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PrintableAsylumUtopia said: ThreadBare said: I cannot caution people enough to not mess with Ouija boards.
They're not toys, but they're portals through which evil spirits have been known to possess and oppress human beings. When someone becomes reconciled to God through Jesus Christ, they receive His Holy Spirit as an indwelling seal of God's salvation. The name of Jesus Christ, His holy word (the Bible) and His redeeming blood have been time-proven tools against spirits of darkness. But someone who isn't a Christian and who dabbles in the occult -- whether through a Ouija board or some other practice -- is really setting themselves up for torment from evil. It's like lying down in front of an oncoming train while asking if you're in danger. Don't mess with Ouija boards. Please. 
Hang on, let me wipe the tears out of my eyes. They're so dangerous they sell them in toy shops. 
I just cannot fathom how anyone can believe that a piece of cardboard with numbers and letters on it is dangerous. They shouldn't be sold in toy stores. That just shows how fucked up the country is. Ban prayer in schools, and then sell shit that is used to conjure up spirits (the devils) in toy stores.  | |
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Imago said: I'm telling you motherfuckers, that thing is dangerous! It brought my bitter old gramdmom back from the dead to terrorize us a second time. Her voice was extremely raspy and she was always surrounded by this angry swarm of flies. It was horrifying.
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Spookymuffin said: Spirit schmirit; we live we die we rot. anything else is the imagination.
Have fun trying to find out which of your friends is pushing it.  thank god more than a few people think like me. It's nothing.  | |
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SureThing said: EFS said: Me and a couple of mates have decided to try a oujia board. Has anyone got any advice on what to do/not to do?
I'm not even trying to be funny. Well you can laugh if ya want, but I wouldn't. It's the devil.  It's no one. And if it's anyone, it's someone dead - not the devil. If the Devil's real he's busy organising the nightmare to run that is hell; making sure everyone's got their punishment, etc - Hell needs to run efficiently too! There's also no such thing as Demons in the Bible, so scratch them too. | |
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Spookymuffin said: Spirit schmirit; we live we die we rot. anything else is the imagination.
Have fun trying to find out which of your friends is pushing it. Well who knows if they work or not, but if they DO work it's the devil. Who wants to mess with that shit? | |
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SureThing said: EFS said: Me and a couple of mates have decided to try a oujia board. Has anyone got any advice on what to do/not to do?
I'm not even trying to be funny. Well you can laugh if ya want, but I wouldn't. It's the devil. Is it true that bitch really wears Prada ?  "..My work is personal, I'm a working person, I put in work, I work with purpose.." | |
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Spookymuffin said: SureThing said: I'm not even trying to be funny. Well you can laugh if ya want, but I wouldn't. It's the devil. It's no one. And if it's anyone, it's someone dead - not the devil. If the Devil's real he's busy organising the nightmare to run that is hell; making sure everyone's got their punishment, etc - Hell needs to run efficiently too! There's also no such thing as Demons in the Bible, so scratch them too. Well, if anyones actually working it. (I don't know if they work or not, but I wouldn't chance it) If it is 'anyone' it's NOT of God, and I wouldn't wanna fuck with that shit. | |
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SureThing said: Spookymuffin said: It's no one. And if it's anyone, it's someone dead - not the devil. If the Devil's real he's busy organising the nightmare to run that is hell; making sure everyone's got their punishment, etc - Hell needs to run efficiently too! There's also no such thing as Demons in the Bible, so scratch them too. Well, if anyones actually working it. (I don't know if they work or not, but I wouldn't chance it) If it is 'anyone' it's NOT of God, and I wouldn't wanna fuck with that shit. No; if it's anyone the purpose of it is to contact spirits in Limbo; so it would be neither - it'd be someone transitioning. But they're all nonsense. You wanna get in touch with spirits? Sleep in a tomb and listen to the silence. | |
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Spookymuffin said: SureThing said: I'm not even trying to be funny. Well you can laugh if ya want, but I wouldn't. It's the devil. It's no one. And if it's anyone, it's someone dead - not the devil. If the Devil's real he's busy organising the nightmare to run that is hell; making sure everyone's got their punishment, etc - Hell needs to run efficiently too! There's also no such thing as Demons in the Bible, so scratch them too. Oh, and please. The devil is all around us. The 'world' is of the devil. The devil is busy trying to get people to focus on worldly things, instead of what is pure. And I know your gonna laugh at me. Go ahead. THATS of the devil too.  | |
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I agree with everything SureThing is saying | |
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SureThing said: Spookymuffin said: It's no one. And if it's anyone, it's someone dead - not the devil. If the Devil's real he's busy organising the nightmare to run that is hell; making sure everyone's got their punishment, etc - Hell needs to run efficiently too! There's also no such thing as Demons in the Bible, so scratch them too. Oh, and please. The devil is all around us. The 'world' is of the devil. The devil is busy trying to get people to focus on worldly things, instead of what is pure. And I know your gonna laugh at me. Go ahead. THATS of the devil too. I was trying to be funny.
