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PrintableBattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: I think I can make it, by god!!!
Wish me luck! GOOD LUCK!  Thank you again!!! Let's see if we can get at least 300 responses on this intelligent and intellectual thread! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: I think that the world is filled with people who really like to sniff the underwear of obese women who rarely bathe, but these people are too afraid to admit it and thus cheat themselves out of the pleasure of life. To these people I say... "Sniff away!"
Speaking of obesity, I have an idea. Tell me if you think it'll work, sir: I have a George Foreman grill. Now, the advertisements clearly say, it's supposed to get the fat out! If I put a fat person on my George Foreman, will it, you know, get the fat out?! -------
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IceNine said: I think that the world is filled with people who really like to sniff the underwear of obese women who rarely bathe, but these people are too afraid to admit it and thus cheat themselves out of the pleasure of life. To these people I say... "Sniff away!"
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: I think that the world is filled with people who really like to sniff the underwear of obese women who rarely bathe, but these people are too afraid to admit it and thus cheat themselves out of the pleasure of life. To these people I say... "Sniff away!"
Speaking of obesity, I have an idea. Tell me if you think it'll work, sir: I have a George Foreman grill. Now, the advertisements clearly say, it's supposed to get the fat out! If I put a fat person on my George Foreman, will it, you know, get the fat out?! I think that this idea is worth trying... please let me know the results. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Sometimes a 19 year old girl can look like a 20 year old girl whereas a 21 year old girl can sometimes look like a 20 year old guy, depending upon the haircut.
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AnotherLoverHolenYoHead said: IceNine said: I think that the world is filled with people who really like to sniff the underwear of obese women who rarely bathe, but these people are too afraid to admit it and thus cheat themselves out of the pleasure of life. To these people I say... "Sniff away!"
Now I'm going to have nightmares I'm sorry... how about we just talk about fat men's todgers? SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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AnotherLoverHolenYoHead said: IceNine said: Sometimes a 19 year old girl can look like a 20 year old girl whereas a 21 year old girl can sometimes look like a 20 year old guy, depending upon the haircut.
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: I think that the world is filled with people who really like to sniff the underwear of obese women who rarely bathe, but these people are too afraid to admit it and thus cheat themselves out of the pleasure of life. To these people I say... "Sniff away!"
Speaking of obesity, I have an idea. Tell me if you think it'll work, sir: I have a George Foreman grill. Now, the advertisements clearly say, it's supposed to get the fat out! If I put a fat person on my George Foreman, will it, you know, get the fat out?! I think that this idea is worth trying... please let me know the results. Bed time. Keep up the good work, dearest. I'll try it tomorrow. I'll take my George Foreman, and grease trey to school, and find some expendable fat kid...I'll certainly let you know! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: I think that the world is filled with people who really like to sniff the underwear of obese women who rarely bathe, but these people are too afraid to admit it and thus cheat themselves out of the pleasure of life. To these people I say... "Sniff away!"
Speaking of obesity, I have an idea. Tell me if you think it'll work, sir: I have a George Foreman grill. Now, the advertisements clearly say, it's supposed to get the fat out! If I put a fat person on my George Foreman, will it, you know, get the fat out?! I think that this idea is worth trying... please let me know the results. Bed time. Keep up the good work, dearest. I'll try it tomorrow. I'll take my George Foreman, and grease trey to school, and find some expendable fat kid...I'll certainly let you know! Good luck in Spanish class! Don't pass any love notes  SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: I think that the world is filled with people who really like to sniff the underwear of obese women who rarely bathe, but these people are too afraid to admit it and thus cheat themselves out of the pleasure of life. To these people I say... "Sniff away!"
Speaking of obesity, I have an idea. Tell me if you think it'll work, sir: I have a George Foreman grill. Now, the advertisements clearly say, it's supposed to get the fat out! If I put a fat person on my George Foreman, will it, you know, get the fat out?! I think that this idea is worth trying... please let me know the results. Bed time. Keep up the good work, dearest. I'll try it tomorrow. I'll take my George Foreman, and grease trey to school, and find some expendable fat kid...I'll certainly let you know! Good luck in Spanish class! Don't pass any love notes Who passes love notes? Surely you're not speaking about me! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: I think that the world is filled with people who really like to sniff the underwear of obese women who rarely bathe, but these people are too afraid to admit it and thus cheat themselves out of the pleasure of life. To these people I say... "Sniff away!"
Speaking of obesity, I have an idea. Tell me if you think it'll work, sir: I have a George Foreman grill. Now, the advertisements clearly say, it's supposed to get the fat out! If I put a fat person on my George Foreman, will it, you know, get the fat out?! I think that this idea is worth trying... please let me know the results. Bed time. Keep up the good work, dearest. I'll try it tomorrow. I'll take my George Foreman, and grease trey to school, and find some expendable fat kid...I'll certainly let you know! Good luck in Spanish class! Don't pass any love notes Who passes love notes? Surely you're not speaking about me! :LOL: Damn that SalaciousV :LOL: SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: Why do tuna sandwiches constantly tell me what to do?
97 to go!  -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: Why do tuna sandwiches constantly tell me what to do?
97 to go! I can do it!!! I think I can, I think I can, I think I can!!! SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: I think that the world is filled with people who really like to sniff the underwear of obese women who rarely bathe, but these people are too afraid to admit it and thus cheat themselves out of the pleasure of life. To these people I say... "Sniff away!"
Speaking of obesity, I have an idea. Tell me if you think it'll work, sir: I have a George Foreman grill. Now, the advertisements clearly say, it's supposed to get the fat out! If I put a fat person on my George Foreman, will it, you know, get the fat out?! I think that this idea is worth trying... please let me know the results. Bed time. Keep up the good work, dearest. I'll try it tomorrow. I'll take my George Foreman, and grease trey to school, and find some expendable fat kid...I'll certainly let you know! Good luck in Spanish class! Don't pass any love notes Who passes love notes? Surely you're not speaking about me! :LOL: Damn that SalaciousV :LOL: That's right! Damn her, damn her straight to Mexican Hell! -------
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BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: BattierBeMyDaddy said: IceNine said: I think that the world is filled with people who really like to sniff the underwear of obese women who rarely bathe, but these people are too afraid to admit it and thus cheat themselves out of the pleasure of life. To these people I say... "Sniff away!"
Speaking of obesity, I have an idea. Tell me if you think it'll work, sir: I have a George Foreman grill. Now, the advertisements clearly say, it's supposed to get the fat out! If I put a fat person on my George Foreman, will it, you know, get the fat out?! I think that this idea is worth trying... please let me know the results. Bed time. Keep up the good work, dearest. I'll try it tomorrow. I'll take my George Foreman, and grease trey to school, and find some expendable fat kid...I'll certainly let you know! Good luck in Spanish class! Don't pass any love notes Who passes love notes? Surely you're not speaking about me! :LOL: Damn that SalaciousV :LOL: That's right! Damn her, damn her straight to Mexican Hell! Yeah! Or... ask her to tell you how to say very dirty things in Spanish... I would opt for number 2. SUPERJOINT RITUAL - http://www.superjointritual.com
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