CortestheKiller said:

CortestheKiller said:

Exactly!

My hubster and I have this mutual masturbation thing going. We'll do that until I get mine, and then have sex. It doesn't last too long though.

Imago said:

I love you.

gemini13 said:

Hmmm, mutual masturbation doesn't interest me. I get to masturbate enough whilst he's at work. Ugh. I want him to get down there and do my work pronto.

It took me a long time to straighten out his fingerbang technique though. he used to be so rough. Like he was trying to scrub dirty pan or some shit.

Imago said:

ain't nothing funny 'bout that! what, you don't pee-n-wash after you through getting some sweet sweet lovin' or whatever the hell else?

CortestheKiller said:

The Mutual Masturbation Society is a club whose sole purpose is... Wow what an awesome infomercial that would make!

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

I thought every female did it actually. Otherwise you can easily get a UTI...and NO ONE wants that.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

You have to. Damn right. You HAVE to. No pee infections for me, thank you. And no ripe vag, either, thanks.

CortestheKiller said:

i just realized that i said something that sounds like some sorta ready-made sexual aid...new from Vagisil, it's Pee-N-Wash!

but yeah, i've heard the advice of going to the bathroom after sex.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Yeah! It's as essential as wipe direction!

LordEvil said:

LMFAO !!! U stupid for that one

karmatornado said:

I have certain tricks, like if i don't want to blow my wad to quick I will slow it down, then when I feel some tingling, I will start eating out some pussy till the bitch blows her joy juice all upon my chin, by then the sperms have dropped back down into the balls and I can beat it up for an extra 40 minutes to an hour.[/quote]


Wowwwww

LordEvil said:

That's the funniest shit I've read here in a while....

CortestheKiller said:

I'm not laughing at the pee thing. I'm laughing at how you ladies are talking about it.

JustErin said:

If his legs are not shaking i know i am doing a crap job, so i try harder..it is quicker that way. Seriously after an hour and a half would you not get lock-jaw or something?

dayum.. i fucking love sucking cock..

I've been lucky to be with men with CONTROL.

I tend to like to go for a while. 20 minutes is good for average weeknight sex, but most times I'd happily take at least 45 minutes of good solid pounding. I think the longest I've ever actually had intercourse was a little over 2 hours. That was hot.

CortestheKiller said:

CortestheKiller said:

For head? After 20 mins I'm outta there.

For sex, it's really annoying when you cum, and they're still screwing around 20 minutes later.

I say a 20 minute lay is good.

Oh Rhonda, if you didn't use words like "ripe vag", "man juice" and "post-coital pee and wash" your threads would be really sexy.

I got your MySpace comment by the way. Sorry to disappoint you, but to arrange a true ménage à trois between a straight Swede, a gay Dutchman and an oversexed American might prove to be too much of a challenge. We can always have hot phone sex about "dried up vaginal passages" though.

HereToRockYourWorld said:

retina said:

We really just need to get in the same place at the same time. That's the only challenge. I'm pretty sure if you'd just let IstenSzek in, you'd love it. Then all you have to deal with is making me happy. And you know what, watching a hot guy pound another hot guy is probably all it will really take to make me happy. The rest'll just be bonus.

SureThing said:

Sounds about right.... I can go for an hour or more....but my cock gets to be a little fatigued after that... 20 minutes mean more for later!

REDFEATHERS said:

Good girl....

Probably not a good, sign, when you get done having sex, and the first thing that comes to mind is one of Cortes' threads on the org, but ANYWAY.

How 'bout this?

When your fucking and everythings goin fine and you cum, but then after you cum the guy starts pounding the shit out of ya.

It's like they're gonna cum before you, so they give it to ya, so - so, but then once you cum they pull out the big guns.

Not fair.

Does anyone else have this?

Imago said:

There's some truth. I asked powerbaby if Prince asked her not to touch his hair while they were shagging and she went very untypically coy. There's no way Prince likes someone pulling on his do during intercourse. Now my own preoccupation with head hair. Stoned one night, I actually realised it was because I'm an obsessive insecure control freak and my constant wee trips to the mirror are just me reverting back to safety of the womb and also to remind the black dog on my shoulder that I'm real and actually exist. It was bit of a shock revelation that my folicle obsession wasn't actually anything to do with my hair but the stirrings of a thick broth inside my head. I just focus all my internal angst upon my hair. It's a wonder it's stil so thick, full, bouyant and shiny.

Number23 said:

I'm going to wax your dome.

Spookymuffin said:

I'm going to fuck you in the throat.

Spookymuffin said:

I'll kill everyone you love first.