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Printablejerseykrs said: okay, not meaning to come across judgemental or holier than thou, but.....
WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL does piss have to do with sex?! No, seriously.... if you want to be pissed on, want to piss on someone, watch it in porn or WHATEVER! you have some serious issues IMO. if any girl I was involved with had a passing fancy in that shit, I'd drop her faster than a hot fucking coal. Talk about deviant behavior!  A Fucking men. The simple fact that anyone has ever done it or even thought about it creeps me out. What the hell is wrong with everyone. Whats next? Shitting on each other and sharing the corn and peanuts. (Insert something clever here) | |
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jerseykrs said: okay, not meaning to come across judgemental or holier than thou, but.....
WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL does piss have to do with sex?! No, seriously.... if you want to be pissed on, want to piss on someone, watch it in porn or WHATEVER! you have some serious issues IMO. if any girl I was involved with had a passing fancy in that shit, I'd drop her faster than a hot fucking coal. Talk about deviant behavior! 
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DarkKnight1 said: jerseykrs said: okay, not meaning to come across judgemental or holier than thou, but.....
WHAT IN THE BLOODY HELL does piss have to do with sex?! No, seriously.... if you want to be pissed on, want to piss on someone, watch it in porn or WHATEVER! you have some serious issues IMO. if any girl I was involved with had a passing fancy in that shit, I'd drop her faster than a hot fucking coal. Talk about deviant behavior! A Fucking men. The simple fact that anyone has ever done it or even thought about it creeps me out. What the hell is wrong with everyone. Whats next? Shitting on each other and sharing the corn and peanuts. Someone wanted me to do that to them once! The only thing I could say was 'But I dont have to go yet'....even though I really did have to go after he asked me that...all the while thinking to myself 'I've been kissing this MuthaFucka for 2 hours now...where has his mouth been?????!!!!' ... Every minute of last night is on my face today.... | |
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hey, I'm not gonna hate anyone that digs it, but I'm damn sure not gonna pretend like its normal to want to be a urinal! | |
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DarkKnight1 said: Whats next? Shitting on each other and sharing the corn and peanuts.
Next? I think that started first. http://elmadartista.tumblr.com/ http://twitter.com/madartista | |
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jerseykrs said: hey, I'm not gonna hate anyone that digs it, but I'm damn sure not gonna pretend like its normal to want to be a urinal!
Why did you come back and justify ur comments? Afraid to offend? What happened to you? Im so confused. Next thing I know, my dog will be screwing my cat. (Insert something clever here) | |
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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: madartista said: never done it myself, but just last week watched some x-tube videos of it that were kinda hot.
See that's the thing, it looks great but I know I don't really want it  Kind of like being slapped around. I like to fantasize about it but it someone really did it I'm socking them up i have absolutely no desire to be a recipient in such a transaction, unless it's like some playful squirtgun fighting in the shower - i mean, madonna said on letterman once that peeing in the shower is good for your feet, and i'm all for natural remedies...but keep the stream away from my face, please. pee on my feet if you have to, but just know it's less about sex than it is about keeping my feet from looking like dinner rolls. wait, what was the question? oh - so anyway, yeah. i could be the pee provider, but it wouldn't do anything for me either way. it wouldn't gross me out or turn me on. it would be like if someone wanted to suck my elbow. that's great and all, but you won't see me pitching any tents from it. | |
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madartista said: DarkKnight1 said: Whats next? Shitting on each other and sharing the corn and peanuts.
