What, pray tell, is the 1st sign of intimacy in a close relationship?



Seriously and funny enough, I think it's farting without any embarassment.
I might b wrong, which is why I'm asking.

Y'know one shouldn't take it too far; a fella' down't pub, the other night told me it leads to haemorroids (see I can't even spell it!)
I'm trying 2 write a book on it.

When Dick meets Bush.



(Hey, I'm jusy trying to keep this in this forum!)

2the9s said:

Or when dick shoots you in the face

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SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

Or when Dick and Bush illegally invade Iraq and lie about their reasons for doing so!

2the9s said:

Thanx!! u made me laugh!

2the9s said:

You just had to go and ruin a good thing

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

....AND COMES OUT YOUR NOSE!!!


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thedribbler said:

Uhm...guys do that all the time or are you telling me my buddies want to fuck me?

2the9s said:

first sign of intimacy?
it was for me, physically, the type of kiss where he caresses your face, as if you're fragile...

emotionally, when we're able to talk about things that we're even ashamed of, but not afraid to let the other know what's up

SammiJ said:

i agree with that too...when you can talk about things you usually keep from everyone else.

eikonoklastes said:

usually I don't for a very long time, if at all. I don't hear other people do it, although I get the impression people feel comfortable around me. Maybe your siuation is the exception.

maybe farting aloud, without embarassment signifies the end of intimacy!
There must b some reason 2 all this farting around!

thedribbler said:

I actually hate farting, like too much of it, when guys think it's funny.

I just think it's retarded.

I do fart on my husband, whenever I can though, and he does it to me. It's like a game.

Were kinda gay like that.

not being afraid to discuss your own weaknesses and fears

SureThing said:

july said:

omg. that is just wrong.



but what does she have to do with intimacy?

DanceWme said:

Seriously. It's sooo lame.

Like, he'll be laying on the couch.

And I'll walk up to him and leave a silent one, and be like "Have you seen the remote" and walk away.

Then like 5 seconds later he's like YOU ASS!

SureThing said:

Thats sweet!

When she starts calling me instead of just sending text messages.

SureThing said:

I have an entirely different perspective of you now...

pardonme4livin said:

I knew that would make me even more un hot to some.

When i'm in the shower and he's on the toilet

DanceWme said:

I STILL won't allow that.

A couple I know used to do their bathroom routines at the same time in the same room, i.e. one of them might floss or get rid of nose hairs while the other was using the toilet. They eventually got so grossed out by each other that they could no longer have sex.

SureThing said:

Well for those of us who thought you DIDN'T belong in a po-dunk town in PA... we stand corrected....

if you're having sex with the person, shouldn't you already feel intimate with them?? i mean, there's nothing closer than that.

DanceWme said:

WTF, you must have posted that while I was writing my post. What a coincidence.