Jesus himself stated in his gospel that he is not in the church, he is "under the stone and in the tree" - i.e. God is everywhere; much more than an entity. Making God seem human was a big mistake. However, the Romans disagreed with Jesus and burnt 26 of the gospels out there to make him seem more Divine. Soooo, long story short if the Devil's real he's Jesus' opposite and so is also everywhere, and you're right. However, focusing on worldly things isn't evil if the cause is right - it's all relative to your actions and moral code. | |
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SureThing said: They shouldn't be sold in toy stores.
That just shows how fucked up the country is. Ban prayer in schools, and then sell shit that is used to conjure up spirits (the devils) in toy stores. Well, they're sold in toy stores (or shops as we call them) in my country too, but they still haven't banned prayer in schools. Now that's fucked up. I really don't think ouija boards have a great deal to do with the fucked up-ness of your country. What probably does have more do to with it is the (seemingly widespread) erroneous belief that a ouija board is anything other than an overpriced piece of cardboard with numbers and letters on it, but I'm getting tired of saying it. Why not try one yourself, if you have enough faith God will protect you, right ? Let us know how you get on. If you need any dead relatives to get in contact with I can give you the names of some of mine. Lemmy, Bowie, Prince, Leonard. RIP. |
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foosball is the DEVIL. | |
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It's all in the mind.... ...If you think it's real...Then it is ...If you think it works...Then it does ...If you think it's dangerous...Then it is ...So ...If you think it's dangerous ...Leave well alone 
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In school we were taught that masturbation was the devil and to watch out coz it's a right horny fucker
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senik said: In school we were taught that masturbation was the devil and to watch out coz it's a right horny fucker
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senik said: In school we were taught that masturbation was the devil and to watch out coz it's a right horny fucker
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They are hilarious and a lot of fun because everyone is all (stupidly) jumpy and nervous just to try it.
As long as one of you sneaks moves on the board, it will be fun. If not, you'll just sit there and be bored out of your mind. | |
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Spookymuffin said: SureThing said: Oh, and please. The devil is all around us. The 'world' is of the devil. The devil is busy trying to get people to focus on worldly things, instead of what is pure. And I know your gonna laugh at me. Go ahead. THATS of the devil too. I was trying to be funny.
Jesus himself stated in his gospel that he is not in the church, he is "under the stone and in the tree" - i.e. God is everywhere; much more than an entity. Making God seem human was a big mistake. However, the Romans disagreed with Jesus and burnt 26 of the gospels out there to make him seem more Divine. Soooo, long story short if the Devil's real he's Jesus' opposite and so is also everywhere, and you're right. However, focusing on worldly things isn't evil if the cause is right - it's all relative to your actions and moral code. I almost wanna post a  guy here.
That unnerves me.
ANYWAY.... Please don't make me move this to P&R  In spite of the cost of living, it's still popular. |
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SureThing said: AsylumUtopia said:
Hang on, let me wipe the tears out of my eyes. They're so dangerous they sell them in toy shops.
I just cannot fathom how anyone can believe that a piece of cardboard with numbers and letters on it is dangerous. They shouldn't be sold in toy stores. That just shows how fucked up the country is. Ban prayer in schools, and then sell shit that is used to conjure up spirits (the devils) in toy stores. Honey, it's a game. It's all make believe. Nothing dangerous about it. |
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CarrieMpls said: SureThing said: They shouldn't be sold in toy stores. That just shows how fucked up the country is. Ban prayer in schools, and then sell shit that is used to conjure up spirits (the devils) in toy stores. Honey, it's a game. It's all make believe. Nothing dangerous about it. thank god for sense and sensibility.  | |
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HereToRockYourWorld said: ThreadBare said: I think you'll find most Christians don't play with Ouija boards. There's risk for all people who do, born again or not. Christians (those reconciled by Christ unto God through their belief in His atoning sacrifice and resurrection) are declared righteous because God sees Christ's blood covering them. As such, we are protected and declared off-limits to evil. Evil spirits still attempt to hinder or afflict Christians, but rebuking them the same way Christ did with the devil during His temptation in the wilderness (with the Bible) works. There are ways to reverse the demonic oppression or possession. The Christian aspect comes into play in that reminding a spirit of its trespassing (with regard to a Christian life) can only be done if that person has left the dominion of darkness by accepting Christ as their Savior. The distinction I was raising had to do with the spiritual position or status of a believer versus a non-believer. Christian, off limits; non-Christian, fair game. [Edited 1/14/07 16:33pm] What I wouldn't give to take away your right to vote.
