What do you wish you could find on the internet?

littlemissG said:

Are you planning on helping us or is this jus for the record?

i honestly can't think of anything i couldn't find given a fast enough internet connection

evenstar3 said:

So your jus gunna make the rest of us jealous?

HD free porn!

An episode of Charlie Chalk.

miho9000 said:

yup!

A sex simulator, and a time machine.

LordEvil said:

Did you even look? Honestly...

http://www.3d-sexgames.co...rtual-sex/

FruitToAttractBears said:

that looks terrible.

evenstar3 said:

it looks hilarious

FruitToAttractBears said:

NOW THAT NEEDS IT'S OWN "special" controller!

FruitToAttractBears said:

Yes but I need a time machine with it, so I could fuck Halle Berry while she was young, and Thelma from Good times

LordEvil said:

Idiot, if it's virtual then you can just make halle berry from years ago and fuck her now, virtually.

Spookymuffin said:

And thelma is she gonna have that cheesy 70's videotape look to her virtually

LordEvil said:

she probably won't in reality.

LordEvil said:

Ok, here's schmatics for a time machine:



Get crackin'. If John Titor could do it, you sure as hell can!

FruitToAttractBears said:

Hey...to travel BACK in time wouldn't it require you to go faster than the speed of light? So....is that what this machine can do?

miho9000 said:

Yes, yes, it's all here in the manual.

FruitToAttractBears said:

Ahhh...I see

the diarrhoea emoticon

a photo of someone in particular

A miracle cure for everything that ails me.

A job.