Where you deprived of toys as a kid, hence the holes in your pockets to rattle your mon-K?

Aerogram said:

It makes me smile and sometimes I like to cover for the fact that my hair looks like that of Ronald McDonald.

Aerogram said:

I had far too many toys as a kid and it made me not appreciate anything.

Can Quantum physics be applied to bass playing?

Do you think Rasputin was poisoned?

Aerogram said:

Yes, it can... but the results are merely theoretical.

Oh and is it true Rasp was huge?

Aerogram said:

I think that Rasputin was a space monkey from the planet Gleenfalmen and I defy anyone to prove me wrong.

Look at my avatar and tell me what you see. Remember, there are no wrong answers.

How cum Autumn Sonata is one of your fave Bergmans?

Aerogram said:

Your avatar looks like a Martian who is pissed off because he has a volleyball stuck in his mouth and the lack of oxygen has given him a raging hard-on.

Why are you so competitive?

Aerogram said:

Because I like stark drama... yet I prefer "The Seventh Seal."

Aerogram said:

I am only competitive in the international masturbation challenge.

IceNine said:

I can't believe it... Icenine, you managed to stay sane despite your background. Very lucid.

I think I can safely put away my DSM-IV and declare you sound of mind.

IceNine said:

Persona is the best movie about symbiosis ever done. Plus the photography was hugely influential.

Aerogram said:

Thank you, kind sir! I am glad that I have passed these tests and have been judged sane. I will now slam my cock and balls into a waffle iron.

IceNine said:

I had to check my manual to see if there was such a thing as excessive masturbation, but I think they took that out last year.

Aerogram said:

A fine point... why is it not on DVD yet? or is it?

How does it feel to be so close to the 5000 mark? What is the future?

Aerogram said:

They could consider me a sex addict, as I really enjoy fucking and I have been known to jack it fairly often.

IceNine said:

No it's not... Too bad. They are really slow with Bergman, compared to Fellini for isntance.

They're probably waiting for him to drop dead.
[This message was edited Fri Sep 6 11:42:55 PDT 2002 by Aerogram]

Aerogram said:

Yeah... they are pretty fucking slow... I don't get it. Bergman is great.

At least you can get a lot of Woody Allen stuff on DVD!

4,996 posts now... going for 5,000...

It will happen... on this thread... yeah, baby!

The new movie version of "The Time Machine" is on right now... it is really friggin' horrible... and I mean that. What a stinker.

I am considering super gluing some swim fins to my feet and pretending to be a highly-evolved duck.

I would shoot myself if I ever wore a baseball cap sideways and left the tag on it.

722 and aint said nuttin...

IceNine said:

CONGRATULATIONS!