This is what some douche told me last night.

That's right stupid ass

luv4u lockdown in 3. . .2. . . 1

what kinna insult is that?

I got a BB stuck in my weener when I was a kid and I couldn't get it out, so I started jerking off and I shot the dog.

LordEvil said:

you would..lol

omg -- where did that happen?

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I don't know but I told him if he thought calling me a bitch was going to insult me he'd better come again because that is a righteous badge of honor as far as I'm concerned

As for the brown eye thing, he tried to defend conservatives and bash clinton by bringing up the defense of marriage act and I told him that he had to be kidding because the GOP rode the backs of fags for the last 2 elections in state after state to get their base out.

Luv, don't move this to P&R please He called me a bitch for something non-political

Surely you misheard.

There's no WAY he said anything other than "you're fabulous and you think with your uber-hot, gigantic brain which is located inside that painfully pretty head of yours."

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Babe
In
Total
Control of
Himself

FunkMistress said:

He tried telling someone who was involved in our "discussion" not to take my side just because I was cute. That's all he had since I was slaughtering his ignorant ass

was he cute?

Anx said:

I can't say under different circumstances that I would have thrown him out of my bed

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

that's...that's like the org equivalent of pulling one's pigtails and running away!

awww...he thinks yer cute.

Oh man, at first I thought this was one of those Myspace spam bulletins. You know, the ones where you pick your favorite color and birth month, and the corresponding phrases make a funny sentence.

UCantHavaDaMango said:

Imagine the Spam bulletin would know me so well!

lol... glad you're not worried hon

as my best friend says... bitch with a capital B!!!!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Well, I wanted to see what my answer would be. Let's see, I was born in November, and my favorite color is purple. So that makes me...




...a hairy prostitute who eats hotdogs with your grandma! YAY!

Who's next?

i'm a spicy bastard who lifts pretzels with my taint.

Anx said:

Impressive...

UCantHavaDaMango said:

Can you do me!? I was born in March and my favorite color is green.

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Yours is still the same.

[Edited 1/19/07 11:51am]

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

same!!

um, just a guess but does "brown eye" in this context mean "asshole"?
i mean i'm just wondering if the inexplicable use of 'brown eye' might mean butthole in this case
[Edited 1/19/07 11:54am]

XxAxX said:

XxAxX said:

well darling, it does He was inferring to my "irrational" hatred of Bush, and I'm not talking vag

UCantHavaDaMango said:

me too!

UCantHavaDaMango said:

I'm just jokin'! Let's see...March...green...

You are a disgruntled porn star throwing pork rinds off the balcony!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

today's lesson in slang

Anx said:

That needs to be somebody's signature

someone on the org?