"Does masturbation count as sex?"

"Err, I suppose it depends on Who you are"



If it's not a tasteless topic, then let's talk about it.

You first!

yes

Fauxie said:

Fauxie said:

You know, the bananadance never gets old.

Well if prince can sing and perform it on stage, why can't you type about anomynously about it?
The web is world wide, not only north american
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thedribbler said:

You don't have an avatar

thedribbler said:

I sooooo need to delete my account.....

why "thedribbler"?

ufoclub said:

I think it's obvious.

ufoclub said:

Because starting my account here I didn't know what I was wanting 2 say, 'still don't. Drizzlin' dribble. I might change it soon.

thedribbler said:

Cut your losses and we'll say no more about it.

[ - Nik]

Fauxie said:

Tough guy!

thedribbler said:

Yeah. does your name having anything to do with the subject of the thread?

july said:

I wasn't conscious of a connection, I don't Know.

It's good 2 know that some simple things r still highly taboo on the site. Gives us something 2 play with. I wonder how tightly princes butt cheeks r clenched when He's walkin' around just bein' himself.

I'll start.

I try to remember to masturbate daily. At least there shouldn't be more than three days between each (self-commissioned) act - otherwise I'll start doing incredibly stupid things and speaking incredible garbage to women.

No, seriously. It's not really for enjoyment at all anyomore, it's a necessity. Also keeping yourself relatively satisfied keeps you wasting money on porn, phonesex or going to strip joints, or whatever males are inclined to do when their minds aren't functioning right.

A sober response from bugs

the emancipation song would have been better if he was clebrating unconditional self-love!

Are you the person that said I get on your nerves?

Who are you?

That Des Puese fellow?

SureThing said:

I didn't mention any names, did I?

novabrkr said:

I missed you when you weren't around.

its like starving and someone giving you a cracker.

thedribbler said:

I just went and looked.

Yes, it was you. You said on that 'Do you feel appreciated thread' that I get on your nerves.

Whats up with that?

SureThing said:

That was sometime ago.
It's nothin' personal, you're just so lost in your adoration of P. that I've hardly ever read something sensible or entertaining from you, the tune gets a little tedious for some, me 4 1.
I don't mean 2 offend.

brownsugar said:

? I can make myself cum quicker then any girl can. I dont knock sex though, but just sayin'. Also, I even get bored if iam pumping too long. If iam sweating though, after only a few minutes, then thats a good sign iam doing my job LOL. Nasty but true.

Whoever invented masturbation was a genius.

thedribbler said:

I'm thinking you have me mixed up with somebody else. "Dribbler".

I hope so!

thedribbler said:

You hope so, WHAT?

thedribbler said:

He means that in the nicest possible way Dani... you're fucking annoying....man up and deal with it gurl!