Where art 4 thou, Mistress Savage?

I miss U.

she's around

i me some funk

She's at therapy.

she's still around...she had to go and get her catsuit outta the cleaners and her whip outta the leather repair place or something.

Oh, and I've been DYING for a reason to do this to her, but she hasn't given me one, so I'll do it here.








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Why you lookin' for my woman?

Stymie said:

uh-oh.

Giovanni777 said:

Awwww!

I'm right here!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Yes?


Oh, wait. I'm not her. Shit. I wake up every damn day, and I'm STILL NOT HER.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

we need something like Instant Mistress®. dunno if you'd either drink it or bathe in it, but you'd be her for a short amount of time.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Genius.

That shit would be like crack.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

I'd be a menace to society if I were that hot, though. I wouldn't be able to hold down a job. Anybody watching the L Word this season? Papi, with her Limo Of Fuck? That would be me.

But the bixexual version, which would be even more time-consuming.
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WTF? I fucking love you guys!!!

HereToRockYourWorld said:

god, I think you're brilliant.

Stymie said:

I hope you don't mind Stymie, but I really need to give your girl this....

Stymie said:

FunkMistress said:

Oh good.

...just playin' the Lo-Pro, huh?

I was worried 4 a minute.

...or maybe it's because the Org has gotten cluttered with so much crap, that I just needed a dose of FM.

OH, and "Instant Mistress" might be fun, but it's like Grits... U just gotta get the real one 2 get the right flavor. Instant is just a cheap substitute...





[Edited 1/19/07 14:06pm]

Giovanni777 said:

I grits!



My Wonderful Life has taken me away from posting as much. But it's always nice to be missed and appreciated.

I mean,

FunkMistress said:

I love grits 2... just not the instant version...

Well that's just LOVELY that Your Wonderful Life has U so occupied. I disappear 2 here and there, but I'm like a ghost up in here... no one really notices.

Anywho... the General Discussion area is actually more interesting than Prince, Music & More these days... That has turned into an idiotic, moronfest of confusion and puberty-driven dribble...

Oh shit. I did say that.

Giovanni777 said:

dude, that IS the GD right there.

jerseykrs said:

True, but everything is relative my friend, and the "Prince, Music & More" area has just recently surpassed the "General" in idiocy... especially if U could make a curve of that section over the last 2 years. It would be very steep, whereas this section has been pretty consistent in it's dumbassness.

Giovanni777 said:

Giovanni777 said:

Oh god, that's awesome.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

Please explain this to me. I'm a bad queer, I've never seen the L Word.

Cloudbuster said:

That guy is looking up at Stymie. She is pretty hawt, isn't she?

FunkMistress said:

i haven't either.