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Sinister's random thoughts cause he's bored thread If Head and shoulders made a dandruff shampoo for your crotch would it be called "Balls and Thigh"?
I wanted to name my son Dante "Funk Dr Spock" but his mother disapproved... There is a guy at work that looks like Rick Schroder from Silver Spoons...I always walk past him singing the theme song..."Here we are...face to face...a couple of silver spoons...." When I order a pizza delivered to my house I like to act all excited like the guys in the pizza commercials to see the look on the drivers face. Am I the only one that when riding in a taxi I start singing "Take me home" by Phil Collins as loud as I can to baffle and confuse the poor immigrant cab driver so I don't have to pay? I think James Earl Jones looks like Rick James in that Conan movie he did... Thusla DOOOOOMMMMM Im bored.... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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EverSoulicious said: clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: EverSoulicious said: | |
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You really need to stop referring to yourself in third person. | |
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Sinister said: When I order a pizza delivered to my house I like to act all excited like the guys in the pizza commercials to see the look on the drivers face.
Do you also notice in the commercials that the motherfuckers never pay for their pizzas too. Next time, just collect your pizza from the delivery driver, smile... and then close the fucking door "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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retina said: You really need to stop referring to yourself in third person.
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senik said: Sinister said: When I order a pizza delivered to my house I like to act all excited like the guys in the pizza commercials to see the look on the drivers face.
Do you also notice in the commercials that the motherfuckers never pay for their pizzas too. Next time, just collect your pizza from the delivery driver, smile... and then close the fucking door I also drink soda in the park and act like I just won a championship... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: If Head and shoulders made a dandruff shampoo for your crotch would it be called "Balls and Thigh"?
Nah..... .....More like "Scrub and Come" | |
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pardonme4livin said: clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Steadwood said: Sinister said: If Head and shoulders made a dandruff shampoo for your crotch would it be called "Balls and Thigh"?
Nah..... .....More like "Scrub and Come" But would it still give that "tingle" that shows it working? clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Steadwood said: Nah..... .....More like "Scrub and Come" But would it still give that "tingle" that shows it working? I hope so... ...Adds a whole new dimension to "Not tonight dear...I'm washing my hair" ... <-- Washing Hair | |
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Sinister said: senik said: Do you also notice in the commercials that the motherfuckers never pay for their pizzas too. Next time, just collect your pizza from the delivery driver, smile... and then close the fucking door I also drink soda in the park and act like I just won a championship... Whenever I finish showering at work or after gym I stand in front of the large mirror, drying my knackers, talking to my reflection about the fantastic new brand of Talc I'm about to apply. The others guys just walk on by, oblivious '...Sleepy ass tired bad spelling' edit [Edited 1/15/07 16:17pm] "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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Steadwood said: Sinister said: But would it still give that "tingle" that shows it working? I hope so... ...Adds a whole new dimension to "Not tonight dear...I'm washing my hair" ... <-- Washing Hair See that is why I like you...you went there...I tried not to do it but you did it...you brought the joke to a whole new dirty level...Though...they could do an Herbal Essence version for women...with the moaning women commerial and all.. clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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senik said: Sinister said: I also drink soda in the park and act like I just won a championship... Went ever I finish showering at work or after gym I stand in front of the large mirror, drying my knackers, talking to my reflection about the fantastic new brand of Talc I'm about to apply. The others guys just walk on by, oblivious I often talk to co-workers about erectile dysfunction and what I take to deal with it...talking off into the distance as if a camera was there... clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Sinister said: Steadwood said: I hope so... ...Adds a whole new dimension to "Not tonight dear...I'm washing my hair" ... <-- Washing Hair See that is why I like you...you went there...I tried not to do it but you did it...you brought the joke to a whole new dirty level...Though...they could do an Herbal Essence version for women...with the moaning women commerial and all.. he was naughty all right | |
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hang on! i have a random thought oo!
