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Printablemdiver said: They say wanking too much affects the eyesight.....could that be contributory?
Could be...squirting into your own eye may cause cataracts.... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Natisse said:  fine! ignore me then 
 I had to go back to work...Im sorry  you were saying something about having your muffin buttered?  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: mdiver said: They say wanking too much affects the eyesight.....could that be contributory?
Could be...squirting into your own eye may cause cataracts.... Ahhh the old "pillow thumper" is it usually after this that you look at yourself? | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: Spill it!
I have a problem throwing bricks at people I like... 
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Sinister said: Natisse said: fine! ignore me then
I had to go back to work...Im sorry you were saying something about having your muffin buttered? I know hon I was kidding   ...and wtf? you know how to get me to  | |
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mdiver said: Sinister said: Could be...squirting into your own eye may cause cataracts.... Ahhh the old "pillow thumper" is it usually after this that you look at yourself? I find im usually to tired to get to the mirror...but this can't be the reason...I have wankers elbow so I can't jack off but once a week.  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Natisse said: Sinister said: I had to go back to work...Im sorry you were saying something about having your muffin buttered? I know hon I was kidding ...and wtf? you know how to get me to It's a great day to butter muffins  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: mdiver said: Ahhh the old "pillow thumper" is it usually after this that you look at yourself? I find im usually to tired to get to the mirror...but this can't be the reason...I have wankers elbow so I can't jack off but once a week.  Well maybe the pressure build up is causing a problem .... i mean once a week????? Dayum | |
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Sinister said: Natisse said: I know hon I was kidding ...and wtf? you know how to get me to It's a great day to butter muffins
I miss talking to you, too... don't forget to let me know if there's any way you can make it to Las Vegas in April hon | |
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Sinister said: AndGodCreatedMe said: Spill it!
I have a problem throwing bricks at people I like...
ohhh old times
now open up or shut up | |
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Sinister said: Natisse said: I know hon I was kidding ...and wtf? you know how to get me to It's a great day to butter muffins  | |
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Spookymuffin said: Sinister said: It's a great day to butter muffins he was referring to me, idiot | |
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Sinister said: Thank you guys for the support without further ado here is my problem...
Gotdamn, I love you. Im too handsome... Every morning I wake up and see this goregous creature in my bathroom mirror and feel bad for the people around me. My male co-workers must struggle with their latent homo-erotic urges everyday the work around me...and younger to middle age women have to be fended off constantly cause of my chisled frame and dashing good looks. Everyday I get more and more handsome and spectacular....I can't turn it off...It would be like trying to drown the ocean or capture the sun...I feel bad for them all...To be so close yet so far...I am trapped by this incredible prison of sexiness and fantastic....Day after day I get more pretty... I wish there was like a school I could go to like in the X-men movies where someone could teach me to control my handsome mutant powers... 
Thank you all for listening...it feels good to get it out  | |
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Natisse said: Spookymuffin said: he was referring to me, idiot I'm traumatised.  | |
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Spookymuffin said: Natisse said: he was referring to me, idiot I'm traumatised.  | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: Spookymuffin said: I'm traumatised.  | |
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Natisse said: AndGodCreatedMe said:  | |
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Spookymuffin said: Natisse said: aww  | |
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Natisse said: Spookymuffin said: aww 
goodnight. | |
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Spookymuffin said: Natisse said: aww
goodnight. Please!!!
....goodnight | |
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Sinister said: I really could use some help with this one...every morning and every night I deal with this...Not so much at work unless im at the computer...but I could use some advice. Will you all help me? I want to make sure I have your help before I tell you.
yes*. *disclaimer: provided that no physical contact, touching, manipulation, or other form of contact is involved. | |
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Sinister said: Thank you guys for the support without further ado here is my problem...
Im too handsome... Every morning I wake up and see this goregous creature in my bathroom mirror and feel bad for the people around me. My male co-workers must struggle with their latent homo-erotic urges everyday the work around me...and younger to middle age women have to be fended off constantly cause of my chisled frame and dashing good looks. Everyday I get more and more handsome and spectacular....I can't turn it off...It would be like trying to drown the ocean or capture the sun...I feel bad for them all...To be so close yet so far...I am trapped by this incredible prison of sexiness and fantastic....Day after day I get more pretty... I wish there was like a school I could go to like in the X-men movies where someone could teach me to control my handsome mutant powers...
Thank you all for listening...it feels good to get it out oh. is that all
i mean, poor you | |
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Sinister said: Thank you guys for the support without further ado here is my problem...
Im too handsome... This is all I read of your post. Let me be the judge of that. Post your pic. | |
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JustErin said: Sinister said: Thank you guys for the support without further ado here is my problem...
Im too handsome... This is all I read of your post. Let me be the judge of that. Post your pic. yes damn it, or even better, a new dante pic  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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JustErin said: Sinister said: Thank you guys for the support without further ado here is my problem...
Im too handsome... This is all I read of your post. Let me be the judge of that. Post your pic. Im unable to get someone to hold the camera straight enough long enough to take a picture...them tremble and shake at my beauty... Besides everyone and their grandmama has seen my picture here....I enjoy making a mockery of myself  clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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emm said: JustErin said: This is all I read of your post. Let me be the judge of that. Post your pic. yes damn it, or even better, a new dante pic Working on the Dante pic we have not taken new pictures in like forever!clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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oh sinny baby.
it was so dim here without your orgsuperstar presence shining on us. now, where are those photowhore pics you love to post?  There is no perfect place
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This thread makes me want to throw a brick at myself.....
M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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 no naked pix on this thread ?
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You should definitely hire the best artist right away to paint your portrait and capture your beauty--it won't last forever. Then you could trade your soul to remain as handsome and young as your portrait forevah. The check. The string he dropped. The Mona Lisa. The musical notes taken out of a hat. The glass. The toy shotgun painting. The things he found. Therefore, everything seen–every object, that is, plus the process of looking at it–is a Duchamp. | |
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