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fantasyislander said: retina said: Yes, that is exactly why it would be embarrassing. If an old man farts in the street you don't have to worry about it since you're never going to go anywhere near his asshole. But if you or your partner farts, the area down there that was once associated only with sex, will now be associated with stinky fumes too. Not the sexiest combination, I'd say.  i don't forget where pee comes from when i'm down there. and it's not like i'm talking about farting DURING sex. (that, i think, would be embarrassing, but i'd probably laugh it off and the embarrassment would "hopefully" pass after a bit) you KNOW what that area is used for. what difference does it make?  You just don't want to be reminded of it, that's all. You can both hear and smell a fart, so the only way that a comparison with pee would be reasonable would be if you actually heard or saw them pee and could smell it. And that's not very common unless you join them in the bathroom. | |
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jerseykrs said: I've gone down on TWO chicks my whole life.
That's because you're a lazy, selfish fuck. | |
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JustErin said: jerseykrs said: I've gone down on TWO chicks my whole life.
That's because you're a lazy, selfish fuck.  | |
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JustErin said: jerseykrs said: I've gone down on TWO chicks my whole life.
That's because you're a lazy, selfish fuck.  | |
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jerseykrs said: I've gone down on TWO chicks my whole life.
Spats???? | |
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jerseykrs said: I've gone down on TWO chicks my whole life.
Suddenly u can't keep quiet, huh? At the start of this thread u were trying to impress everybody with your prudishness. What's gotten into u? | |
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When she swallows. | |
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Illustrator said: When she swallows.
...dribbler. | |
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Illustrator said: Illustrator said: When she swallows.
...dribbler. swallowing is important 2 me. I wrote a song about it once. | |
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thedribbler said: At the start of this thread u were trying to impress everybody with your prudishness.
oh jesus, take a joke.  | |
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jerseykrs said: thedribbler said: At the start of this thread u were trying to impress everybody with your prudishness.
oh jesus, take a joke. | |
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jerseykrs said: thedribbler said: At the start of this thread u were trying to impress everybody with your prudishness.
oh jesus, take a joke. I can take a joke, I don't know about jesus, but u weren't joking. | |
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So we're agreed that Bush lied!
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thedribbler said: jerseykrs said: oh jesus, take a joke. I can take a joke, I don't know about jesus, but u weren't joking. Here you go then:  The Normal Whores Club | |
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just a minute who's this mcdonald fella.
I know he had a farm but who was he really | |
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thedribbler said: jerseykrs said: oh jesus, take a joke. I can take a joke, I don't know about jesus, but u weren't joking. Jersey is a TOTAL prude. | |
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jerseykrs said: I've gone down on TWO chicks my whole life.
At the same time?.....nice!!!!! M MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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JustErin said: thedribbler said: I can take a joke, I don't know about jesus, but u weren't joking. Jersey is a TOTAL prude.  | |
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retina said: A couple I know used to do their bathroom routines at the same time in the same room, i.e. one of them might floss or get rid of nose hairs while the other was using the toilet. They eventually got so grossed out by each other that they could no longer have sex.
Weird 
The master has seen me turned inside out 3 times and ripped to shreds, and strangely enough he still desires me. I don't fart in front of him any more through, I figure why make things unpleasant when they don't need to be? | |
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How on earth do prudes get intimate?
Maybe it's the time o day bot I can't imagine it. It's beyond my scope of perception, I'm ready 2 agree that intimacy between prudes may very well exist. | |
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thedribbler said: How on earth do prudes get intimate?
Maybe it's the time o day bot I can't imagine it. It's beyond my scope of perception, I'm ready 2 agree that intimacy between prudes may very well exist. Define prude. Some people are prudish in public because they consider sex to be private. That doesn't mean they don't turn into wild animals once privacy has been secured. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: thedribbler said: How on earth do prudes get intimate?
Maybe it's the time o day bot I can't imagine it. It's beyond my scope of perception, I'm ready 2 agree that intimacy between prudes may very well exist. Define prude. Some people are prudish in public because they consider sex to be private. That doesn't mean they don't turn into wild animals once privacy has been secured. I agree with u there, but there r some folk that r also prude. during the act of lovemakin'. I think they often wish that the act wouldn't take so long, so they can get back to a safer place. | |
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FunkMistress said: fantasyislander said: if you're just talking about friends, for me it's open-door peeing. i'm totally an open-door pee-er! when my close (female) friends are at my house and we're having a convo and i have to go bad, i'll just keep talking to you. 
My closest girls and I will pee, shower, brush teeth, change clothes, all without interrupting the flow of conversation for a second. I don't care at all if other people pee in front of me, but I can't do it. I have never, ever peed in the presence of a significant other. And I lived with my husband for almost 10 years.
One of the few things I really dislike about being with a woman is that she can use the same public restroom as me. I hate it. I don't like going to the restroom with other people. I'm SUCH a psycho. But I'm fine with the rest of it. I have no problem changing clothes around my close friends, or having 'em walk into the bathroom while I'm taking a bath or whatever. When I was a kid I couldn't stand it, but I've gotten comfy with my body at this point. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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FunkMistress said: SureThing said:
It's true though. I bet most girls have suck double the amount of dicks than have had guys eat them out. 
Really? Straight girls are crazy. Word. Head Street ain't one-way in my town. Fuck. oh noes, prince is gonna soo me!!1! | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: FunkMistress said:
Really? Straight girls are crazy. Word. Head Street ain't one-way in my town. Fuck. The Normal Whores Club | |
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FunkMistress said: HereToRockYourWorld said: Word. Head Street ain't one-way in my town. Fuck. I've got more than gratitude for them straight girls who do... OH! | |
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