They say confession is good 4 the soul.

Well then, my name is Marcus and Im a wankaholic.

It started as a child-hood obsession, then became a way to explore my sexuality in my late teens, in my early 20's I turned 2 a good pole waxing 2 eliviate stress, soon I was using a bishop bashing like a recreational drug...and now I feel things have spiralled out of control as I take any and every opportunity to give the monkey a good ole' spanking...yes, I have become a fully fledged Knob yanker

What can I do...its taken over my life..
I tell work mates im going 4 a cigarette break but Im really going 2 clear the pipes, I pretended 2 be catholic and went in2 the confession booth just so I could have enough privacy 2 stroke the salami...worse is that I now have more johnny jerks than I have square meals a day...Im like a crack addict only my drug is self-willy worship..


Perhaps im not alone...perhaps there are others out there just like me

I feel I should start WA (Wankaholics Annonymous) ... am I alone?

Your confession contradicts your screenname. Dali said a contradiction was the only place to pitch a tent, but I hate camping.

Number23 said:

U seem camp enough 2 me and to add I feel thaat because..



errrm, hang on a minute...just need 2 go for a errrr, look BACK IN A FEW MINUTES OK

Do you find that wankahol interferes with work or your org life?

CinisterCee said:

sometimes. Every morning I have a 'Jerk b4 work' and depending on how much I get in2 it Im on average 30-50 mins late every morning.

In relation to the org...nah, it helps to be a Wanker on this website

I'd raise my hand to say I'm a wankoholic but I'm jerking off

LordEvil said:

Really? How many SPM's (Strokes per Minute) can U reach?

sexyAuntyFuka said:

I don't really count however I can jerk off 6 times a day and I'm old

LordEvil said:

damn, U must be de-hydrated