you can take mine for a nominal fee.

Ew! That's obnoxious. Are you an only child?

She told me my biological clock was ticking and the we (she and I) needed to go down to the sperm bank. She even told me which race to choose She said if I wanted my children to know her and do things with her, I had better get to it because she was getting old. She had casually mentioned this before, but she was dead serious this time. WTF, as if I already don't feel this on my own she just has to twist the knife. I find this amusing and sad at the same time. To hell with my life. She needs a granddaughter NOW!

What's a girl to do

adopt. that will really kill em

By any chance did she also tell you to pack a sack lunch for the guilt trip she was taking you on?

you're telling me NOW?????

cborgman said:

I told her I was going to adopt a child from Africa after my stint in the peace corps. She was like "No."

abierman said:

You can always freeze the goods with dry ice and ship it over

cborgman said:

I told her I was going to adopt a child from Africa after my stint in the peace corps. She was like "No."

She told me my biological clock was ticking and the we (she and I) needed to go down to the sperm bank. She even told me which race to choose She said if I wanted my children to know her and do things with her, I had better get to it because she was getting old. She had casually mentioned this before, but she was dead serious this time. WTF, as if I already don't feel this on my own she just has to twist the knife. I find this amusing and sad at the same time. To hell with my life. She needs a granddaughter NOW!

What's a girl to do

Janfriend said:

How about faking a doctors note that you are barren so she can't expect anything from you until you are ready to do it

Janfriend said:

How about faking a doctors note that you are barren so she can't expect anything from you until you are ready to do it

Strike a deal with her. If she gives you another sibling, you'll give her a granddaughter.

Janfriend said:

that would spoil the fun too much, and you know it!!!!

my mom is kinda like that, but really annoying. asking me "when are you going to have sex? you better not turn into a lesbian. are you going to have kids. You're going to become a nun."

I visit other message boards than just Prince.org, and the content posted on those ones isn't necessarily the most politically correct. It's important for people to see what is floating around the net. Besides, I already saw footage of women having intercourse with dogs by the age of seven or eight.

It has nothing to with this thread, but I mean, just look at the stuff people post on threads that I have started.

novabrkr said:

Well that is tragic and I am sorry... Do you blame your mother and or father for having had seen such footage and is that why you placed it at her feet?

Do you find it relevent to compare what people are placing on your threads with messed up humans and animal abuse?

unlucky7 said:

...wow...

Does your mom hate lesbians?

i guess i'm in the minority when it comes to stuff like this...my dad (or any other relative, for that matter) has never given me any sort of talk or request that i have kids.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

You're still in your early 20's, right?

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

That's horrible. I have ovulation problems now that I'm trying to correct. I would never curse myself like that. I want children and she knows this

Janfriend said:

First, I was only kidding. Second, you said you found it sad that she was hounding you about this. But it sounds like you have no problems with her request so why even create this thread then