WHY do they call it 'toe jam'?? that crud that collects between the toes of an unwashed foot? 'jam' implies like straweberries and raspberries, something nice to spread on toast. why not call it 'toe smegma' instead? | |
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Sinister said: Steadwood said: I hope so... ...Adds a whole new dimension to "Not tonight dear...I'm washing my hair" ... <-- Washing Hair See that is why I like you...you went there...I tried not to do it but you did it...you brought the joke to a whole new dirty level...Though...they could do an Herbal Essence version for women...with the moaning women commerial and all.. Yes.... I know what you mean....The "orgasmic" range | |
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XxAxX said: hang on! i have a random thought oo!
WHY do they call it 'toe jam'?? that crud that collects between the toes of an unwashed foot? 'jam' implies like straweberries and raspberries, something nice to spread on toast. why not call it 'toe smegma' instead? You mean "Marmite" | |
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XxAxX said: hang on! i have a random thought oo!
WHY do they call it 'toe jam'?? that crud that collects between the toes of an unwashed foot? 'jam' implies like straweberries and raspberries, something nice to spread on toast. why not call it 'toe smegma' instead? I think they should make a new medical term for it...K-Fed clever clever quotation - attention getting quote - sad yet witty remark - look at me! Im deep quote- song lyric about my ex cause that bitch stole my mp3 player! - line from movie I liked - Prince lyric - not very clever sig mocking other sigs | |
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Steadwood said: Sinister said: See that is why I like you...you went there...I tried not to do it but you did it...you brought the joke to a whole new dirty level...Though...they could do an Herbal Essence version for women...with the moaning women commerial and all.. Yes.... I know what you mean....The "orgasmic" range omg they already did! it was on TV a while ago, like in the movie when harry met sally. ther was an actual advert where the women having her hair lathered and shampooed had the TV equivalent of a mini-O OUTside the quote edit [Edited 1/15/07 16:18pm] | |
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Steadwood said: XxAxX said: hang on! i have a random thought oo!
WHY do they call it 'toe jam'?? that crud that collects between the toes of an unwashed foot? 'jam' implies like straweberries and raspberries, something nice to spread on toast. why not call it 'toe smegma' instead? You mean "Marmite" i heard that marmite is actually quite good for you and delicious too. or, at least an acquired taste. toe jam couldn't really be compared, now could it? you know what edit [Edited 1/15/07 16:20pm] | |
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Sinister said: senik said: Went ever I finish showering at work or after gym I stand in front of the large mirror, drying my knackers, talking to my reflection about the fantastic new brand of Talc I'm about to apply. The others guys just walk on by, oblivious I often talk to co-workers about erectile dysfunction and what I take to deal with it...talking off into the distance as if a camera was there... Co-workers often tell me about their erectile dysfunction whilst talking off into the distance as if a camera was filmimg them. The sad fuckers. I just pretend to listen but really ignore them. "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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XxAxX said: Steadwood said: Yes.... I know what you mean....The "orgasmic" range omg they already did! it was on TV a while ago, like in the movie when harry met sally. ther was an actual advert where the women having her hair lathered and shampooed had the TV equivalent of a mini-O OUTside the quote edit [Edited 1/15/07 16:18pm] I want my Royalties | |
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XxAxX said: Steadwood said: You mean "Marmite" i heard that marmite is actually quite good for you and delicious too. or, at least an acquired taste. toe jam couldn't really be compared, now could it? you know what edit [Edited 1/15/07 16:20pm] It's ok in Gravy I suppose ...Toe jam probably tastes better | |
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Steadwood said: XxAxX said: i heard that marmite is actually quite good for you and delicious too. or, at least an acquired taste. toe jam couldn't really be compared, now could it? you know what edit [Edited 1/15/07 16:20pm] It's ok in Gravy I suppose ...Toe jam probably tastes better ok here's another random thought. how come dentures aren't fancier? why don't they sport gold teeth, or sharklike teeth or even musical teeth? or come with little teeth compartment where a person could store pills and such? how come no one has really worked the concept of dentures??? | |
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Steadwood said: XxAxX said: omg they already did! it was on TV a while ago, like in the movie when harry met sally. ther was an actual advert where the women having her hair lathered and shampooed had the TV equivalent of a mini-O OUTside the quote edit [Edited 1/15/07 16:18pm] I want my Royalties and you should have them!!!! | |
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