SureThing said:

I can do taxes in my sleep. It's cheating. Call the IRS and ask them.

i just want my W-2.

Stymie said:

stymie's kinda like the e.f. hutton of the org...if she says it's cheatin', it's cheatin'.

Anx said:

i got mine in the mail a couple days ago...gonna be doing my taxes next wednesday!

fantasyislander said:

my whole tax return is going right into travellers checks for my vacation in march...if i can save up enough $$$ to match my tax return in the next couple of months, i might be able to afford a second beer in reykjavik!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

i swear i'm doing mine the DAY i get 'em.

my luck, i'll end up owing.

You can get a percentage of money collected by the government for turning in tax cheats.

BTW do you really think you make $$1000 on a tax deduction?

Seriously do you think that you are getting a $1,000 in cash?

Anx said:

What is your withhholding? If you keep it to zero or one, you'll be fine.

Don't you hate it at the end of a cold when you get those big hard boogers

LordEvil said:

yes!

I think this thread title needs to be changed to "I'm on something here"

I think this thread title needs to be changed to "I'm on something here"

emm said:

except for when you're finally able to blow/dig it out, and it's this big impressive looking booger sculpture that you wish you could enter into a 4H competition at the county fair. they should have a booger competition, totally.

lovemachine said:

Your really hurting my feelings.

Stymie said:

It's not cheating.

Hey Sure thing., I too have charitable donations that I use as a tax write off at the end of the year., but I think that there is a limit ( not 100% sure), but I know last year we gave clothing to the Salvation Army and to the Goodwill and were about to use a portion as a write off. Thankfully owning a small business we can get a ton of write off that alot of people can't normally. It really helps @ tax time!

SureThing said:

Not really. You made the donation and they gave you a receipt for the value of your items. Says nothing about you having to have paid that much of the items themselves

Anx said:

Agreed I also save my earwax

LordEvil said:

oh man, i TOTALLY save the stuff that comes out when my doctor washes out my ear canals. one time the baby from eraserhead fell out of my ear.

Anx said:

Did you get David Lynch to sign it?

LordEvil said:

no, but it turns out i can claim it as a dependant!

Anx said:

Cool I'm trying to claim cockrings, and studs for my Prince Albert as business expenses

LordEvil said:

you should be fine - remember what the IRS Cum Rooster used to say in those old radio ads: "Any cock'll DOOOOO"