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The Perfect Wal-Mart Greeter A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice."  | |
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Damn.  | |
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 niceclever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Oh god, that sounds like boys from my high school would say. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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Ouch!
"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood...NOBODY!"
johnart says: "I'm THE shit" | |
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 Wake up children, dance the dance electric... there isn't much time.... who farted?  ...was it u?  | |
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I like that one.. | |
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TMPletz said: A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the kids, she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing. The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?" "No," replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice." Thats GOOD! | |
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THAT MAKING FUN OF MEAN PEOPLE OR UGLY PEOPLE? POOK CONFUSED P o o |/, P o o |\ | |
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