Next? I think that started first. The corn or the peanuts? (Insert something clever here) | |
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oh, and WHATTA BUNCHA PRUDES. when did the org become a red state?!  | |
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Anx said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: See that's the thing, it looks great but I know I don't really want it Kind of like being slapped around. I like to fantasize about it but it someone really did it I'm socking them up i have absolutely no desire to be a recipient in such a transaction, unless it's like some playful squirtgun fighting in the shower - i mean, madonna said on letterman once that peeing in the shower is good for your feet, and i'm all for natural remedies...but keep the stream away from my face, please. pee on my feet if you have to, but just know it's less about sex than it is about keeping my feet from looking like dinner rolls. wait, what was the question? oh - so anyway, yeah. i could be the pee provider, but it wouldn't do anything for me either way. it wouldn't gross me out or turn me on. it would be like if someone wanted to suck my elbow. that's great and all, but you won't see me pitching any tents from it. Since when did sucking an elbow lead to the urge to go camping? (Insert something clever here) | |
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DarkKnight1 said: Anx said: i have absolutely no desire to be a recipient in such a transaction, unless it's like some playful squirtgun fighting in the shower - i mean, madonna said on letterman once that peeing in the shower is good for your feet, and i'm all for natural remedies...but keep the stream away from my face, please. pee on my feet if you have to, but just know it's less about sex than it is about keeping my feet from looking like dinner rolls. wait, what was the question? oh - so anyway, yeah. i could be the pee provider, but it wouldn't do anything for me either way. it wouldn't gross me out or turn me on. it would be like if someone wanted to suck my elbow. that's great and all, but you won't see me pitching any tents from it. Since when did sucking an elbow lead to the urge to go camping?  The Normal Whores Club | |
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VANITYSprisonBYTCH said: DarkKnight1 said: A Fucking men. The simple fact that anyone has ever done it or even thought about it creeps me out. What the hell is wrong with everyone. Whats next? Shitting on each other and sharing the corn and peanuts. Someone wanted me to do that to them once! The only thing I could say was 'But I dont have to go yet'....even though I really did have to go after he asked me that...all the while thinking to myself 'I've been kissing this MuthaFucka for 2 hours now...where has his mouth been?????!!!!' ... I can not even begin to explain how ugly it would get if a girl said that to me in bed. A 'get the FUcK out!' would most certainly be the end of the convo though.  | |
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Anx said: oh, and WHATTA BUNCHA PRUDES. when did the org become a red state?!
Sorry. Im gonna drink garlic juice all night and then piss on my girlfriend. (Insert something clever here) | |
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jerseykrs said: VANITYSprisonBYTCH said: Someone wanted me to do that to them once! The only thing I could say was 'But I dont have to go yet'....even though I really did have to go after he asked me that...all the while thinking to myself 'I've been kissing this MuthaFucka for 2 hours now...where has his mouth been?????!!!!' ... I can not even begin to explain how ugly it would get if a girl said that to me in bed. A 'get the FUcK out!' would most certainly be the end of the convo though. How DOES one get oneself to ask for that?! 
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DarkKnight1 said: Anx said: i have absolutely no desire to be a recipient in such a transaction, unless it's like some playful squirtgun fighting in the shower - i mean, madonna said on letterman once that peeing in the shower is good for your feet, and i'm all for natural remedies...but keep the stream away from my face, please. pee on my feet if you have to, but just know it's less about sex than it is about keeping my feet from looking like dinner rolls. wait, what was the question? oh - so anyway, yeah. i could be the pee provider, but it wouldn't do anything for me either way. it wouldn't gross me out or turn me on. it would be like if someone wanted to suck my elbow. that's great and all, but you won't see me pitching any tents from it. Since when did sucking an elbow lead to the urge to go camping? i like it better when i'm talking with straight dudes about music or comic books.  | |
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Anx said: DarkKnight1 said: Since when did sucking an elbow lead to the urge to go camping? i like it better when i'm talking with straight dudes about music or comic books. Yeah, but then they start pitching tents from their geeked-out excitement, and you're back to square one. The Normal Whores Club | |
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Anx said: oh, and WHATTA BUNCHA PRUDES. when did the org become a red state?!
I know you're half joking, but it's really been way too much like that for a long time. They're not just prudish either, many of them have bought into the whole jesus-worshippin', flag-wavin', gaybashin', war-mongerin' bush bullshit package. It makes me sick, to be honest.  | |
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Anx said: DarkKnight1 said: Since when did sucking an elbow lead to the urge to go camping? i like it better when i'm talking with straight dudes about music or comic books. you're a gem you ass! | |
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madartista said: SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said: See that's the thing, it looks great but I know I don't really want it
Kind of like being slapped around. I like to fantasize about it but it someone really did it I'm socking them up exactly. cuz when i say it looked kinda hot, the part that wasn't kinda hot was kinda gross. i think i'll take a "pee" on this one -- Pee for pass. 
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retina said: Anx said: oh, and WHATTA BUNCHA PRUDES. when did the org become a red state?!
