See, now if you were Paris Hilton you would have had someone spin the car into the telephone pole for you.

Mach said:

You and I both know that keeping our mouths shut at certain times (as opposed to letting people have it) is the better choice.

INSATIABLE said:

I thought you were my girl.

INSATIABLE said:

yeah ...

SureThing said:

That doesn't mean you're allowed to do blatantly stupid shit! You've got kids, blondie!

INSATIABLE said:

Doin' little donuts isn't gonna kill anyone.

And my kids weren't in.

I do admit though, I'm not much of an example.

SureThing said:

SureThing said:

1. "Doin' little donuts" caused you to crash into a telephone pole. What if you were little and that happened to your mommy? If you must drive recklessly, do so in an area without solid wooden poles sticking up from the ground. Some examples are fields, very large parking lots, or an old airport.

2. Your kids don't have to be in the vehicle to have their lives devastated in a heartbeat.

3. Wait till your boy and girl become old enough to drive. You'll have plenty of sleepless nights.

I still love you, but you're a retard.

INSATIABLE said:

Best post ever.



Ps, I know your rite, now stfu about it.

2the9s said:

If she was Paris Hilton, her publicist would deny that the crash had happened.

SureThing said:

Oh wait, you aren't joking?

BlackAdder7 said:

9's I wanted to 'quote and falloff" you but, I 'm afraid of what people mite think.

sextonseven said:

sextonseven said:

Listen you.

Don't be surprised, you've been out here.

You know what we do for fun in these parts.

SureThing said:

I've actually almost run out of gas in those parts. Fortunately a nice non-racist Pennsylvanian saved my life and directed me to the nearest gas station.

I should have posted this on the Paris Hilton thread.

sextonseven said:

Dude, do you know HOW HARD they are to come by?

Yo, then you know how exited us coal crackers get avout the first snow.

I gaurantee 1 in 5 pennsylvanians hit a telephone pole doin donuts today.

SureThing said:

paris, is that you????

SureThing said:

(That sounds like such a sexual metaphor.)

I was doing lines in my driveway, and hit a wall.

Illustrator said:

Nice.

Illustrator said:

SureThing said:

You got snow today? Why does that make your accident more understandable to me?

The only time in my entire life that I've been called the N-word was in Pennsylvania.

FunkMistress said:

'Ey, I can'help it. Being a dude,
Paris Hilton doesn't do anything for me as far as inspiriation goes.

My influences are more like Robert Downey Jr. & such.

sextonseven said:

I'm sorry. I know, it's quite embarrasing. Don't let it bother ya. Were all either inbred, or immigrated from Jersey.

About the snow, I guess ya'd have to be from PA to understand.

SureThing said:

Thanks.

It's been so damn warm this winter, I almost don't blame you for doing doughnuts at the first sight of snow.

sextonseven said:

I think it was our first ever Christmas with out snow here. That I remember anyways.

Yeah, the weathers been a little to weird.

But just think, if it keeps up like this, we won't have to retire to Fl. anymore.

SureThing said:

If it keeps up like this, I'm heading for the Appalachians because NYC will be underwater.

SureThing said:

No more demolition derby

retina said:

I haven't done donuts in a parking lot since I had a car with rear wheel drive...which would make it around 1991.

And the first thing I'd do is make sure there's NOTHING around that I would end up hitting even if I couldn't stop if I wanted to. Next time try a Kmart parking lot.

My first experience ever with the concept of irony came during my first year right outta high school.

I "parked" with a girl in a Dunkin' DoNuts lot,
& I teabagged her.

You're supposed to break in and hotwire someone else's car to do stuff like that, not use your own!