get more pretty... I wish there was like a school I could go to like in the X-men movies where someone could teach me to control my handsome mutant powers...
Thank you all for listening...it feels good to get it out careful...
Nice...  That is why I only take showers....clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Nice... That is why I only take showers....then you're all set, then  | |
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They say wanking too much affects the eyesight.....could that be contributory? | |
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 fine! ignore me then 
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Spill it! 
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