Spookymuffin said:

that's so cool!

Anyone who thinks these hot female teachers shouldn't have sex with their teenage male students obviously doesn't understand the male mind.

I'd say you just got yourself an A...

NDRU said:

Indeed.

FruitToAttractBears said:

Dude. Lame.

My biology teacher is a megahottie -- who I'm about 85% sure is queer -- and today I was watching female students at breaks and such go up and ask stupid questions just so they could flirt with him. It was fantastic observational fun. I have a little graph in my notes from today showing my projection of the inverse relationship between female attendance at his office hours and average gaydar accuracy amongst said females.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

there was a contingent of girls in my geology class a few years ago that would come to class looking like they'd dressed for a night out, just to flirt with the married professor.

i knew a girl who started dating her history professor, then MARRIED him.

the story gets even more fucked up in that the girl was a friend of mine and i was taking her husband's class.

the story gets more fucked up still in that the girl confided in me that she wanted to get a divorce from her prof husband.

and the story reaches its climax of fucked-up-ed-ness when, a week later, my history teacher broke down in the middle of class and tearfully announced to us that his wife was leaving him...which i already knew.

MANY LAYERS OF WRONG

Anx said:

Fuck, yeah, that one would be tough to sketch a graph for.

evenstar3 said:

Oh, yeah, that was the other thing I was noticing. Not a hair out of place in that classroom. Much lip gloss happening. Unusually pretty bunch.

Not that I'm NOT fully enjoying his hotness. He's wicked cute AND he's a science dork, so I'm totally there. But I don't see changing the way I dress for class or finding excuses to hang out in his gay, gay office.

dude! that's how porns start!


LUCKY!

jerseykrs said:

"Porns"? Cute.

INSATIABLE said:

I know - he's growing up so fast!

cue Van Halen "Hot for Teacher"....beginning in 4..3...2...1..Alex drum solo...

Anx said:

I'm so turnt on. Even if the story in question includes Spookymuffin.

Maybe you should touch your crotch during next lesson and see whether you get invited for a private lesson after school, or whether you'll get thrown out of the class and have a meeting arranged with your parents and the principal.

Isn't just letting the older boys have their way with you in the middle of the night a lot easier though? It's still sex.

Fauxie said:

novabrkr said:

Fauxie said:

That hasn't happened in 30 years.

I say, after someone came out last night.

Cloudbuster said:

LOLz! and i love the website "gaymillionaresclub" wtf!

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Christopher said:

Did you join?

Cloudbuster said:

after u made 120 fake accounts nobody else was allowed to join

Christopher said:

Now I'm wondering how many goofy French kids thought I was flirting with them...

NDRU said:

Did you see that South Park episode about the perverted female kindergarten teacher? Too funny, and too true!

retina said:

niiiiice

IAintTheOne said:

Spookymuffin said:

MONG

Just remember Ben that flirting for men and women is quite different, you should learn that already at this age. Whereas men just think, "She gave me the eyes! I'm gonna so get laid tonight!", the women are thinking, "He gave me the eyes! He's going to take himself a loan and buy us a house!". It ain't just about the prospect of having sex. In fact it's not really about sex at all. It's just the way the female psyche is constructed.

So unless you're willing to introduce your French teacher to your parents forget it.