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Thread started 01/11/07 10:37am

NDRU

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Martha Stewart--Insane?

I have always liked how Martha Stewart helps clods like me make a souffle or match colors in my living room, but I'm pretty sure she's lost it.

I watched her show recently, and she had an all male audience. She was showing these guys who had never done laundry how to hand wash delicates. Nothing they'd ever care about, sure, but no big deal.

Then she is explaining how to lay them out on towels to dry. She explains that they will need a tape measure & sketch book. She says "draw a diagram of each garment before you wash it, showing it's dimensions and proper shape. Then when you lay it out, match the dimensions & shape to what is in the sketchbook so it comes out right."

Nice job Martha! Now these guys understand why they've never done laundry before, and never will again.
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Reply #1 posted 01/11/07 10:40am

SureThing

falloff I love it when she gets bitchy with her guests.

They'll be helpin; her make something and she's like

YOU STIRRED IT TOO MUCH! YOU RUINED IT!!!

What a bitch. lol
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Reply #2 posted 01/11/07 10:41am

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NDRU said:

I have always liked how Martha Stewart helps clods like me make a souffle or match colors in my living room, but I'm pretty sure she's lost it.

I watched her show recently, and she had an all male audience. She was showing these guys who had never done laundry how to hand wash delicates. Nothing they'd ever care about, sure, but no big deal.

Then she is explaining how to lay them out on towels to dry. She explains that they will need a tape measure & sketch book. She says "draw a diagram of each garment before you wash it, showing it's dimensions and proper shape. Then when you lay it out, match the dimensions & shape to what is in the sketchbook so it comes out right."

Nice job Martha! Now these guys understand why they've never done laundry before, and never will again.

okay that sketch book idea is waaay over the top biggrin
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Reply #3 posted 01/11/07 10:42am

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NDRU said:

I have always liked how Martha Stewart helps clods like me make a souffle or match colors in my living room, but I'm pretty sure she's lost it


It's called Metapause, and if you are a married man, be afraid, be very afraid.
News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so.
You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop.
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Reply #4 posted 01/11/07 10:43am

applekisses

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falloff I love it when she gets bitchy with her guests.

They'll be helpin; her make something and she's like

YOU STIRRED IT TOO MUCH! YOU RUINED IT!!!

What a bitch. lol


falloff

I watched her once with an Italian woman from Brooklyn...she was SUCH a snob to her and her family...

Even so...I do love me some Martha.
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Reply #5 posted 01/11/07 10:43am

NDRU

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SureThing said:

falloff I love it when she gets bitchy with her guests.

They'll be helpin; her make something and she's like

YOU STIRRED IT TOO MUCH! YOU RUINED IT!!!

What a bitch. lol



lol One guy had to wash a bra, and she was getting upset with him because he was handling it like a guy would, with some fascination. But she gave the damn thing to him!
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Reply #6 posted 01/11/07 10:44am

SureThing

MickG said:

NDRU said:

I have always liked how Martha Stewart helps clods like me make a souffle or match colors in my living room, but I'm pretty sure she's lost it


It's called Metapause, and if you are a married man, be afraid, be very afraid.



falloff I LOVE how you spelled 'metapause'. Granted, I don't know how to spell it either, but that was hilarious.

I love ya. lol
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Reply #7 posted 01/11/07 10:44am

NDRU

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MickG said:

NDRU said:

I have always liked how Martha Stewart helps clods like me make a souffle or match colors in my living room, but I'm pretty sure she's lost it


It's called Metapause, and if you are a married man, be afraid, be very afraid.



lol I definitely wear the skirt at times
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Reply #8 posted 01/11/07 10:47am

Mach

SureThing said:

MickG said:



It's called Metapause, and if you are a married man, be afraid, be very afraid.



falloff I LOVE how you spelled 'metapause'. Granted, I don't know how to spell it either, but that was hilarious.

I love ya. lol


Men - o - pause

when women pause and take a serious good look at the men in their lives

wink
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Reply #9 posted 01/11/07 10:48am

SureThing

Mach said:

SureThing said:




falloff I LOVE how you spelled 'metapause'. Granted, I don't know how to spell it either, but that was hilarious.

I love ya. lol


Men - o - pause

when women pause and take a serious good look at the men in their lives

wink



falloff I never heard that one before. Good one! lol
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Reply #10 posted 01/11/07 10:48am

NDRU

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SureThing said:

MickG said:



It's called Metapause, and if you are a married man, be afraid, be very afraid.



falloff I LOVE how you spelled 'metapause'. Granted, I don't know how to spell it either, but that was hilarious.

I love ya. lol


we should do a MickG vs. SureThing spelling contest
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Reply #11 posted 01/11/07 10:49am

MickG

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NDRU said:

we should do a MickG vs. SureThing spelling contest


I'm sure! I'd lose/"win" that thingy.
News: Prince pulls his head out his ass in the last moment.
Bad News: Prince wasted too much quality time doing so.
You have those internalized issues because you want to, you like to, stop.
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Reply #12 posted 01/11/07 10:49am

NDRU

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Mach said:

SureThing said:




falloff I LOVE how you spelled 'metapause'. Granted, I don't know how to spell it either, but that was hilarious.

I love ya. lol


Men - o - pause

when women pause and take a serious good look at the men in their lives

wink


I better chop some wood after I get back from the strip club...Chippendales!
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Reply #13 posted 01/11/07 10:51am

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I'm waiting for the day when she is talking about stain removal and says "thats harder to get off than me on dirty sheets"
23 more days to Ball Dangle Day!!!!!
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