Bottomline, leave the "game" alone. I think what's interesting is that some people have had EXPERINCES with the "game". Not everyone is speaking from what they've heard. Personally, I'm not inviting Satan to come anywhere, anytime, to do anything. nothing fun about that. | |
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Spookymuffin said: SureThing said: Oh, and please. The devil is all around us. The 'world' is of the devil. The devil is busy trying to get people to focus on worldly things, instead of what is pure. And I know your gonna laugh at me. Go ahead. THATS of the devil too. I was trying to be funny.
Jesus himself stated in his gospel that he is not in the church, he is "under the stone and in the tree" - i.e. God is everywhere; much more than an entity. Making God seem human was a big mistake. However, the Romans disagreed with Jesus and burnt 26 of the gospels out there to make him seem more Divine. Soooo, long story short if the Devil's real he's Jesus' opposite and so is also everywhere, and you're right. However, focusing on worldly things isn't evil if the cause is right - it's all relative to your actions and moral code. I agree with you there. I don't really know the history of the bible, only the bible itself. But it seems like you've been researching different faiths and stuff so thats really cool. I don't know what you believe in, buit atleast you are in the know. Thats a lot better than people who choose not to believe 'just because thats easier' for them to do. | |
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CarrieMpls said: SureThing said: They shouldn't be sold in toy stores. That just shows how fucked up the country is. Ban prayer in schools, and then sell shit that is used to conjure up spirits (the devils) in toy stores. Honey, it's a game. It's all make believe. Nothing dangerous about it. A game where you call upon dead people. What if someone comes? Thats not of God, and I don't think theres anything 'fun' about that. | |
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Whoa. | |
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AsylumUtopia said: SureThing said: They shouldn't be sold in toy stores.
That just shows how fucked up the country is. Ban prayer in schools, and then sell shit that is used to conjure up spirits (the devils) in toy stores. Well, they're sold in toy stores (or shops as we call them) in my country too, but they still haven't banned prayer in schools. Now that's fucked up. I really don't think ouija boards have a great deal to do with the fucked up-ness of your country. What probably does have more do to with it is the (seemingly widespread) erroneous belief that a ouija board is anything other than an overpriced piece of cardboard with numbers and letters on it, but I'm getting tired of saying it. Why not try one yourself, if you have enough faith God will protect you, right ? Let us know how you get on. If you need any dead relatives to get in contact with I can give you the names of some of mine. Because I don't believe in evoking spirits. To me that is like devil worshiping and I would fuck a dead horse before I did such a thing. | |
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let me fire it up real good, dead people are dead. Plain and simple. | |
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I think it depends on your religion. Me being a good Catholic girl i would never mess with anything like that. I have heard of old people, before they die..turning really nasty, their face contorting and using language they would never use etc, and a priest is called to take the devil out before they die..as the devil tries to take their soul. It may sound very like the Exorcist movie..but i believe this things can happen. | |
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jerseykrs said: let me fire it up real good, dead people are dead. Plain and simple.
How do you KNOW? You think you actually KNOW what happens when you die? | |
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SureThing said: AsylumUtopia said: Well, they're sold in toy stores (or shops as we call them) in my country too, but they still haven't banned prayer in schools. Now that's fucked up. I really don't think ouija boards have a great deal to do with the fucked up-ness of your country. What probably does have more do to with it is the (seemingly widespread) erroneous belief that a ouija board is anything other than an overpriced piece of cardboard with numbers and letters on it, but I'm getting tired of saying it. Why not try one yourself, if you have enough faith God will protect you, right ? Let us know how you get on. If you need any dead relatives to get in contact with I can give you the names of some of mine. Because I don't believe in evoking spirits. To me that is like devil worshiping and I would fuck a dead horse before I did such a thing. I'm pretty sure that "God" will be a little more upset that you are a necrophiliac into beastiality. | |
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