Poor Peter Penis lived an incredibly mundane life he'd rise at the crack of dawn work all day and go to bed at night. He had these horrible neighbors "the Balls" they never shaved and kept their back yard in disaray it was full of dingleberry's. This led to many problems between Peter and the Ball's.

The other great tragedy in poor Peter's life, was the transit line that went by his home at lightning speed called the Zipper Express. The Zipper was these heavy metal tracks that had interlocking teeth that would close as the express flew by, causing Peter to shrink at its very sight. Several times Peter himself got stuck in the tracks as they closed it was very painfull and took weeks to recover.

The Zipper was run by the mafioso family the "Hands" who Peter grew up and was still friends with as a mature penis. The relationship wasn't without its problems, more times then Peter would like to remember the Hands had put him in a head lock until Peter exploded.

After the last time Peter had been caught in the tracks of the Zipper Express, he went to the Hands to ask for help. The Hands said "I'm sure we can help you, if you would just find away to co-exist with the Zipper you may actually enjoy it. However what you have told use about the Balls will not be tolerated."

Then one night as Peter was sleeping the Hands showed up and beat the hell out of the Balls. This excited Peter so much that he exploded and passed out. When he woke up the next day the Balls were shaved and their yard was cleared of dingleberry's.

This new developement allowed Peter the freedom to explore the many tunnels in the outside world. Peter became such an explorer that he was never around for the Hands. This angered the Hands and Peter was run down by the Zipper express.

Peter laid there mangled from the interlocking metal tracks but through all the pain Peter rose above it and then became excited at the idea of pain.

Part 2 cumming soon.
[Edited 12/28/06 9:18am]

a good reason indeed to wear a stout codpiece!

What an absurd story.

That was great!!!

Peter aroused by pain all of sudden changed his lifestyle got facial piercing and started clubbing wearing only a cockring and changed his name to Spike.

His explorations into the tunnels incresed dramatically. This infuriated the Hands and the Hands set out to come up with an idea to stop peter or Spikes wild ways.

The Hands installed a new Zipper express with extremely large metal teeth, they waited for Peter to cross the tracks for his regular draining. When Peter came back the Hands set the zipper off at a break neck speed and cut Peter in half.

Peter instantly vanished from sight and was never heard from again.

Doesn't he have a neighbor who's a real asshole?

Illustrator said:

i'd say that was brilliant, but it made me groan at the same time

Illustrator said:

Yes but thats not important