hi, dahlings!

since i'm in tandem with mel!ssa in the advice-giving biz, here i go with my very own advice thread.

you got some troubles in yer life you can't figure out? c'mon in, sit on my sessy red chair, and feel free to ask me. i'll try my best to give you a straight answer of sorts.


who's up first?

should i see a lawyer?

Should I have a nervous breakdown the day I see my ex off to the east coast for good?

Hi Dansa first time caller long time listener here....I am trying to win over this girl...we will just call her "Handsa" so she does not know im talking about her in such a public forum. Anyway I think she's the cat's meow....the pigs oink...the cow's moo and the bees knees...How do I get her to accept the sexual chocolate that is me?

Sinister said:

I can answer that one easy. chop off your dick and get implants

Job too stressful...not enough time for school...need surgery which I can't afford...can't commit to lovers...bad at keeping in contact...always tired...can't sleep...please help; I love you

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Done and done

IrresistibleB1tch said:

nooooo, i just started this thread!

heyduckie said:

it'd depend on your situation. what's going on?

Sinister said:

Took care of this one for ya dans

Sin, can I have your leftovers?

Ok ok serious question here...Im trying to find a new hobby to pass the time can you suggest anything mentally challenging that I can try out? *again serious question*

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I kept the "special" parts just for you...

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

he's yer ex for a reason. why have a nervous breakdown, you should be jumping for joy...that is, unless the two of you have become really good friends after the fact.

I need a book to read.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

No. That hasn't happened. I haven't fully shaken the breakup tho But I know it's for the better but still I get nostalgic when I'm psychotically low

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

deeeeevorce

heyduckie said:

oooh. yeah, i'd say get a lawyer.

I've been told I'm simply crazy for not liking grilled cheese sandwiches.
And I suppose if it was super yummy fancy bread with super yummy fancy cheese I might be able to hack it (though, I'd really just prefer it all 'raw' as I feel like grilling it would ruin it ) but the idea of greasing up white bread and throwing kraft singles on it is absolutely vulgar to me.
Does this make me crazy? And if so, what do I do about it?

CarrieMpls said:

PS -I also don't like tomato soup.

2the9s said:

get thee a copy here. it may not be org book club material, but it's got a whole hodge-podge of articles, interviews and stuff in it. plus it's a damned thick book (600 pages!) so it's not the type you can read in one sitting; you can skip through it and not miss a thing.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Looks interesting...

Thank you!

CarrieMpls said:

get some super yummy bread and super yummy fancy cheese and get to grilling! grilled cheese sammiches don't stop at kraft singles (i've never liked the taste of that shit myself...besides, it's not really cheese, it's "pasteurized processed cheese food product" or something.


you can't have grilled cheese sammiches without the tomato soup to dip it in! that's just...just not right! it ain't mandatory that you have a bowl of the stuff to have with your sandwich (especially since you don't like the stuff)...and i'm not sure of another kind of soup that'd go with grilled cheese sandwiches as well as tomato.

or just do what i do: eat it with ketchup, if you can tolerate that. i just squeeze a bit of ketchup on the plate and dip my sandwich in it bit by bit. tastes just as awesome.



cheese spells edits S-U-C-K-S
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Sinister said:

not exactly a hobby but you may wind up coming across one after a while: when you have the time, go to your local library and just wander through the aisles and different sections, looking at each title or subject of book as you go along. don't go in the section where you'd normally go to...try and spread out elsewhere. the bigger your nearest library is, the better chances you'll come away with something.

a bit geeky, i know, but still...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I know Sin, and I think he'd be better off knitting!

INSATIABLE said:

i was just gonna get to yours...


try and find some sorta diversion or break from the madness (if you can...if you can't, try and sneak it )...hang in there and keep working at it...i'm in the same boat--if only surgery were cheap...force yourself to try and keep in touch with people...don't rush sleep, it'll come naturally (if you're not drinking any caffeine or anything like that before bed)...hope i helped; i love you, too.

2the9s said:

he owes me a pair of mittens, come to think of it...

Is there any possible way to stop idiots from procreating?

nevermind... i'll orgnote it.
[Edited 1/16/07 17:14pm]