It's been a while. Perhaps not long enough, but never mind. Interact with me and behold my niceness, fully-realised and almost certainly perceptible. Here's a nice picture to psych me up:



I'm hoping this thread is going to see me hit 15,000 posts on this account, a remarkable feat, I'm sure you'll agree.

shut up fauxie!!

jerseykrs said:

You won't rile me with your honest, working class Jersey toughness. I see through the facade, family man (well, sans the woman part). You're a natural born father and despite on the surface of things appearing to be an odd role model, you still are one. Your children will surely grow up to be very well-rounded individuals.

jerseykrs said:

Shanti1 said:

You won't rile me with your... oh, hey shanti. How's things? I've just eaten a nice cooked breakfast involving the following foodstuffs: smokey sausages, bacon, fried egg and two pieces of toast. Like a good cooked breakfast, you're always welcome.

Fauxie said:

I have a woman now! Shut up Fauxie!!!

luv4u said:

You may actively stand in the way of my destiny of becoming a moderator on this site, but I'm not mad atcha. Canada should be rightfully proud of you and your calm, measured ways.

Fauxie said:

Start with me and let's see what happens.

jerseykrs said:

It's wonderful that now and again you have fleeting relations with women. Brother, you deserve it. You are an inspiration for men everywhere who've been in failed marriages. No matter how bitter you get, you contain those feelings here on the org and never give your kids anything but whole-hearted, unconditional love and support. You are a champion, jerseykrs. And you like hip-hop, which keeps you young and with your finger relatively on the pulse.

Fauxie said:

Hi there handsome! Your breakfast sounds great except the egg...actually I would love to just have some green tea right now. I am sick- sore throat...

Hope you have a great day!

jerseykrs said:

This thread has Imago written all over it.... you can't tease his ass anymore... a great step to show your new attitude is to give in to Dan's desires...

I your nicer threads, fauxie.

pardonme4livin said:

JustErin said:

Can't I start with the easy ones first?

I'm kidding of course. You're very easy. You have a wicked sense of humour and generally mordacious way that is endearing in its own way if you get it. I'm pretty sure I get it.

I love this thread.

Shanti1 said:

Thank you. It's started very well so far, considering my breakfast and the early indications of this thread's performance.

I hope your throat feels better soon. Try drinking some hot bovril with a teaspoon of English mustard mixed in.

Imago said:

What?

pardonme4livin said:

Imago said:

Ahhh hey.... I thought I was doing you a favor Dan....

CarrieMpls said:

And I love your avatar. Also, do you wear boots? Like Doc Martin boots? Whenever I see them I think of you for whatever reason. It's surely a good thing. You're cheeky and generally well-meaning.

jerseykrs said:

I knew you did. This thread is like your children in the sense that you may initially hurl vulgar four-letter expletives at it, but ultimately your heart is in the right place and your true colours show.

Fauxie said:

My first pair of favoritest boots ever were green Doc Martens!
I currently have 3 pairs of black boots, but none are Doc Martens. But similar styles.

pardonme4livin said:

I can tease his ass as much I want, thank you, but I do understand and appreciate your concerns. He has hair trigger... feelings... and I should be careful about what I say around him. Thanks for your contribution.

CarrieMpls said:

Made up words aside, that's really great. They fit your personality. I hope you'll never stop wearing boots similar in style to Doc Martens, even when you're old and probably no more than a bad cold away from being dead. Keep rockin' the boots Carrie.

Fauxie said:

OMG, I wasn't sure I was ever going to get a chance to post this picture of my ass again.

Thanks for que http://www.danonderdonk.c...7booty.gif

Imago said:

That could be anything. I'm not sure I should click on it.

just when i thought i was getting to have far too many posts, someone always reminds me it could be worse.

thanks nick

evenstar3 said:

You're welcome. I worked out the average and it's around 20 posts a day, so it could be even worse. Most of my posts are filler, it has to be said.

I won't pad this post out by saying nice things to you because I started a whole thread for that, but I will say that if it weren't for people like you there wouldn't be quite as many posts around here.