If Head and shoulders made a dandruff shampoo for your crotch would it be called "Balls and Thigh"?

I wanted to name my son Dante "Funk Dr Spock" but his mother disapproved...

There is a guy at work that looks like Rick Schroder from Silver Spoons...I always walk past him singing the theme song..."Here we are...face to face...a couple of silver spoons...."

When I order a pizza delivered to my house I like to act all excited like the guys in the pizza commercials to see the look on the drivers face.

Am I the only one that when riding in a taxi I start singing "Take me home" by Phil Collins as loud as I can to baffle and confuse the poor immigrant cab driver so I don't have to pay?


I think James Earl Jones looks like Rick James in that Conan movie he did...




Thusla DOOOOOMMMMM

Im bored....

EverSoulicious said:

Sinister said:

You really need to stop referring to yourself in third person.

pardonme4livin said:

Sinister said:

Do you also notice in the commercials that the motherfuckers never pay for their pizzas too.

Next time, just collect your pizza from the delivery driver, smile... and then close the fucking door

DanceWme said:

retina said:

senik said:

I also drink soda in the park and act like I just won a championship...

Sinister said:

Nah.....

.....More like "Scrub and Come"

pardonme4livin said:

Steadwood said:

But would it still give that "tingle" that shows it working?

Sinister said:

I hope so...

...Adds a whole new dimension to "Not tonight dear...I'm washing my hair"

... <-- Washing Hair

Sinister said:

Whenever I finish showering at work or after gym I stand in front of the large mirror, drying my knackers, talking to my reflection about the fantastic new brand of Talc I'm about to apply. The others guys just walk on by, oblivious





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Steadwood said:

See that is why I like you...you went there...I tried not to do it but you did it...you brought the joke to a whole new dirty level...Though...they could do an Herbal Essence version for women...with the moaning women commerial and all..

senik said:

I often talk to co-workers about erectile dysfunction and what I take to deal with it...talking off into the distance as if a camera was there...

Sinister said:

he was naughty all right

hang on! i have a random thought oo!

WHY do they call it 'toe jam'?? that crud that collects between the toes of an unwashed foot?


'jam' implies like straweberries and raspberries, something nice to spread on toast.

why not call it 'toe smegma' instead?

Sinister said:

Yes.... I know what you mean....The "orgasmic" range

XxAxX said:

You mean "Marmite"

XxAxX said:

I think they should make a new medical term for it...K-Fed

Steadwood said:

omg they already did! it was on TV a while ago, like in the movie when harry met sally.

ther was an actual advert where the women having her hair lathered and shampooed had the TV equivalent of a mini-O



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Steadwood said:

i heard that marmite is actually quite good for you and delicious too. or, at least an acquired taste. toe jam couldn't really be compared, now could it?


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Sinister said:

Co-workers often tell me about their erectile dysfunction whilst talking off into the distance as if a camera was filmimg them.

The sad fuckers. I just pretend to listen but really ignore them.

XxAxX said:

I want my Royalties

XxAxX said:

It's ok in Gravy I suppose

...Toe jam probably tastes better

Steadwood said:

ok here's another random thought.

how come dentures aren't fancier? why don't they sport gold teeth, or sharklike teeth or even musical teeth? or come with little teeth compartment where a person could store pills and such?

how come no one has really worked the concept of dentures???

Steadwood said:

and you should have them!!!!