I know you're half joking, but it's really been way too much like that for a long time. They're not just prudish either, many of them have bought into the whole jesus-worshippin', flag-wavin', gaybashin', war-mongerin' bush bullshit package. It makes me sick, to be honest. yeah, but secretly, you KNOW that most (if not all) out-and-proud hyperconservative red-staters are pee freaks to the Nth degree. | |
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Anx said: retina said: I know you're half joking, but it's really been way too much like that for a long time. They're not just prudish either, many of them have bought into the whole jesus-worshippin', flag-wavin', gaybashin', war-mongerin' bush bullshit package. It makes me sick, to be honest. yeah, but secretly, you KNOW that most (if not all) out-and-proud hyperconservative red-staters are pee freaks to the Nth degree. They're a bunch of hypocrites, so I wouldn't be surprised. | |
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retina said: Anx said: yeah, but secretly, you KNOW that most (if not all) out-and-proud hyperconservative red-staters are pee freaks to the Nth degree. They're a bunch of hypocrites, so I wouldn't be surprised. the thing about red-staters and watersports - and i'm not speaking from experience, but i've been reading up via wikipedia and whatnot - but they can't engage in watersports without proper bladder stimulation, which usually takes the form of analingus (don't ask me why this is - it's not my lifestyle!). a recent newsweek poll cited 97% of bush supporters claiming to be unable to pee on their partner without having been freshly rimmed. so it's like they say in indiana or texas: "there's no squirt without a bite of the dirt". | |
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Anx said: the thing about red-staters and watersports - and i'm not speaking from experience, but i've been reading up via wikipedia and whatnot - but they can't engage in watersports without proper bladder stimulation, which usually takes the form of analingus (don't ask me why this is - it's not my lifestyle!). a recent newsweek poll cited 97% of bush supporters claiming to be unable to pee on their partner without having been freshly rimmed. so it's like they say in indiana or texas: "there's no squirt without a bite of the dirt".
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Anx said: it should come naturally to you. just pretend your FB is the org, and you'll be pissing all over him in no time!
 well, then you must be an org piss pig, the way you encourage me. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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to quantify...
he wants to pee on me. the thought doesn't do a lot for me, but it really seems to get him hot. i am hardly a prude, so i am debating letting him. and thank you everyone for the posts. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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Anx said: retina said: They're a bunch of hypocrites, so I wouldn't be surprised. the thing about red-staters and watersports - and i'm not speaking from experience, but i've been reading up via wikipedia and whatnot - but they can't engage in watersports without proper bladder stimulation, which usually takes the form of analingus (don't ask me why this is - it's not my lifestyle!). a recent newsweek poll cited 97% of bush supporters claiming to be unable to pee on their partner without having been freshly rimmed. so it's like they say in indiana or texas: "there's no squirt without a bite of the dirt". And considering how full of shit they are and how much of it gets in the way, that rim job would take forever to finish, so maybe that's why they're attacking those who live out their pee fantasies - it's a matter of bottled up frustration and jealousy since they themselves rarely ever get to the golden finale! It's all falling into place now. | |
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cborgman said: to quantify...
he wants to pee on me. the thought doesn't do a lot for me, but it really seems to get him hot. i am hardly a prude, so i am debating letting him. and thank you everyone for the posts. Just keep your Rosie doll as far away as possible
Imagine its hot tea..go with it...have fun! peace Every minute of last night is on my face today.... | |
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VANITYSprisonBYTCH said: cborgman said: to quantify...
he wants to pee on me. the thought doesn't do a lot for me, but it really seems to get him hot. i am hardly a prude, so i am debating letting him. and thank you everyone for the posts. Just keep your Rosie doll as far away as possible
Imagine its hot tea..go with it...have fun! peace 
i don't think we would be fuckbuddies much more if he saw ro-ro. we always meet at his apartment, so no danger of him meeting her. Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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retina said: Anx said: the thing about red-staters and watersports - and i'm not speaking from experience, but i've been reading up via wikipedia and whatnot - but they can't engage in watersports without proper bladder stimulation, which usually takes the form of analingus (don't ask me why this is - it's not my lifestyle!). a recent newsweek poll cited 97% of bush supporters claiming to be unable to pee on their partner without having been freshly rimmed. so it's like they say in indiana or texas: "there's no squirt without a bite of the dirt". And considering how full of shit they are and how much of it gets in the way, that rim job would take forever to finish, so maybe that's why they're attacking those who live out their pee fantasies - it's a matter of bottled up frustration and jealousy since they themselves rarely ever get to the golden finale! It's all falling into place now. and i hear they're also into manscents. | |
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