I sometimes suffer from feminine itching.

Is it so wrong that I like to wash my cock and balls in a goldfish bowl? The fish seem to be okay with it...

I thought this was after the mania...

Old MacDonald sittin' on a bench... hittin' his dick with a monkey wrench... missed his dick and hit his balls... jumped clean out of his overalls!

I guess I was wrong.

A little bathroom humor:

Here I sit in silent bliss
Listening to the trickling piss
Now and then a fart is heard
Cutting through a stinking turd

In fact, I think this thread is wrong in a system-administrator kind of vibe.

More bathroom humor:

Here I sit all broken hearted, paid a dime and only farted.

Less than 80 posts before Icenine reaches 5000!

Aerogram said:

Work with me here... somebody asked how it was possible to have 4500 posts... this is how you do it.

Aerogram said:

Yes!!!

You can realize your dreams!

Q: Why are my eyes always red and watery after sex?

A: Mace

IceNine said:

Don't reveal all your trade secrets.

My head looks just exactly like a casaba melon with hair... I don't know why this is, but it is a fact.

Aerogram said:

Oh, fudge... you are right...

Disregard my previous post

So... some cannibals are eating a missionary and one of the cannibals says... "hey chief I'm having a ball..." and the chief says "Well slow down, you're eating too fast."

If humans were asexual, would telling someone to go fuck themselves still be an insult?

Rhinoplasty is a good word

If Judas Priest, Iron Maiden and Prince did an album together, what would the price of a share of Microsoft cost?

Sometimes a man just NEEDS some good lovin' down by the fire... unfortunately his clothes will sometimes catch on fire and singe his ball hairs...

Am I the only one on here who has dipped their cock in hot wax, dipped it in finely shredded paper, disguised it as a pinata and let neighborhood kids beat it with a stick?

Worshipping Satan can be a fulfilling and heart-warming experience... one can not explain the love that you feel when flaying another human being in the name of the dark lord.

I was once arrested for dressing up as a chicken on President's day.

Shoplifting is okay as long as you lift the items with your buttocks...

My hair is so oily that I could use it to lube a mid-sized sedan.

I am honing my skills for an exciting career as a fry cook.

I was thrown off a golf course for washing my balls too much... it appears that those machines are only for "golf" balls... who knew?

If I was a serial killer, I would treat my victims to a nice meal of horse testicles before killing them with a brick of swiss cheese.

"not so BAD"
"BAD words"
i haven't even posted in this thread, and my name is gettin bandied about...
WHAT HAVE I DONE???

Post Mania... I thought that this fucking thread was about Raisin Bran... little did I know...

Now I will go masturbate with bacon grease.